Thursday, April 25, 2019

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - April 27, 2019

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! This is a weekly post where I cover three main sections of the charts: the Billboard Hot 100 top 10, the songs rising on the Hot 100, and the new arrivals. As pertaining to the rising songs, in order to be included, a song has to rise at least two spots between Nos. 11 and 20, five spots spots between Nos. 21 and 50, or 10 spots between Nos. 51 and 100. As pertaining to new arrivals, I used to dedicate myself to covering every single song that debuted, but that started to burn me out, especially with the high number of album bombs, so I've been a lot more selective recently and so far I've received no complaints. However, if I skip a song that you want to hear my thoughts on, feel free to let me know. I'll occasionally mix things up depending on the week, like throwing in a notable re-entry into the rising songs section, but generally this is what I go with. Most of the data I give you comes from Billboard.com, usually Gary Trust's weekly article. If I pull from elsewhere, I'll generally let you know. With all of that out of the way, let's dive in and see what this week has to offer!


Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:





1- "Old Town Road" - Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus (=) -- "Old Town Road" gets its third week on top out of what I'm guessing will be a lengthy run here. As I've said the last two weeks, get used to this. In terms of its numbers, after totally a record-shattering 143 million U.S. streams last week, its total this week is 125.2 million U.S. streams, which also tops Drake's previous record last year of 116.2 million U.S streams. This is heavily boosted by both versions of the song contributing to the overall total, which might be a bit unfair, but it is what it is. I probably prefer that over two versions of the song being in the top five. Although when I look at various streaming charts like Apple Music or Spotify, I've noticed that the original version is falling on said lists while it's this remake with Billy Ray Cyrus that's the biggest contributing. The song fell a sharp 26 percent in sales this week as well, but is still at 91,000, which in today's world of diminishing sales for music and increased streaming is around four times as much as any other song. 20,000 weekly sales is now considered a good week. The radio for "Old Town Road" is its weakest metric, but it still shot up 33-18 on the radio charts, increasing 57 percent to 45.2 million audience impressions.

2- "Wow." - Post Malone (+1) -- I've said it the past two weeks and I'll say it a third time. Although I'm not a fan of "Old Town Road," I'm glad it's here at No. 1 because the alternative this week would be "Wow." at No. 1, which would be awful. This song still has plenty of traction across the board for some strange reason, but I don't think there's any chance this ends up having longer legs than "Old Town Road," thus I think Post Malone will be prevented from hitting No. 1 with "Wow." I've been wrong before. I'm not necessarily a charts expert, per se. But I really hope that I'm right.

3- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (-1) -- Post Malone again switches spots with himself on the charts as "Wow." now seems to be the Post Malone song that will maintain traction going forward. "Sunflower" still might be around for a while, but it's going to eventually start sliding down. Although given that it's still two spots above Halsey's "Without Me," if that margin continues into next week, "Sunflower" will take over as the most popular song of 2019 on my own personal Excel charts. "Old Town Road" might eventually compete for that spot, but even if "Sunflower" and "Without Me" dropped out of the top 10 next week, which is not going to happen, it would still take "Old Town Road" 11 additional weeks at No. 1 to take over. So I'll get back to you in three months to see how that turns out. "Old Town Road" is going to be around for a while, but I don't know if it's going to stay at No. 1 for THAT long.

4- "7 rings" - Ariana Grande (=) -- Even though Ariana celebrated eight weeks at No. 1 with "7 rings," she's still significantly behind both "Without Me" and "Sunflower" on my Excel charts. And I don't think she's going to be making up any additional ground on them as the three songs are probably going to fall at similar rates. If anything, I could see Ariana being the one who ends up falling out first.

5- "Without Me" - Halsey (=) -- Clinging onto a spot in the top five, as well as the top spot of the year on my Excel charts, is Halsey with "Without Me." It's quite the impressive run for a simple pop song that has a strong chance of being completely forgotten about in a few years. But I've been totally fine with it being around. I like this pop resurgence that we've had in 2019, which continues with our next several songs in the top 10.

6- "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers (=) -- Although Jonas Brothers are stuck here at No. 6 this week, I'd say they are officially here to stay in the top 10 as "Sucker" takes over as the No. 1 song on the radio. Sales and streaming might not quite be up to par, but the fact that the radio has completely fallen in love with the song is positive enough to keep this song around for the weeks to come. And I'm down with that. I think this is a fun song from this trio of brothers. Much better than their song "Cool" that debuted last week. The latter song troubled me enough that I don't think I'm excited for their upcoming album, but I'll gladly keep this song around. And I'm guessing it's not too many weeks away from jumping ahead of "Sunflower," "7 rings" and "Without Me" on the Hot 100 as I think those songs are going to slowly start to decline in the weeks to come.

7- "Dancing with a Stranger" - Sam Smith & Normani (+5) -- For our first major entry to the top 10, we have "Dancing with a Stranger" surging up to No. 7 from No. 12 last week based on the weaknesses of the songs that were ahead of it. But also it is helped by strong radio play as it is the No. 2 song on the radio charts behind "Sucker." It's only No. 11 on sales and No. 30 on streaming, so it has a long ways to go in those categories, but the radio loves this song, which I am happy about. This is Sam Smith's sixth trip to the top 10, with the most recent song being "Dancing with a Stranger," which peaked at No. 4 in 2017. It's been a slow rise for this song, which had me wondering if it would make it to the top 10 or not, but I'm glad that it's maintained traction on the charts. And like with "Sucker," I think the strong radio is going to keep this around for a while, especially with several songs in the top 10 on the decline. In regards to Normani, she is now a perfect two for two in her trips to the top 10 as a solo artist. Although both songs had her tag teaming with an established male star, with her previous trip being with Khalid on "Love Lies." Whether or not she can survive on her own is yet to be seen as she hasn't released any personal stuff, but I think this song can help give her a boost of recognition when she does. And Fifth Harmony is certainly not doing anything right now, so I think she should go for it. She's better off solo, anyways.

8- "Boy with Luv" - BTS featuring Halsey (new) -- I'll get to my opinion of this song below, so keep reading for that. Or jump ahead if you're curious. I'm not a BTS fan, so don't expect much. As far as this making the top 10, I'm not surprised. As I mentioned when I talked about BLACKPINK's new song last week, BTS broke the record for fastest music video ever to 100 million views, which was accomplished shortly after BLACKPINK did the same thing with their video. But as I also pointed out, Billboard counts U.S. streams only, which handicaps anything from BTS as they rely on worldwide views. So for those ignorant BTS fans who thought this was debuting at No. 1 due to its record breaking YouTube totals, it only got 29.9 million U.S. streams in its debut week of tracking, which was nearly 100 million behind "Old Town Road." And for those ignorantly thinking this is going to eventually rise to No. 1, the last time BTS debuted in the top 10 was "Fake Love," which debuted at No. 10. In its second week, it took a sharp nosedive to somewhere in the 50's. This is the case with most boy band releases. Their rabid fan bases cause super high debuts, but to maintain longevity they need to connect with general audiences to get the consistent radio, streaming and sales numbers. That's certainly not going to happen with BTS. So you can count on this song being gone from the top 10 next week and I'm nearly 100 percent certain that it won't return.

9- "bad guy" - Billie Eilish (+2) -- Making for an absolutely solid top 10, our final new entry this week is "bad guy" returning to the top 10. This actually surprised me. It was down at No. 11 last week, but I thought it was going to slowly fall since this is completely M.I.A. in regards to radio play. Billie's team isn't even sending it to radio, I don't think, as "when the party's over" is her current radio single. But hey, if this can survive on excellent streaming and decent sales, I am more than happy with this being here. I love Billie's music and her new album is excellent. I want 2019 to be the year of the Billie, so let's make this happen, America, even if the radio won't get on board.

10- "Please Me" - Cardi B & Bruno Mars (-3) -- It "please me" seeing this song failing. Granted, I'm not going to call it a flop since it's been in the top 10 for eight weeks, but a song featuring Bruno and Cardi together should be doing a whole lot better. If the general public is getting tired of these two, though, I think that's an overall win as I was tired of them a long time ago. And I feel no shame in admitting that.


Rising on the Hot 100:





13- "Sweet but Psycho" - Ava Max (+3) -- The only songs now standing in the way of Ava Max making it into the top 10 are "Middle Child" (No. 11) and "Happier" (No. 12), both of which are on the downward trend. With "Please Me" at No. 10 also looking like it's about to begin a steep decline and BTS guaranteed to drop out of the top 10 next week, I can comfortably say that this song is top 10 bound, which has me ecstatic. The song doesn't have a whole lot of streaming at the moment, but it's No. 8 on both the sales and radio charts, so I feel like it's in a similar position as "Dancing with a Stranger" where it's maintaining great consistency, which is timed quite well with all the other songs losing momentum. As I was madly in love with this song from the second I heard it (I almost put it in my top 10 favorite songs of 2018 despite it only being around for a week or two in December), it gives me much happiness to see it doing so well. Now before I finish this commentary on it, I need to go knock on some wood so that the song doesn't get stuck at No. 11 or something like that because that's happened a lot.

14- "Thotiana" - Blueface (+3) -- "Thotiana" still has huge streaming numbers, but it's had a hard time finding consistency on the charts because it has nowhere to be found on the sales charts and whatever radio momentum it had seems to be quickly drying up. And that's good because the song sucks. I think the only reason why it rose this week is due to a lot of other songs falling quite a bit faster.

