Wednesday, January 2, 2019

DrogeMiester's LEAST FAVORITE Songs of 2018

Earlier this week, on New Year's Day to be exact, I released my top 10 favorite songs of 2018. That list is one that I worked hard on for nearly a week as I slowly whittled down my field of 80 songs to a top 10 list with 10 additional honorable mentions. Yes, it was a long process, but it was one I thoroughly enjoyed. Yet right after I posted that, my mind then started to focus on what naturally comes next. The list of my least favorite songs. And as I thought about it, I honestly wondered if it was even worth it. I don't know if you've noticed recently, but in my weekly Billboard Analysis segment, I have started to straight-up ignore a lot of the songs that I don't want to listen to from artists that I know I will hate. So yeah, you can say that the a lot of the songs in 2018 were so bad that it broke me. The idea of going back and carefully wading through all of that trash filled me with dread because doing so always gives me such a bad, disgusting feeling. Posting the videos of the songs also feels wrong because then I'm subjecting my viewers to content that is as close to porn as YouTube will allow. So in what might be a surprising twist of events, I'm not ranking my least favorite songs this year, which is why you noticed that words "top 10" are missing from this blog title.

So then what is this? Oh, this is actually quite fun. What you might not know is that every time I talk about a new arrival on my Billboard Analysis segment, I give that song a letter grade. But not publicly. I do it privately on in Excel sheet. Doing so helps me more easily organize all of the songs that debut, which then makes the end of year lists a lot easier. I thought about posted those grades in the new arrivals section, but I don't want people to get too focused on the grade and not on what I actually wrote about the song. But I still assign a grade for organizational purposes. Well, this list here is a list of songs that debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2018 that I gave a grade of a D- or an F to, ranked in alphabetical order. Doing this means that I am able to still complain about all the bad songs in a post like this without having to go back and re-listen to all of them to figure out how they actually stack up. But prepare yourself. There's 53 of them. For context, 598 songs debuted on the Hot 100 this year, a number heavily inflated by album bombs that just refused to stop coming.

- "31 DAYS" - Future
- "66" - Lil Yachty featuring Trippie Redd
- "Anybody" - Young Thug featuring Nicki Minaj
- "Armed and Dangerous" - Juice WRLD
- "Astronauts" - Future & Juice WRLD
- "Auto Pilot" - Migos
- "Ball for Me" - Post Malone featuring Nicki Minaj
- "Barbie Dreams" - Nicki Minaj
- "Bickenhead" - Cardi B
- "Big Bank" - YG featuring 2 Chainz, Big Sean & Nicki Minaj
- "Billy" - 6ix9ine
- "Blame It on Me" - Post Malone
- "BOOM!" - Lil Yachty featuring Ugly God
- "CUDDLE MY WRIST" - Future
- "Dinero" - Jennifer Lopez featuring Cardi B & DJ Khaled
- "Drip" - Card B featuring Migos
- "Drug Addicts" - Lil Pump
- "Emoji a Chain" - Migos
- "Eskeetit" - Lil Pump
- "FeFe" - 6ix9ine featuring Nicki Minaj
- "Final Fantasy" - Drake
- "Fine China" - Future & Juice WRLD
- "Fr Fr" - Wiz Khalifa featuring Lil Skies
- "Freee (Ghost Town, Pt. 2)" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "going down!" - XXXTENTACION
- "Gucci Flip Flops" - Bhad Babie feaaturing Lil Yachty
- "Handgun" - YG featuring A$AP Rocky
- "HOUSTONFORNICATION" - Travis Scott
- "Huncho Jack" - Huncho Jack
- "I Know You" - Lil Skies featuring Yung Pinch
- "I Love It" - Kanye West & Lil Pump
- "I Thought About Killing You" - Kanye West
- "infinity (888)" - XXXTENTACION featuring Joey Bada$$
- "Jet Lag" - Future & Juice WRLD featuing Young Scooter
- "Let It Sing" - Kevin Gates
- "Life Goes On" - Lil Baby featuring Gunna & Lil Uzi Vert
- "Mo Bamba" - Sheck Wes
- "Modern Slavery" - Huncho Jack
- "Motorcycle Patches" - Huncho Jack
- "Narcos" - Migos
- "NBAYoungBoat" - Lil Yachty featuring YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "NC-17" - Travis Scott
- "New Freezer" - Rich the Kid featuring Kendrick Lamar
- "Rich & Sad" - Post Malone
- "Rich Sex" - Nicki Minaj featuring Lil Wayne
- "Same B------" - Post Malone featuring G-Eazy & YG
- "She Bad" - Cardi B & YG
- "Stoopid" - 6ix9ine featuring Bobby Shmurda
- "Takin' Shots" - Post Malone
- "TATI" - 6ix9ine featuring DJ Spinking
- "Ye vs. The People" - Kanye West featuring T.I.
- "Yikes" - Kanye West
- "Zack and Codeine" - Post Malone