41- "Here with Me" - Marshmello featuring CHVRCHES (+5) -- We have a huge space between songs now because there's not a whole lot of drastic movement on the top half of the Hot 100 this week, but Marshmello continues to sneak up the charts. I have no idea if this will end up getting as big as "Happier," but giving CHVRCHES more recognition is an overall positive, I think. For Marshmello standards, I think this is a song that's very much in his lane, so I'm fine with it.

44- "Eyes on You" - Chase Rise (+8) -- This is a very relaxing country song. One of those country songs that gives the genre a good name despite the crowded field of bland nothingness. Now I smirk at the idea that they're traveling the world, but the dude only cares about staring at his girl the whole trip while ignoring everything else. That's a lot of wasted money. If all you care about is the girl and not the trip, just drive around your own city. But hey, that doesn't affect my opinion of the song very much.

51- "Suge" - DaBaby (+12) -- Gross.

67- "Don't Call Me Up" - Mabel (+13) -- It's good seeing this rise. I hope it continues to get higher and further support this pop resurgence that we're getting in 2019.

74- "Pop Out" - Polo G featuring Lil Tjay (+15) -- Gross.

84- "Big Ole Freak" - Megan Thee Stallion (+15) -- Gross.


New Arrivals:





8- "Boy with Luv" - BTS featuring Halsey -- BTS is one of those groups where they could write music about using the restroom or eating a sandwich and they would still have their entire rabid fan base shaking uncontrollably in their shoes as if the songs were the best piece of music to grace the planet Earth in the entire history of music. Then after each song, each member of this BTS army has to go spam the whole internet to let everyone know that a new song came out. The sheer fact that this lazy, untalented group is worshiped like gods makes me angry. But if I ignore all of that and try to objectively focus on this specific piece of music, yeah it still sucks. It's seven singers, plus Halsey, taking turns singing a generic love song that, lyrically speaking, was written for one person. The song would lose absolutely nothing if it were given to an individual singer instead of a group. The song screams of either desperation or no shame as each singer tries a different style to make the song sound different, but the end result is a jumbled mess of crap that actually had me quite bored it had no flare, no groove and no flow. Their random switches to English throughout, as well as the unnecessary inclusion of Halsey into the chorus, means that they're trying too hard to increase their global presence instead of focusing on making good music. The silver lining here is that the song is going to be gone next week, so I don't have to worry about it for too long.

28- "Sanguine Paradise" - Lil Uzi Vert -- Don't care.

66- "Blue on Black" - Five Finger Death Punch featuring Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Brantley Gilbert & Brian May -- Whoops! I forgot about this song when I first posted this, so some of you may not have read this and the smartest of the bunch might wonder why I missed it. Honest mistake. If this sticks around I'll make sure to repeat my opinion in future weeks. Now trying to figure this thing out was interesting. Why is Five Finger Death Punch charting and why do they have a song with Kenny Wayne Shepherd, Brantley Gilbert and Brian May? Now I know who Brian May and Brantley Gilbert are. And I've heard of Five Finger Death Punch. I could lie to you and say I know all about them, but that wouldn't be honest. I only know them by name. I don't seek out a whole lot of heavy metal. Sorry. I also have to apologize for having no idea who Kenny Wayne Shepherd is, which might get me in trouble since "Black on Blue" is his song from the 90's and it's Five Finger Death Punch that covered it in 2018. Then we have a new remix of the cover that adds Brantley Gilbert as co-vocalist and Brian May on guitar. Yeah, this is a strange combination. In learning all of this, I had to of course listen to the original. Yeah, great song. I won't do any deep analysis of it since it's a 20-year-old song and most of you have probably already heard of it. Heavy metal is not my favorite genre, but if done with enough control, it can be great. But listening to the two songs back to back, a heavy metal version of this song is not nearly as great as how it was initially. And the remix of the cover with Brantley Gilbert and the Five Finger Death Punch lead singer trading off is a bit strange. Fans of the original song are probably going to be upset at this cover. Fans of Five Finger Death Punch will love it and they will certainly be ecstatic that their band is on the charts. Meanwhile, I'm just standing here not sure what to think of it all, but hey it's something different on the charts, right? I'll give this credit for introducing me to the original and apologize to all the fans of it for me not having heard it before. Or maybe I did and just forgot. That's a possibility.

68- "SOS" - Avicii featuring Aloe Blacc -- OK, I'm not going to lie, an Avicii song is about the last thing that I was expecting on the charts this week. I guess I wasn't following the news closely enough about a posthumous album release for him, but I have now learned that said album is going to be titled "TIM," given that his name is Tim Bergling, and will be released on June 6, 2019. Before I comment on this specific song, I want to give my thoughts on the idea of a posthumous album release of Avicii. While he was alive, Avicii was quite honestly one of my all-time favorite artists and probably my favorite DJ. His music, especially from his first album "TRUE," is some of the most influential music for me when it comes to shaping my personal taste. And his use of the EDM genre is mostly unparalleled. News of his suicide a year ago (April 20, 2018) completely wrecked me. That said, I've been highly critical of other people in the industry taking advantage of the deaths of certain artists to get money and popularity. People in charge of Lil Peep and XXXTENTACION have been especially gross in my opinion. But from what I'm gathering, most of this Avicii album was finished or was in advanced stages of production when he died. And with the nature of DJs, there's probably a lot of stuff that they work on that never gets released. So if the goal here is to simply complete an album that he was working on before his death, then I think that's much different than people taking advantage of the death of the artist. I also read here that all profits from the sales of this album will be going to the Tim Bergling Foundation, a foundation set up after his suicide to help raise awareness for mental health. So with all that in mind, I feel that the hearts of the people working on this project are in the right place and thus I can be excited for this third Avicii album.

Onto the song. I read that this song was 75-80 percent completed when Avicii died. Co-producers Krisfoffer Fogelmark and Albin Nedler said all the sounds and notes they received in an MIDI file for the song were from Avicii himself and the only additional production was surrounding the vocals of Aloe Blacc, who recorded the vocals after Avicii's death. He was considered for the song beforehand and is certainly a good fit for a first posthumously released single considering he does the vocals for "Wake Me Up" and "Liar Liar" from Avicii's album "TRUE." In addition to reading about that on the Apple Music description for the song, there's also a video on Avicii's channel that I have linked to you write there talking about the story behind the song. So that adds a lot of depth to the song knowing this came from Avicii and is not something that was put together afterwards. Also, knowing this came from Avicii gives this emotion as the lyrics talk about a lot of struggles that he's going throw. He's telling this person that they could be more than just part-time lovers as said person could make it so he doesn't need his drugs or weed, while adding, "I can feel your touch picking me up from the underground." I don't know all of the demons Avicii was facing in his life that led him to suicide, but him touching on it in this song makes me feel emotional even though the song itself is not a deep dive into all of his struggles. In fact, it's a bit of a surface-level dance song. I don't mean that in a bad way. Just that it's a simple Avicii groove that is focused more on being a fun, upbeat song rather than being an emotional exploration of his feelings. But the context of his suicide and Aloe Blacc's amazing vocals elevate this song to a different level. If he finished and released this song before he died, I would still think it's good, but in hindsight as a posthumous release, it's quite the experience. The legacy of Avicii will live on forever.

76- "That's a Rack" - Lil Uzi Vert -- Don't care.

81- "Love Ain't" - Eli Young Band -- Love ain't... what, Eli? Oh. It's a phrase at the end of the stanza. He says that hotels are made for two night stands and that whiskey is made for when you're bored on a Friday night. But love ain't. Then we get the story of this girl who, based on Eli's second-hand perspective of what this girl is going through, is in a miserable relationship. Eli admits that he doesn't know what love is, but he knows what love ain't, so this girl should leave this guy and be with him so that he can show her things that this guy can't. Which kinda sounds contradicting because Eli admitted that he doesn't know what love is, so how is he supposed to do a better job than the other guy? Despite what the song says, love is more than just knowing what not to do. It's knowing what you should do. So this song just doesn't connect with me. Add to that the overly twangy vocals and the heavily produced sound to back it up and this just simply isn't a good country song. But I could see it catching on in spite of me.

95- "Make It Right" - BTS -- Oh dear, we have more BTS to deal with? I suppose they just released their album "MAP OF THE SOUL: PERSONA," but I didn't really expect it to get multiple songs to charts. But at least it's only two and not more. And at least this song doesn't scream of desperation. It feels like more of a song instead of a scattered mess that "Boy with Luv." But it still switches back and forth from English and Korean while having sections of various genres that BTS tries to cram together. Top that off with an annoying horn-like sound playing throughout and this still isn't a very good song. Given that this is at No. 95 and will certainly be gone next week, I have less motivation to dive into the Korean portions of the song, but I think the random English phrases clue me in on the idea that this still isn't a creatively written song. Just typical boy band lyrics pandering to their oblivious audience. So yeah, this is a bit smoother than "Boy with Luv," but I'll still be happy to see this gone and hope that it never re-charts.

96- "Hey Look Ma, I Made It" - Panic! At the Disco -- I will admit that last year I was very bad at listening to full-length albums. I was really gung-ho in 2017 and created a top 10 favorite albums list on this blog that year, but in 2018 I only listened to a handful that caught my attention outside the ones that album bombed on the charts. There were a lot of albums that I wrote down on my Excel file from 2018 that I simply never got around to and one of them was the "Pray for the Wicked" album from Panic! At the Disco. I meant to listen to it, but just didn't get around to it. But I loved "Say Amen (Saturday Night)" and "High Hopes," their two big singles from the album. And now we have a new single from the album now that "High Hopes" officially ran its course on the charts, lasting longer than I ever expected and probably becoming a song that will survive for many years to come. But crammed in between those two songs on the album is "Hey Look Ma, I Made It," which does have a much different feel to it than the other two songs. Outside portions of the chorus, it's really not a song that is loud and in your face as the other two, which might make it a decent follow-up single. Sometimes it's good to making you sound fresh to have singles that don't sound all alike. But admittedly, in listening to all three songs in a row, which I just now did, this is the song that feels the most like filler. A song to serve as an appetizer to "High Hopes" or a pallet cleanser in between the two anthems so that you're not completely overwhelmed. Maybe in the journey through the album, that's a good thing. But the song on it's own isn't quite as memorable or exciting. The song resembles the other two songs quite a bit both in sound and theme, but is overall subpar in comparison. Although this is me being a bit more nitpicky than super negative because I still think this is a good and I'll hope it does well. I'm just not going to remember as much as the other two.

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - April 20, 2019

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! This is a weekly post where I cover three main sections of the charts: the Billboard Hot 100 top 10, the songs rising on the Hot 100, and the new arrivals. As pertaining to the rising songs, in order to be included, a song has to rise at least two spots between Nos. 11 and 20, five spots spots between Nos. 21 and 50, or 10 spots between Nos. 51 and 100. As pertaining to new arrivals, I used to dedicate myself to covering every single song that debuted, but that started to burn me out, especially with the high number of album bombs, so I've been a lot more selective recently and so far I've received no complaints. However, if I skip a song that you want to hear my thoughts on, feel free to let me know. I'll occasionally mix things up depending on the week, like throwing in a notable re-entry into the rising songs section, but generally this is what I go with. Most of the data I give you comes from Billboard.com, usually Gary Trust's weekly article. If I pull from elsewhere, I'll generally let you know. With all of that out of the way, let's dive in and see what this week has to offer!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "Old Town Road" - Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus (=) -- I told you this song would be here for a while. Not that anyone didn't believe, but still. Granted, it's only in week No. 2 at the top, but it had a really disgusting number of streaming this week getting 143 million U.S. streams. That's nearly 100 million MORE than what it had last week (46.6 million) when it shot up to No. 1. It also smashes the weekly streaming record set by Drake last year when the people putting their life in peril with the "In My Feelings" challenge sent that song to 116.2 million. Helping "Old Town Road" get so high is that we have two versions of the song contributing to one streaming total, the original version and the Billy Ray Cyrus remix. With this being the first week of charting for the remix, that contributed a large portion of the streaming total as it seems to be the version that's catching on the most. In connection with this, Billy Ray Cyrus has now earned his first ever No. 1 hit on the Hot 100. His previous peak was No. 4 with "Achy Breaky Heart" in 1992. Given that his daughter Miley hit No. 1 with "Wrecking Ball" in 2013, father and daughter both now have a No. 1 hit. There's also been many people complaining at the fact that Billboard removed this from the country charts after it hit No. 53 in its first week. That's because some country stations played it for a bit that first week, causing it to chart, but then country radio as a whole has rejected this song. Whether or not it can be classified as country is another debate, but country radio has to accept it in order for it to actually chart on the country charts. So if you want someone to blame, blame country radio instead of Billboard.

As far as my opinion on the remix, Billy Ray does make the song a lot more tolerable since he has a much better personality on the song than Lil Nas X does. And the song is also the length of a normal song as the remix adds about 45 seconds. But the content is still the exact same. It's still flex rapping, but with a strong country twang from Lil Nas and flexing about cowboy stuff. If I were to throw my personal opinion as to what genre this is, this is a lot more hip-hop than country. But I'm fine with calling it both. Country rap works for me. Just like I'm fine with calling things country pop. No need to have everything strictly in one genre. But if people want to be mad at Billboard or country radio, then fine. I mean, half of the songs on country radio aren't very country in the first place. Southern rock with a twang best describes most modern country. Most actual country gets rejected by country radio in favor of their bland nonsense.

2- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (=) -- With all of that out of the way, we now have Post Malone and Swae Lee commiserating that they aren't celebrating another week at No. 1. If it weren't for "Old Town Road," it would've been two consecutive weeks now. That kinda makes me sad. I'm not madly in love with "Sunflower," but it's a lot better than "Old Town Road."

3- "Wow." - Post Malone (+1) -- The positive thing about "Old Town Road" being No. 1 is that "Wow." is bound to slip ahead of "Sunflower" at some point here. But the highest it'll get is No. 2, which saves us all for what would've been one of the worst No. 1 hits.

4- "7 rings" - Ariana Grande (-1) -- I have a feeling that the floor is about to disappear from underneath Ariana. And I don't feel sorry for her because it's her own fault for rushing her release pattern. Now she's about to experience the consequences. I thought her new single "Monopoly" was set to rise this week with its first full week of tracking. But it only rose one spot from No. 70 to No. 69. Thus it appears that Ariana is already starting to suffer from overexposure. Girl, I love your voice and sometimes I love your music, but it's time to take a break from releasing music.

5- "Without Me" - Halsey (=) -- Halsey remains at No. 5. For now. She's also barely holding onto the top spot on my personal tracking of the most popular songs of the year chart. This distance between her and "Sunflower" is hurting her.

6- "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers (+2) -- A definite positive sign for the Jonas Brothers as it is now apparent that the song has started to gain real traction. And I am totally happy about this. "Sucker" is a fun, upbeat pop song worth keeping around. They also have a new song called "Cool" that I'll be covering down below.

7- "Please Me" - Cardi B & Bruno Mars (-1) -- I'm genuinely surprised that this song is failing to gain traction. I assumed it was going to stick around based solely on star power. But are people growing tired of Cardi and/or Bruno? If so... good.

8- "Better" - Khalid (+8) -- Listen, I'm not violently opposed to this song being here. In comparison to a lot of other top 10 hits, it's fine. It's just that I think Khalid has done a lot better. Pun only partially intended there. That just happens to be the best way to put it. Objectively speaking, though, I'm not 100 percent convinced that this is here in the top 10 to stay. You see, Khalid's album impacted the charts this week. Thus, naturally, the current singles from that album all got a boost. Oftentimes album boosts go away and the song falls. So this might drop back to the teens next week. If it stays, then fine. But I'm just going based on history here. And if it falls out in favor of something like "Dancing with a Stranger" or "Sweet but Psycho," that would be fantastic.

9- "Middle Child" - J. Cole (+1) -- I thought this song might still be around this week. In fact, it managed to rise a spot thanks to it having a bit more traction than our next song.

10- "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille (-1) -- The count for "Happier" in the top 10 is now 27 weeks, which is insane for an extremely basic EDM song. I'm not complaining too loudly, though. I still think this is a fun song and I've talked to a lot of casual music listeners that really enjoy it. But it is time for it to go so that we can let something else in. But maybe I'm just saying that this week because I really love our top two contenders in the risings songs section.


Rising on the Hot 100:





12- "Dancing with a Stranger" - Sam Smith & Normani (+3) -- I'm not considering this a done deal quite yet in terms of this making the top 10. I've seen a lot of songs get stuck at No. 11. But I'd be willing to bet that this has a lot more staying power than several of our current songs in the bottom half of the top 10. This would also be a great addition to the top 10. If pop music is on the uptick in 2019 when compared to previous years, this is song that deserves to be a part of the mix

16- "Sweet but Psycho" - Ava Max (+3) -- Making me even more excited than "Dancing with a Stranger" hitting top 10 is the idea of this song here making it. It has a few more obstacles to overcome because sometimes getting through the teens is a strong. But honestly there's not a whole of strength in the teens right now, so this could rise by default of slowly gaining traction. It's hard for casual listeners and pop radio to accept a brand new artist like Ava Max, but she's a girl who we really need to launch into superstardom. Make her the next Lady Gaga!

18- "Talk" - Khalid (+21) -- Again, this is getting a boost because of Khalid's new album. We'll talk later if it shows real signs of staying power beyond this week's album boost. And now I just realized that I made a pun with both of Khalid's songs.

21- "Beautiful Crazy" - Luke Combs (+5) -- I'm not really sure why this is the country song that we're knighting as the best song on the country charts. But whatever. I'm willing to guess that this doesn't have a lot of momentum left in it. And that's partially because it debuted way back in May. So we're almost on it's year mark of first charting.

26- "Racks in the Middle" - Nipsey Hussle featuring Roddy Ricch & Hit-Boy (+18) -- I said this last week and I'll say it again here. I'm genuinely devastated at the loss of Nipsey Hussle. No one deserves to leave this Earth premature in the way he did. But this song still isn't good. Nipsey alright, but any positive vibes he has here is completely ruined by the atrocious performances of the two featured rappers.

38- "Tequila" - Dan + Shay (+12) -- I'm really impressed at how long this song has last on the charts. I don't like the song. But I'm still impressed. However, Billboard has a rule that at 52 weeks if a song is not rising in the top 25, the song gets kicked off. "Tequila" is currently at 49 weeks. So it's chart life is about to get cut short real soon.