But do you know what? Why stop there? Perhaps there were songs that I only gave a D grade to that deserved a D- or an F. So let's list off all of those, too, just to be fair.

- "1942" - G-Eazy featuring Yo Gotti & YBN Nahmir
- "4th Dimension" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "5% Tint" - Travis Scott
- "8 out of 10" - Drake
- "92 Explorer" - Post Malone
- "A$AP Forever" - A$AP Ricky featuring Moby
- "After Dark" - Drake featuring Static Major & Ty Dolla $ign
- "All Mine" - Kanye West
- "APES---" - THE CARTERS
- "ATM" - J. Cole
- "Backin' It Up" - Pardison Fontaine featuring Cardi B
- "Barbie Tingz" - Nicki Minaj
- "Bartier Cardi" - Cardi B featuring 21 Savage
- "BB (Bad B------ Only" - Migos featuring 21 Savage
- "Be Careful" - Cardi B
- "BEBE" - 6ix9ine featuring Anuel AA
- "Big Shot" - Kendrick Lamar & Travis Scott
- "Bigger > You" - 2 Chainz, Drake & Quavo
- "Biggest Alley Oop" - Quavo
- "Black & Chinese" - Huncho Jack
- "Blue Tint" - Drake
- "Booty" - Blac Youngsta
- "BOSS" - THE CARTERS
- "CAN'T SAY" - Travis Scott
- "CAROUSEL" - Travis Scott
- "Casper" - Takeoff
- "CC" - Migos featuring Gucci Gang
- "Champion" - NAV featuring Travis Scott
- "Chanel (Go Get It)" - Young Thug featuring Gonna & Lil Baby
- "Change Lanes" - Kevin Gates
- "Chun-Li" - Nicki Minaj
- "CLOSE" - Rae Sremmurd & Travis Scott
- "Contra" - Logic
- "Cudi Montage" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "Dame Tu Cosita" - El Chombo
- "Demon" - Lil Wayne
- "Diamond Teeth Samurai" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "Dip" - Tyga & Nicki Minaj
- "Don't Cry" - Lil Wayne featuring XXXTENTACION
- "Dope New Gospel" - Lil Wayne featuring Nivea
- "Drip Too Hard" - Lil Baby & Gunna
- "Dubai S---" - Huncho Jack featuring Offset
- "Envy Me" - Calboy
- "Finesse" - Drake
- "Freaky Friday" - Lil Dicky featuring Chris Brown
- "Gang Gang" - Migos
- "Get Dripped" - Lil Yachty featuring Playboi Carti
- "Ghost Town" - Kanye West
- "Girls Like You" - Maroon 5 featuring Cardi B
- "Gotti" - 6ix9ine
- "Hardaway" - Derez De'Shon
- "Higher We Go (Intro)" - Migos
- "Hittas" - Lil Wayne
- "Huncho Dreams" - Quavo
- "I am Who They Say I Am" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again featuring KEvin Gates and Quando Rondo
- "I Do" - Cardi B featuring SZA
- "I Might Need Security" - Chance the Rapper
- "Ice Tray" - Quavo & Lil Yachty
- "I'm Upset" - Drake
- "Is There More" - Drake
- "Jamestown (Interlude)" - Post Malone
- "Japan" - Famous Dex
- "Kamikaze" - Lil Mosey
- "Keke" - 6ix9ine, Fetty Wap & A Boogie wit da Hoodie
- "Kevin's Heart" - J. Cole
- "Kids See Ghosts" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "KOD" - J. Cole
- "Kream" - Iggy Azalea featuring Tyga
- "Last Memory" - Takeoff
- "Leave Me Alone" - Flipp Dinero
- "Let It Fly" - Lil Wayne featuring Travis Scott
- "Let Me" - Zayn
- "Look Alive" - BlocBoy JB featuring Drake
- "Lose It" - Quavo featuring Lil Baby
- "Lust" - Lil Skies