40- "Act Up" - City Girls (+7) -- Let's please not make these girls a thing.

45- "Here Tonight" - Brett Young (+6) -- Everyone loves Brett Young. I was once one of those people. But I'm thinking he was more of a one-hit wonder in terms of quality. He's certainly no one-hit wonder in terms of country radio, though. They've fallen madly in love with him. And I suppose I can't complain too much. This song is fine.

46- "Here with Me" - Marshmello featuring CHVRCHES (+9) -- I'm patiently waiting for a proper CHVRCHES song to chart as a residual effect of this song doing well. And maybe that'll happen if this continues to rise.

48- "Look what God Gave Her" - Thomas Rhett (+26) -- Country radio has always been in love with Thomas Rhett. And that's what makes them look silly in regards to this "Old Town Road" debate because Thomas Rhett has never really been country. He's more of a pop act. But sorry Lil Nas X. While country radio has always accepted pop stars who mask themselves as country artists, they're not yet willing to accept rappers who are doing the same thing. That's just how things are right now, for better for for worse.

49- "God's Country" - Blake Shelton (+10) -- I'm totally not surprised at this. This very much makes me want to stand up and shout Hallelujah! And that'll make me accept it as tolerable. And if it makes me do that, it's definitely going to convince everyone in charge of country radio to blast it as often as possible.

53- "Good as You" - Kane Brown (+15) -- Nope. I'm not going to accept Kane Brown.

57- "Saturday Nights" - Khalid & Kane Brown (+24) -- I'm still not going to accept Kane Brown. Not even when he throws himself on a decent Khalid song.

60- "Make It Sweet" - Old Dominion (+13) -- I've also never been a fan of Old Dominion. That might be a slightly more controversial statement, though.

63- "Suge" - DaBaby (+24) -- Please no.

67- "I've Been Waiting" - Lil Peep & ILoveMakonnen featuring Fall Out Boy (+11) -- Ew, gross. I just threw up.

78- "Rumor" - Lee Brice (+12) -- OK, this is slightly better than the other songs I just was forced to bring up. But not by a whole lot.

80- "Don't Call Me Up" - Mabel (+12) -- Finally. We landed on a song that's worth its status as a rising song. People around the world have already embraced this song and I really hope that we can get on that train, even if we're a bit late.

82- "Pop Out" - Polo G featuring Lil Tjay (+11) -- I guess we're ending on a down note. Make this one go away.


New Arrivals:





27- "Cool" - Jonas Brothers -- Would it be too much to call this song cool? Yeah, it probably would be. Although the only definition of cool that accurately describes this song is the cool that's the opposite of warm. Because I'm not really feeling this. It feels like a lighthearted, self-aware tune that's fairly harmless. But all they're doing is singing about how cool they are. It's the type of song that feels like it would work perfectly during a scene of a movie or TV show where the young, immature boy is trying to impress the pretty girl. A bit of a joke song that no one can really take seriously as it seems designated towards a much younger crowd. The type of song that the Jonas Brothers might write when they're putting together their very first album. I don't know, I can't hate it, but it seems like empty popcorn fluff devoid of any interesting content. And musically it's not that interesting, either. In "Sucker" I think Nick and Joe did a great job of bouncing off each other while making the other sound better as they sung together. With "Cool" it seems like they just took turns with the mic and didn't really blend together very well. Thus I don't think there's anything here for me to grasp on to, but I'm sure their fan base will still love this.

41- "Kill This Love" - BLACKPINK -- The music video for this song beat the all-time record for quickest video to 100 million views, taking 2.6 days to get there. The previous record was held by PSY's "Gentleman" at 2.8 days. Although BLACKPINK weren't able to celebrate for long because BTS just broke their record as their video for "Boy with Luv" hit 100 million views in 1.6 days. This just goes to show how huge the K-Pop fan base is. However, when it comes to the U.S. Billboard charts, only U.S. YouTube views count, which is why this only debuted at No. 41 and is also why I don't believe "Boy with Luv" is going to debut as high as the BTS army think it is. But we'll get to BTS next week. For now we deal with "Kill This Love." It just so happens that BLACKPINK is a K-Pop group that I prefer way more than BTS. It's not just that they're female, although that could play a role in this. It's more or less that I get annoyed with K-Pop groups that have 9,000 members. BLACKPINK only has the four of them and they do a lot better and intermixing with each other. You could fire half of BTS and no one would ever realize a difference. In judging this specific song, a lucky thing for me is that they put English subtitles on their music video, thus helping me learn that this is a female empowerment anthem where they say to heck with boys and relationship. They're stronger and more powerful on their own without this toxic love in their life. And that's fine, I suppose. I might be more critical if I could actually understand the lyrics. What I pay attention to with these foreign songs is the music itself. This is a very loud and celebratory anthem where these girls have a lot of passion with what they're saying. And that's what makes this a fun song. There's not a ton of depth or substance, but I accept it.

58- "Outta My Head" - Khalid & John Mayer -- Since I'm already a tad bit late in getting this out this week, I'm going to take a rain check on the new Khalid songs. Honestly I expected Khalid to have a bigger impact on the charts with his new album, but he didn't make much of an impact at all. Outside boosting several of his singles, his album release only got four new songs to chart and none of them debuted in the top 50. In fact, this here is the only one to debut in the top 80. So I'm expecting these four songs to all be gone next week or at least take a huge nosedive. If any of them re-enter at some point and start rising on the charts, I'll cover them then. I like Khalid, but not enough to cover his entire mini album bomb, especially since I spent the whole day last week covering all the Billie Eilish album bomb, which was a lot of fun for me, but also fairly time consuming. So that's another reason for me passing on Khalid this week.

84- "Don't Pretend" - Khalid & SAFE -- See previous comment.

87- "Bad Luck" - Khalid -- See previous comment.

93- "Right Back" - Khalid -- See previous comment.  

95- "Inmortal" - Aventura -- I was at first excited when I saw the band name Aventura because it looked like a new band that was charting on the Hot 100. Turns out it's just Romeo Santos' band, which was a bit disappointing. I didn't even know Romeo Santos even had a band. But he does. And this is the second time they've charted on the U.S. Hot 100, with the first time being in 2005 when then peaked at No. 97 with "Ella y Yo." They've been around since 1994, but were on a hiatus for the better part of this decade. While this is my first exposure to the band as a whole, Romeo Santos himself has charted quite a bit recently, so I'm familiar with his style and I accept it. Specifically I learned that Aventura is a Bachata band, so those familiar with Bachata will probably love this song because this feels like it will be perfect for Bachata dancing or any sort of Latin dancing for that matter. I'm not much of a dancer myself and Latin dancing specifically is something I often avoid simply for the fact that everyone participating looks like an expert in my eyes while I'm always tripping over my feet. It makes me super self-conscious as I feel participating lessens my chances of "getting the girl," so to speak, as I figure the girls would much rather dance with and be with people who can actually dance. That aside, even though I don't have a huge emotional investment in the genre because of this, I can appreciate the music on its own. I have no idea what Romeo Santos is saying here, but his voice is super romantic as always and the beat behind it pleases me, so this is a solid song in my books. 

99- "Big Ole Freak" - Megan Thee Stallion -- Megan Thee Stallion is a name that I've heard for some time without having listened to much of her music. Thus I am led to believe that many people might be excited to see her show up on the Billboard Hot 100 for the first time ever. When it comes to the hip-hop genre, females are extremely under-represented. Megan Thee Stallion showing up is a direct consequence of Cardi B doing her best to try to change that, thus I can certainly appreciate the female representation here for the genre. But on a personal level, I certainly don't need anymore Cardi Bs floating around. If we're going to get more female representation in the hip-hop genre, lets find some girls who are actually talented and worth listening to. I can't judge Megan Thee Stallion as a whole right now, but I can judge this particular song. And it sucks. If you were to play this without telling me who it is, I'd quickly tell you to turn off that awful Cardi B music. In terms of content, sound and style, it's practically identical. Megan does all of the stuff that I get annoyed at Cardi doing.

100- "Victory Lap" - Nipsey Hussle featuring Stacy Barthe -- Rest in peace, Nipsey Hussle.

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - April 13, 2019

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! This is a weekly post where I cover three main sections of the charts: the Billboard Hot 100 top 10, the songs rising on the Hot 100, and the new arrivals. As pertaining to the rising songs, in order to be included, a song has to rise at least two spots between Nos. 11 and 20, five spots spots between Nos. 21 and 50, or 10 spots between Nos. 51 and 100. As pertaining to new arrivals, I used to dedicate myself to covering every single song that debuted, but that started to burn me out, especially with the high number of album bombs, so I've been a lot more selective recently and so far I've received no complaints. However, if I skip a song that you want to hear my thoughts on, feel free to let me know. I'll occasionally mix things up depending on the week, like throwing in a notable re-entry into the rising songs section, but generally this is what I go with. Most of the data I give you comes from Billboard.com, usually Gary Trust's weekly article. If I pull from elsewhere, I'll generally let you know. With all of that out of the way, let's dive in and see what this week has to offer!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "Old Town Road" - Lil Nas X (+14) -- Gear up, ladies and gentlemen. This is your smash viral dance hit of 2019. I'm a bit surprised this shot up all the way from No. 15 to No. 1 this week, but I was expecting it to get to No. 1 eventually because this has been all over streaming. This week it surged up 60 percent to 46.6 million U.S. streams and that number is only going to get higher as there's a remix out featuring Billy Ray Cyrus that's getting more traction than this original song. That remix was released on April 5 and will impact next week's charts. I don't know if Billboard is going to give Billy Ray a featured credit on next week's charts, but they're combining the totals for the two versions which means the streaming numbers are going to be absolutely massive. I could see the numbers doubling next week. The song also has a good sales push, up 83 percent to 22,000 downloads sold, which in our weak age of sales is good enough for third place on that chart. The song hasn't broken onto the radio charts, but it'll get there eventually. It jumped quite a bit compared to last week.

As far as my opinion of the song, if you haven't heard that yet, I still think this is a dumb song. It combines rap and country, but everything wrong with both genres. The only semi-decent part of the song is the beat behind the song, but I learned just barely that's because they sample the song "34 Ghosts IV" by Nine Inch Nails. That's a pretty sweet instrumental song from NIN's 2008 album "Ghosts I-IV." I mean, credit Lil Nas X's team for picking a good sample, but it's also kinda sad that they only good part of their song is borrowed from someone else. It's just a lazy atrocity. But whatever. It is what it is. It's actually a slight upgrade from our previous No. 1. And Billy Ray adds a bit of personality with the remix even if he doesn't completely fix the song.

2- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (+1) -- I find it interesting that if "Old Town Road" hadn't skyrocketed to No. 1, it would've been "Sunflower" getting back to the top this week, proving more consistent across the board than Ariana, Halsey and Post Malone's other song. I would've liked that. But alas it wasn't meant to be. I don't know how long "Old Town Road" will be entrenched at that top spot, but it's going to be here a lot longer than Post Malone is.

3- "7 rings" - Ariana Grande (-2) -- I'm not surprised that Ariana fell. She had her eight weeks at top that would've been 10 had the song's run not been interrupted by "Shallow" and "Sucker." So this was coming. It was a very weak No. 1 last week. I wasn't expecting "Old Town Road" to be the song to dethrone her, but I wasn't expecting her to get another week at the top. And honestly I'm happy this song is no longer at the top. Yes, the idea of Ariana at the top is a fine idea, but this specific song is pure trash. It's a bad Cardi B impression and I'm not even a fan of Cardi B.

4- "Wow." - Post Malone (-2) -- I can now breathe a sigh of relief. After this song jumped up to No. 2 following the boost from the music video and the remix, I was dreading the idea of it going No. 1, which is exactly what I thought was going to happen since I was guessing this song would have more staying power than the other songs in the top five, all of which seemed to be on their way out as they've been here a while. But it turns out that this isn't even the highest Post Malone song this week. Good. Let's keep it that way. At the very least, I'm confident that "Old Town Road" is going to keep this song at bay even if it rises above "7 rings" and "Sunflower" in ensuing weeks. And I'd consider that a win because I'd much rather have "Old Town Road" at top than "Wow."

5- "Without Me" - Halsey (-1) -- Halsey seems to be the loser of all of this. She's now three spots below "Sunflower," while also being below "7 rings" and "Wow." I don't imagine that she'll be around much longer either as this song seems to be finally losing a lot of steam. Despite that, though, she still currently holds the crown for top song of 2019 according to my personal tracking. Although if the distance between her and Post Malone's "Sunflower" remain this large, that might not last too long. "7 rings" is also gaining on that list, but Ariana doesn't seem to have a whole ton of staying power at the moment, either. Especially not if she kills herself again with her new song "Monopoly," which I'll get to later on the new arrivals section.

6- "Please Me" - Cardi B & Bruno Mars (-1) -- Another loser is Cardi B and Bruno. This song has had enough momentum to keep it around for a while, but I was thinking that this was eventually going to rise above the other songs here in the region simply because it's a newer entry. But that doesn't seem to be the case. It's looking at a premature exit from the top 10 as well, which I'm happy with because I think this is a bad combination of two overrated stars.

7- "bad guy" - Billie Eilish (new) -- I was secretly hoping that this would debut at No. 1 along with Billie's new album, which easily grabbed the top spot on the Billboard 200 with 313,000 equivalent album units sold, which is the second highest total for an album this year, behind only Ariana's album. Even though this song couldn't quite debut at No. 1, I'll happily take a No. 7 debut. That makes it Billie's first top 10 entry in her young career, a mark definitely worth celebrating. I do worry about her staying power on the Hot 100 because the radio just hasn't gotten on board, which is not too surprising because her songs aren't super radio friendly. But I'm hoping that streaming and sales can prop her up enough for this to at least stick around somewhere on the Hot 100. If not, so be it. At least she got her top 10 hit and her album bomb this week. There's a total of 14 Billie Eilish songs on the charts this making this the... "Billieboard Hot 100"! Of those 14 songs, eight of them are new entries this week from her album and I'm excited to talk about them because I'm a huge fan of the album. This song here is especially infectious, which is why I want it to do well!

8- "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers (+1) -- This is a good turn around for the Jonas Brothers as they leapfrog "Happier," "Middle Child" and "Thotiana" thanks to this song's radio push, which looks strong enough to keep this song around. However, despite jumping three songs, it's overall rise is only one spot due to Lil Nas X and Billie Eilish, but still this is a good win. I think this proves that the song is here to stay.

9- "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille (-3) -- Some would say that it's about time that this song finally collapses. Although given the song's recent history, I'm not going to call it done until it's out of the top 10. This is the song's 26th week in the top 10 and I could honestly see it either stick around at No. 9 or No. 10 next week or even rise a spot.

10- "Middle Child" - J. Cole (-3) -- Here's something positive. "Middle Child" clings onto a spot in the top 10 this week, but both "Thotiana" and "Going Bad" are out of the region after taking turns showing back up in the top 10. I was nervous that one or both of those songs would end up sticking around, but that doesn't appear that it'll be the case. Now I don't know what songs are primed to enter the top 10 next week. We don't have a whole lot of strong contenders, outside maybe Ariana's new song "Monopoly," so I'd be willing to bet that "Middle Child" will still be around next week.


Rising on the Hot 100:





15- "Dancing with a Stranger" - Sam Smith & Normani (+2) -- If this song can manage to crack the top 10, that would make me very happy. But it's not rising super fast, so I'm not betting on it at the moment. It seems like one of those songs that could end up getting stuck between No. 11 and No. 15. A positive note is that the four songs ahead of it at the moment ("Shallow," "Eastside," "Thotiana" and "Going Bad") are all going in the opposite direction, so if "Dancing with a Stranger" remains consistent enough, it could eventually rise naturally. There's also a lot of songs in the top 10 that aren't super strong, so it's quite possible that this could get there. But we'll take this one week at a time, because at any moment this could peak and slide down with the rest of them.

25- "bury a friend" - Billie Eilish (+16) -- And the rest of the songs in this section are all Billie Eilish, which makes me super happy. These are all of her previously released songs that got a boost from her album release, with these first four being on the album itself and the final two getting a boost despite not being on the album. "bury a friend" initially surged up to No. 14 on its first full week of charting and has never really recovered since. Again, I'm not surprised. This is not a song that will perfectly jive with your mainstream audience. But I'm still madly in love with it. This is the style of creepy and weird that makes me extremely amused when I play it for people and watch their reaction. I think it'll make an excellent Halloween song which is great because we don't have a whole lot of those. But outside of the fun shock value, when you actually explore this song you will find a song that is deep and layered with a whole of dark and emotional themes, especially when you learn that Billie wrote this from the perspective of the monster under her bead, which she admits might be herself at times.

29- "when the party's over" - Billie Eilish (re-entry) -- From what I'm gathering, this is the song that will be getting the radio push from the album, which I suppose makes sense since this is one of the more "normal" songs from the album. It's slow and mellow, but it's not without its emotional punch. It's also one of the two "older" songs that still made it onto the album. This was released back in November and thus fell off the charts after not getting a huge push. But if they are promoting this to the radio, perhaps that means it'll stick around? And yeah, I'm totally cool with that. I really want SOMETHING of Billie's to catch fire on the radio because that'll help her longevity on the charts.

31- "wish you were gay" - Billie Eilish (+53) -- This is still not one of my favorite songs from the album. Given the fact that it's also fallen a lot faster than "bury a friend," it appears that the rest of the world isn't connecting as strongly with it, either. However, it's still a cleverly written song and shows a genuine amount of honesty from Billie. It's definitely a song that has grown on me to the point where I feel it will stick with me for a long time even though it's not quite on the level of her other songs. But that's more of a compliment towards her collection of songs as a whole rather a negative commentary on the song itself. It's also one of the songs that will remind you that she's just a 17-year-old girl as this has a lot of honest teenage girl sentiments to it as she's looking for excuses as to why this boy doesn't like her that's not her own fault.

41- "you should see me in a crown" - Billie Eilish (re-entry) -- Yes, I am including Billie's re-entries, because, well, why not? This is an even older song than "when the party's over" as this debuted on the charts back in August, which is why I was a bit surprised that this was included on the album. But hey, it very much fits the tone of what she's going for with the album. It was the second song of Billie's to chart last year and I almost liked it just as much as her first entry. Speaking of which...