- "Majesty" - Nicki Minaj featuring Eminem & Labrinth
- "Make It Back" - Juice WRLD
- "March 14" - Drake
- "MIA" - Bad Bunny featuring Drake
- "Midnight" - Logic
- "Mine" - Bazzi
- "Mob Ties" - Drake
- "Money" - Cardi B
- "Money Bag" - Cardi B
- "Moonlight" - XXXTENTACION
- "Motiv8" - J. Cole
- "New Patek" - Lil Uzi Vert
- "NO BYSTANDERS" - Travis Scott
- "No Stylist" - French Montana featuring Drake
- "Notice Me" - Migos featuring Post Malone
- "Noticed" - Lil Mosey
- "Nowadays" - Lil Skies featuring Landon Cure
- "NUMB" - XXXTENTACION
- "Ocean" - TK Kravitz featuring Jacqueez
- "OKRA" - Tyler, The Creator
- "Open Safe" - Lil Wayne
- "Otherside" - Post Malone
- "Outside Today" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "Overnight" - Logic
- "Paramedic!" - SOB & RBE
- "Pass Out" - Quavo featuring 21 Savage
- "Peak" - Drake
- "Plug Walk" - Rich the Kid
- "Praise the Lord (Da Shine)" - A$AP Rocky featuring Skepta
- "Preach" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "Problems" - Lil Wayne
- "Psycho" - Post Malone
- "RACKS BLUE" - Future
- "Rap Devil" - Machine Gun Kelly
- "Ratchet Happy Birthday" - Drake
- "Red Roses" - Lil Skies featuring Landon Cure
- "Rerun" - Quavo featuring Travis Scott
- "Rondo" - 6ix9ine featuring Tory Lanez & Young Thug
- "Saint" - Huncho Jack
- "Shoota" - Playboi Carti featuring Lil Uzi Vert
- "SICKO MODE" - Travis Scott
- "SKELETONS" - Travis Scott
- "Southside" - Lil Baby
- "Spoil My Night" - Post Malone featuring Swae Lee
- "Start This S--- Off Right" - Lil Wayne featuring Ashanti & Mack Maine
- "Stay" - Post Malone
- "Stranger Things" - Joyner Lucas & Chris Brown
- "Sugar Wraith" - Post Malone
- "Supastars" - Migos
- "Supplies" - Justin Timberlake
- "Survival" - Drake
- "Talk to Me" - Tory Lanez & Rich the Kid
- "Talk Up" - Drake featuring JAY-Z
- "Taste" - Tyga featuring Offset
- "Tempo" - Chris Brown
- "That's on Me" - Yella Beezy
- "The Games We Play" - Pusha T
- "the remedy for a broken heart" - XXXTENTACION
- "Took His Name" - Lil Wayne
- "Top Off" - DJ Khaled featuring JAY Z, Future & Beyonce
- "Topanga" - Trippie Redd
- "Twerk" - City Girls featuring Cardi B
- "Used 2" - Lil Wayne
- "W O R K I N  M E" - Quavo
- "WAKE UP" - Travis Scott
- "Wake Up in the Sky" - Gucci Mane, Bruno Mars & Kodak Black
- "Walk It Talk It" - Migos featuring Drake
- "Warm It Up" - Logic featuring Young Sinatra
- "Wassup" - Logic featuring Big Sean
- "Watch" - Travis Scott featuring Lil Uzi Vert & Kanye West
- "What Would Meek Do?" - Pusha T featuring Kanye West
- "WHO? WHAT!" - Travis Scott
- "WIFI LIT" - Future
- "X" - ScHoolboy Q, 2 Chainz & Saudi
- "Yes Indeed" - Lil Baby & Drake
- "YOSEMITE" - Travis Scott
- "Yuck" - Logic
- "ZEZE" - Kodak Black featuring Travis Scott & Offset

Have I made my point yet? Any questions as to why I don't want to spend time ranking these songs to come up with a top 10 or why 2018 almost broke me?

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