85- "lovely" - Billie Eilish & Khalid (+11) -- Here is said first entry. Still clinging onto a spot on the Hot 100. This debuted back in June and has been up and down the charts ever since. Its peak is at No. 64 and it's only accumulated 22 total weeks on the charts, but still we're 10 months later and here it is. Every time it falls off the charts, it seems like it's back on a few weeks later. I don't know how long this roller coaster ride is going to last, but it's been one of the more impressive runs for a song that never hit the top 50, which is really unfortunate. And no, this song is NOT on the album. In fact, it was written for the second season of "13 Reasons Why." But it got a boost from the album anyways. This still remains my favorite Billie song and was No. 3 on my list of favorite songs from last year, so I'm obviously glad that it's still around. It's such a beautifully tragic song that's extremely relatable. Billie and Khalid mesh really well. And speaking of Khalid, we'll see plenty of him next week as his sophomore album dropped on Friday and is set to impact the charts next week.

94- "ocean eyes" - Billie Eilish (re-entry) -- Also not a song from the album. In fact, this is one of Billie's earliest songs that is still around. It first charted a few months ago in December, but Billie first wrote and released this in 2016, when she was just 14 years old. Thus you can forgive it due to it being written by an even younger Billie, before she was famous. It doesn't give the same impact as her more recent songs. But still, I dare you to find a 14-year-old girl who can put out a song that's this beautiful. It's well written. Her voice is great. The song itself sticks with you, which is why it manage to re-enter the charts again, despite it being three years since it was initially released.


New Arrivals:





7- "bad guy" - Billie Eilish -- With this being Billie's big debut, I listened to this shortly after it was released on March 29, before I listened to the rest of the album. I was standing in my room by my bed when I pressed play and I immediately started dancing around the room. So yeah, this is such a fun, infectious song. I've already listened to it so much that I find it a bit crazy that it's only been around for just under two weeks. It already has 52 million YouTube views and I'm pretty sure I contributed at least 50 million of those. Billboard reported that it got 34.7 million U.S. streams (no, not all of the YouTube views count towards Billboard's streaming numbers -- only the U.S. views), so I'm pretty sure I also contributed a lot towards that via my Apple Music account if each listen equals a stream. No, this is not as emotional as something like "lovely" or as deep as something like "bury a friend," but it's a song where Billie is having a lot of fun, which is evidenced by her wacky music video where she is doing all sorts of weird things and strange dance moves. This is one of her songs where I feel like she's saying, "Screw the world. I'm going to go do whatever the heck I want. The song is fairly simply lyrically. She's bragging about how tough she is to this guy while questioning his toughness at the same time. The only real negative I have is that I'm not a huge fan of the last 44 seconds. I get that she's going for her creepy, weird style here, but I think the song ends perfectly at the 2:30 mark. And that's going by the album version of the song. The music video includes the 13-second album intro "!!!!!!!," so the perfect ending for the video is the 2:43 mark. That's when I cut off and hit replay.

35- "xanny" - Billie Eilish -- I was slightly nervous when I saw the title of this song because usually when a song is named after a drug it means the artist is about to sing about drugs. Maybe it's all these rappers who have conditioned me to think that way because almost all of them love rapping about all the drugs they're doing and in all this flex rapping, xannies, aka Xanax, are one of the more popular drugs to rap about. As it turns out, this song is the exact opposite of what all the rappers rap about because Billie is singing about how she doesn't understand why people do drugs. She said in one interview that she's never done drugs and never smoked anything. She said that this song isn't necessarily "don't do drugs," but rather is "be safe." She doesn't want her friends to die. Coming off of "bad guy," this is definitely a drastic change of pace. This is a slower, drawn out song that almost feels musically stretched. You're not going to dance to it or play it at parties. But she has a lot to say here. In a world where everyone else seems to be rapping about how awesome drugs are, it's really refreshing hearing a song from a crazy pop singer where she slows down and tells people how drugs are NOT awesome or how she doesn't want to be around all this second-hand smoke and doesn't to kiss someone with cigarette breath. So no, I probably won't play this as much as some of her other songs, but I really appreciate this song.

43- "my strange addiction" - Billie Eilish -- Now we go from an anti-drugs song to Billie's strange addiction, which is funny because this wasn't planned out this way on the album. While "bad guy" is track 2 and "xanny" is track 3, meaning those two do follow each other, "my strange addiction" is track 9, so this is a complete coincidence. Although if we're talking about strange addictions that Billie has, the answer here might be "The Office" because this song samples "The Office." I was rather amused at that. Apparently Billie has watched the show at least 12 times. Thus when she was writing this song, she was reminded of an episode in season 7 titled "Threat Level Midnight" where Michael Scott shows everyone a movie he made, so her and her brother (her co-writer for the album) pulled the audio and used it in her song. Both were surprised when they actually got the green light to use it, so here we are. Out of all the songs on the album, this is one that doesn't have a whole ton to say. In reality, the strange addiction is simply a guy she's trying to get over, but can't. But the samples from "The Office" make this quite amusing and entertaining to me.

44- "Racks in the Middle" - Nipsey Hussle featuring Roddy Ricch & Hit-Boy -- Listen, from the bottom of my heart I was devastated when I heard that Nipsey Hussle had been shot and killed about a week ago on Sunday March 31. Granted, I've never heard of him until I heard of his death, but still I mourn the loss of a human life. From all the reaction that Twitter gave, especially the NBA community, I have no doubt that he was a great individual who didn't deserve to be senselessly killed by someone who was apparently an associate of his. In fact, Wikipedia tells me that him and Roc Nation were scheduled to meet with the LAPD on April 1 to talk about what they could do about gang violence in South Los Angeles. But he got shot and killed the day before. And thus I knew that his musically would end up on the charts this week as often happens when someone who is loved dies or gets killed. And I welcome that. I have no complaints that his music is here. But I have to be honest and say that I tried checking out his music, but it just wasn't my thing. Granted, he's usually a step above his featured acts in these songs in terms of rapping skills, but I still wasn't a fan. It has a lot of similar issues as a lot of other rap music that rubs me the wrong way and him being killed doesn't change the fact that it's not my style. That makes for an awkward conversation here, so instead of diving into the details, I'll just let his fans have this time while I personally will step aside without diving too deep into these individual songs outside what I've already said here.

46- "all the good girls go to hell" - Billie Eilish -- We're back towards the beginning of the album here and this is a song that's playfully dark. I don't know if Billie is particularly a religious person, but this has her playfully twisting a lot of Christian symbolism and acting quite snarky towards the "good girls." In my view, this feeds off of "bad guy" in that she's not presenting herself as the hero of her songs. Nor does it seem like she has much of a desire a perfectly behaved little girl. She proved in "xanny" that she does have a smart brain, but her personality is such that she's a bit wild and crazy. She has do desire to behave or act like everyone else. She's going to be herself without thinking too much about what people think of her. Thus this leads to a lot of dark and twisted undertones and she's honest about what's going on in her brain. In "bury a friend," she refers to herself as the monster under her bed or the monster under your bed, so there's this unsettled feelings towards herself that she showcases in her songs. I think in this song she might be looking at the good girls as people who aren't living life to their fullest. They're acting like they think they're supposed to act rather than being true to who they are. So Billie is using this twisted religious symbolism to tell people that she's not going to be the perfectly behaved good girl because that's not fulfilling to her. I can see people taking this song and analyzing it too closely by concluding she's evil and Satanic. I'd roll my eyes at that, but like with a lot of her stranger stuff, I could see why this wouldn't connect with everyone.

53- "i love you" - Billie Eilish -- There's two tracks on this album that didn't chart. The first is the 13-second intro titled "!!!!!!!." Obviously that didn't chart because it's not really a song. Just an entertaining bit to open the album. The second track that didn't chart is the album closer, titled "goodbye." That is a song, but it's a short two-minute track where she essentially says farewell and does a quick summary of some major album points. I bring that up here because that means "i love you" is the final full track on the album. Track 13 of 14. In fact, the last three songs form a bit of a sentence as they are "listen before i go," "i love you" and "goodbye." My first couple of times through the album was more of a quick listen and when I did that, I knew that this was a song that I was going to have to explore in more depth later on because this is a slower ballad that is nearly five minutes long. Doing that deep dive uncovers a song that isn't super complex. It actually is a lot like "my strange addiction" in that she's talking about a romance that she doesn't want to have, but can't help herself to. However, this is a much better song that "my strange addiction" because she spends more time telling this emotional story between the two of them while not rushing anything. I think the length of the song is very appropriate because listening to the entire five minutes is what gives the full effect. It's a beautiful song in a very bittersweet way.

59- "God's Country" - Blake Shelton -- We interrupt the Billie Eilish show to quickly to give you a quick country song from Blake Shelton. Lyrically this isn't anything super special. It's not really a religious song. Blake is just saying this is God's country and they're grateful to be living in it. He doesn't elaborate too much and thus it feels a bit empty on its own. Perhaps if it was included in the right trailer or movie, it would fit perfectly as some sort of soundtrack song. But I do like Blake's passion here. This is a country song with a lot of energy. Listening to the song made me feel like I was in a Baptist church where preacher shouted, "Jesus lives!" Then the rest of us followed that up by "Hallelujah!" Personally I prefer my sermons to have a little more substance to them then that, which is why I say this isn't really a religious song. Just more of an exciting anthem about them being in God's country. But hey, it's not bad. There's a lot of boring, lifeless country songs today and this will at least avoid being lost in that.

62- "ilomilo" - Billie Eilish -- If you're wondering how to pronounce this one, it's "ee-low-mee-low." The idea behind this is based on some sort of puzzle game from 2010 where a player must unite Ilo and Milo, two round characters on opposite sides of the game. It requires teamwork to bring them together. Thus here we have a cute little love song. I think there's a lot more emotion in "i love you," but "ilomilo" has a fun bounce to it. There's also a few moments where her brother Finneas provides a bit of backing vocal, which I think works well. There's not a whole lot to say about this as it's quite simple, short and not too deep or layered like some of her other stuff. But it's a nice song.

63- "listen before i go" - Billie Eilish -- Billie has a lot of sad and depressing songs on her album mixed in with her fun, upbeat song. This song might be the saddest of them all. And it's not just the lyrics or the slow, drawn-out tone to it, but also the sound effects in the background. You can hear the sirens in the distance to start things off, but as Billie starts singing about being on the rooftop, you can hear the voices of the people below sounding worried. Then there's a bunch of rain clouds and we hear some thunder, giving us a dim picture in our mind as she's singing about how she's going to be leaving soon, so if you need to see her, you better hurry. Slowly the sirens in the song become louder and louder, as if someone called 9-1-1 after seeing her on the roof about to jump. The song closes with her saying that sorry can't save her now, but then she tells this person to tell her friends she loves them and will miss them. Then the sirens get really loud as does the commotion down below as if she jumped. So yeah, this is sad and dark, much like a Lana Del Rey song. Billie did say that she doesn't think you have to go through something in order to write about something. So I wouldn't say that this means Billie is suicidal herself. Much of her music is from a different voice than her own. But she is singing about depression and what depression can lead to, which is why I think this song has the potential to hit home for a lot of people. As a singer and songwriter, Billie is very honest with her lyrics. That's one thing I keep saying. Thus she cuts deep here in singing about depression and suicide.

65- "Double Up" - Nipsey Hussle featuring Belly & DOM KENNEDY -- See my previous comment about Nipsey Hussle.

70- "Monopoly" - Ariana Grande & Victoria Monét -- For some reason I wasn't expecting this to chart this week. I was ready for it to show up next week. But in looking at the day the music video was released, April 1 is when it dropped, which means it got four days of tracking this week as the tracking week starts on Friday. I must've just seen this video in the trending section a few days after it was released, hence my surprise. But regardless, here it is. I'm also surprised to see yet another Ariana Grande single that has nothing to do with a previous album. I mean, she released two albums within six months of each other. And now two months after the second album's release, she has a another new song that has nothing to do with the previous two albums? What is this girl doing? I have no idea. I also had no idea who Victoria Monét was until this point. This is her very first charting single as a singer, but I learned that she's helped Ariana with the writing on quite a bit of Ariana's albums, so this is two friends collaborating for a single. If the song is good, then it's whatever. But I'm getting the feeling that it's quantity over quality for Ariana. She doesn't seem to be caring much about each individual songs. She's just decided to release as many as possible as fast as possible. She's throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.

And that's the problem with this song. This feels super rushed as if it was thrown together last second just for the heck of it. The music behind the vocals is super simplistic, but instead of feeling done purposely because the song warranted simplicity, it just feels like they didn't have the time to think of something and thus lazily threw together a quick backdrop. She's also just flexing and bragging about her recent success, stating that even though she had to give 90 percent that it was worth that. That being a specific reference to "7 rings," which she had to give up 90 percent of the song's royalties to Rodgers & Hammerstein as a result of interpolated "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music. This is also another hip-hop infused pop song wherein Ariana and Victoria don't really commit to either genre which results in it being extremely subpar in both standards. So yeah, this song sucks. 

79- "8" - Billie Eilish -- The final new song from Billie this week is the... uhhh... "eighth" new song of hers to chart. Titled "8." And yes, it is track 8 on the album. So while the former might be a coincidence that "8" is the "eighth" song to track, Billie does a lot of fun things with numbers throughout the album, one of those making "8" track 8. Outside that, the other unique element of this song is that she's again speaking from a different point of view. While the casual onlooker might listen to this song and comment about how hurt Billie is feeling, she wrote this song from the perspective of someone she hurt. I won't quote her exact words, but she essentially said there was a moment where she was really rude to someone, but later felt bad about it. The only way she could deal with it was to put herself in that person's shoes and right a song from their perspective. So that adds a bit of depth to a song that is otherwise one of the lesser songs of the album. She switches back and forth from her normal voice to what sounds like some sort of digitally altered voice that's more high-pitched. And I don't think that really worked for me. It felt like a creative choice that didn't quite connect. And yeah, it's just a song about her being hurt. Again, she's not talking about herself. Billie is the one who did the hurting here, so I appreciate how the song got put together, the final result just isn't quite that interesting. But overall, as you can tell from this post, I really dug this album. I imagine I'll be turning to it quite often!

82- "Last Time that I Checc'd" - Nipsey Hussle featuring YG -- See my previous comment about Nipsey Hussle.

87- "Suge" - DaBaby -- No thanks.

93- "Dedication" - Nipsey Hussle featuring Kendrick Lamar -- See my previous comment about Nipsey Hussle.

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - April 6, 2019

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! This is a weekly post where I cover three main sections of the charts: the Billboard Hot 100 top 10, the songs rising on the Hot 100, and the new arrivals. As pertaining to the rising songs, in order to be included, a song has to rise at least two spots between Nos. 11 and 20, five spots spots between Nos. 21 and 50, or 10 spots between Nos. 51 and 100. As pertaining to new arrivals, I used to dedicate myself to covering every single song that debuted, but that started to burn me out, especially with the high number of album bombs, so I've been a lot more selective recently and so far I've received no complaints. However, if I skip a song that you want to hear my thoughts on, feel free to let me know. I'll occasionally mix things up depending on the week, like throwing in a notable re-entry into the rising songs section, but generally this is what I go with. Most of the data I give you comes from Billboard.com, usually Gary Trust's weekly article. If I pull from elsewhere, I'll generally let you know. With all of that out of the way, let's dive in and see what this week has to offer!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "7 rings" - Ariana Grande (=) -- Part of me is upset that Ariana Grande is No. 1 this week. I wanted to be able to say that "7 rings" was No. 1 for seven weeks. Eight weeks isn't as cool, but she beats her previous record that she had with "thank u, next." And really this would've been 10 weeks at No. 1 had she not been interrupted by "Shallow" and "Sucker," both of which I was grateful for. But this is not a strong No. 1. She still has decent numbers across the board that are keeping her at No. 1, but she's falling in all categories and it seems like its only a matter of time before another song takes over as I feel "7 rings" has officially ran its course at the top. She might have some interesting competition next week, but I don't want to say too much so that I don't curse things.

2- "Wow." - Post Malone (+2) -- I certainly hope that "Wow." isn't what replaces Ariana. I gain a bit of comfort at the fact that this song got a huge boost this week with it being the first full week of tracking for its official video, which means it might slide down. Unfortunately Post Malone may have just timed this perfectly as the other songs in the top five right now are all losing momentum. I yearn for the day where we officially get Post Malone OUT of the top 10 because he's a strong contender for the least talented superstar of our age that has somehow even spilled over into the pop universe.

3- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (=) -- Speaking of Post Malone, he now has the No. 2 and the No. 3 spot. The only reason this song is any good is because of Swae Lee. Post Malone's part is trash. But I really wish that we could've accepted this as our obligatory Post Malone song.

4- "Without Me" - Halsey (-2) -- The yo-yo-ing with this song and "Sunflower" continues. I guess they are just destined to continue switching spots for as long as they stay in the top 10. Does that mean that this song is in position to jump back up next week?

5- "Please Me" - Cardi B & Bruno Mars (=) -- I'm glad that Cardi B and Bruno seem to be failing to get any additional traction that would be necessary for them to sneak into that top spot. They can't even get ahead of Post Malone and Halsey who have been in the top five for what seems like forever. But that's certainly a good thing. I don't want "Wow." to get to No. 1, but I also don't want this to get to No. 1.

6- "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille (=) -- It's still here. Can you believe it? Last week I said I should start keeping track of how long this song has been here so this week I am beginning that. We're in week No. 25 for this song in the top 10, which is insane.

7- "Middle Child" - J. Cole (+2) -- This is a welcome boost. If we have to have our obligatory rap songs poisoning the top of the charts, I'm happy that this is one of them because it's at least a tolerable song.

8- "Thotiana" - Blueface (+3) -- I'm not happy that this has returned, although I remain hopeful at the fact that it had a hard time staying in the top 10 when it first showed up and has instead been floating around in the upper teens. That tells me that it's not going to get a whole lot higher than this. It's No. 5 on the streaming songs charts and that seems to be the only thing that this song is getting.

9- "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers (-1) -- Meanwhile in the Jonas Brothers' world, radio is the only thing they're getting. The song surged another 23 percent this week on the radio charts, jumping from No. 19 to No. 12 with 55.7 million audience impressions, but they're not getting much of anything else. And if radio is all they're getting, that's not good enough to hold them up in its own.

10- "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper (-3) -- I suppose I shouldn't be surprised to see this song fall a bit. Quite frankly I am pleasantly surprised that it's still here as I was expecting it to quickly exist after that Oscar boost. But here it is! What I haven't mentioned is that the song is now celebrating its 10th straight week on top of the digital sales chart, but it's kinda pathetic that a weekly total of 28,000 downloads sold is good enough enough for a No. 1 spot on the sales chart. That just goes to show how increasingly irrelevant sales are become in 2019. "Shallow" also hits the radio top 10, inching up 3 percent to 57.4 million audience impressions. The small increase means that it's not going to get too much higher on the radio charts, but the fact that it hit the radio top 10 is an accomplishment worth celebrating.


Rising on the Hot 100:





15- "Old Town Road" - Lil Nas X (+17) -- This song just won't stop surging as the streaming numbers are going crazy right now and seem to only be gaining more momentum. So welcome to your new stupid dance craze of 2019 with this lazy country rap hybrid that doesn't even get to two minutes. Yikes!

16- "Better" - Khalid (+2) -- Khalid isn't getting a whole lot of momentum here, but he is maintaining consistency. I don't expect this to end up as a top 10 hit, but I imagine it'll continue to do well enough to stick around in the teens for a bit of time.

41- "bury a friend" - Billie Eilish (+5) -- As I've kinda expected, Billie Eilish is having a hard gaining any radio traction with this song. It's not your typical song that pop radio naturally gravitates. But I have no qualms against that. Billie just does her own thing without caring about what a mainstream song should sound like. That said, her debut album was released this past Friday, meaning it's schedule to impact the charts in a major way next week. I don't want to do much predicting at this point, but Billie is owning streaming right now. Most of her album is performing quite well on Spotify and "bad guy" is the current No. 1 song on Apple Music. Currently as I look at the Apple Music charts, all of her songs are jockying for position in the top 20 with Nipsey Hussle's songs from his album "Victory Lap," the latter of which is here due to the unfortunate circumstances of the rapper being shot and killed recently. Back to Billie, her album is set to debut with at least 275,000 equivalent album units sold, which will earn it an easy No. 1 debut on the Billboard 200. But what does that mean for the songs on the Hot 100 next week? I don't know for sure. But I'm thinking we're in for a Billie Eilish, which is an album bomb that I will be glad to cover since I rather love this new album. The song "bad guy" has 26 million views on YouTube since debuting Friday and I think 25 million of those have come from me personally, if you're catching my vibe there.

43- "Act Up" - City Girls (+7) -- Get these girls out of here.

53- "Here with Me" - Marshmello & CHVRCHES (+26) -- I've rather enjoyed my journey into CHVRCHES since this song debuted. They're a great group. This song, though, is just a generic Marshmello song, which is unfortunate, but it's still an overall win if it gets CHVRCHES to be accepted by the mainstream.

59- "Good as You" - Kane Brown (+10) -- Most of the rest of this list belongs to country, so I'll plow through these real quick. I've never been able to get a Kane Brown song imprinted in my memory as he's a painfully mediocre country singer.

60- "Miss Me More" - Kelsea Ballerini (+17) -- In terms of country, it's great to see Kelsea getting traction. I'm surprised that she didn't release this earlier as the album this came from came out a while ago, but I'm happy to see it here because this is one of the better songs from an already solid album.

63- "Walk Me Home" - P!nk (+26) -- Not a country song. But I'm glad to see this song get a boost. I was getting worried for P!nk as this song started to plummet following its debut. The world needs more P!nk, but I was worried that she was going to be left in the dust instead. She's not completely out of the dark yet, but this is a good step in the right direction. Her album comes out at the same time as "Avengers: Endgame," that being April 26. I want this song to be well on its way to becoming a hit by then!

65- "Down to the Honkeytonk (+16) -- This is a goofy enough country song that I'm surprised it hasn't started gaining faster. I don't mind it being around. It's upbeat enough for me to accept it.

67- "One that Got Away" - Michael Ray (+11) -- I still look at this song and get Katy Perry's song stuck in my head instead. I can't remember this tune very well, but I look at my Excel sheet and reminded myself that it didn't make a good impression anyways.

69- "Look what God Gave Her" - Thomas Rhett (+11) -- Last but not least, we have Thomas Rhett getting a boost. No surprise there. But Thomas Rhett is doing his usual here. That being releasing dull country pop trash. He's surprised me before with his songs, but this has him going back to his usual boring self.


New Arrivals:





72- "Price on My Head" - NAV featuring The Weeknd -- Don't care.

78- "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" - Logic -- Don't care.

89- "Tap" - NAV featuring Meek Mill -- Don't care.

95- "Pop Out" - Polo G featuring Lil Tjay -- I have no idea who these two are, but the featured artist is another dude whose name starts with "Lil." I mean, how original. A boycott is in order because of it.

97- "Don't Call Me Up" - Mabel -- Mabel is a singer who has been around since 2015 and has had seven songs chart on the UK charts already, with "Finders Keepers" peaking at No. 8 in 2017 and this song here peaking at No. 3 this year. But since we're here in America and we hate good music, it takes a while for songs like this to show up, if they do at all. It reminds me that I need to make a better effort in following the UK charts because I feel I will be able to discover a higher quantity of quality music. This song here isn't super special, but I searched it on my Apple Music and immediately saw seven versions, this original mix, an acoustic version, and a 5-track EP of remixes. That must mean it's entertaining enough to warrant all of these remixes. The easy answer there is yes. The message here is that of a breakup song. Mabel is telling this person that she is over them and to not call her up. That's pretty much it, but the music is upbeat and catchy, which certainly opens the door for all the remixes. If I discover a favorite, I'll let you know. But as for now, the original mix is good enough to be enjoyed on it's own.

98- "Last Hurrah" - Bebe Rexha -- After her major success with "Meant to Be," which began its run in late 2017 and lasted like a year on the charts, earning the No. 3 spot on Billboard's year-end lest for 2018, Bebe hasn't quite had as much luck with a follow-up single. And by that, I suppose I mean that the only single she's released since was "I'm a Mess" from her debut album "Expectations" last summer and that didn't do so well. It peaked at No. 35 on the Hot 100. Which is not bad, but not the smash hit that was "Meant to Be." And now she's going to try again with "Last Hurrah," which is the lead-off single for her second album? We haven't heard much about said second album, but "Last Hurrah" doesn't come from "Expectations," meaning she seems to have already left that album in the dust. On Twitter Bebe said "Last Hurrah" was inspired by her friend. Said friend was eating a slice of chocolate cake when her husband caught and her asked why she's not following her diet. The friend responded that this is her last hurrah. Her last night of messing up. So even though chocolate cake inspired this song, Bebe takes it further by listing off a whole bunch of things that she's now claiming she's done with, including drinking, smoking and partying. I'm not sure how personal this song is or what her actual addictions are, but I like this song as an anthem for change and improvement. Committing yourself to tonight being the last night of whatever your demons are while hoping that means tomorrow will be a better. It's a solid song with a solid message. It's not the most upbeat or catchy thing Bebe has done, but that's OK.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - March 30, 2019

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! This is a weekly post where I cover three main sections of the charts: the Billboard Hot 100 top 10, the songs rising on the Hot 100, and the new arrivals. As pertaining to the rising songs, in order to be included, a song has to rise at least two spots between Nos. 11 and 20, five spots spots between Nos. 21 and 50, or 10 spots between Nos. 51 and 100. As pertaining to new arrivals, I used to dedicate myself to covering every single song that debuted, but that started to burn me out, especially with the high number of album bombs, so I've been a lot more selective recently and so far I've received no complaints. However, if I skip a song that you want to hear my thoughts on, feel free to let me know. I'll occasionally mix things up depending on the week, like throwing in a notable re-entry into the rising songs section, but generally this is what I go with. Most of the data I give you comes from Billboard.com, usually Gary Trust's weekly article. If I pull from elsewhere, I'll generally let you know. With all of that out of the way, let's dive in and see what this week has to offer!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "7 Rings" - Ariana Grande (=) -- It's been seven weeks for "7 rings" at No. 1. If this was the song's final week at the top, that would be rather poetic, but for some reason I don't think that's going to happen. The song isn't rising much higher in overall points, but it's also not falling to fast. It rose 3 percent on radio, fell 1 percent on streaming and fell 12 percent on sales. So in a slow week it's maintained enough consistency across the board and as long as there's no other song stepping up to the plate, Ariana will remain camped out here on top. Also, I did get a complaint about that "7 rings" music video that I've been using as the preview cover for this post. I typically use the music video for the top song of the week for that preview and I didn't think much of it with Ariana's video, especially since it's not that bad when it comes to Ariana standards. Sexily staring into the camera while making sexy poses is kinda her thing. She's obsessed with how attractive she is, and she loves using that sex appeal to sell her music and get views on her videos, which I roll my eyes at. But even though I didn't think it was that bad, I switched it to the audio video instead. If anyone else ever has any problems with the music videos I post for this blog, just let me know.

2- "Without Me" - Halsey (+1) -- Halsey and Post Malone continue to play this back and forth game with their songs. This week Halsey is ahead. Who knows, next week it might be Post Malone again. But at this point I don't think either of them are going to make a return to the top, unless the floor collapses on Ariana. 

3- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (-1) -- See previous comment. In terms of overall points on my personal Excel sheet, Halsey remains ahead of Post Malone on the yearly chart for 2019. I'm fine with both of these songs sticking around. Sure, I would love change, but in this case that would probably not be a good thing given the other songs around it at the moment. 

4- "Wow." - Post Malone (+1) -- For a second straight week, Post Malone has two songs in the top five. I don't mind "Sunflower," but "Wow." is the song that needs to burn and die. It got a remix with two additional thugs and also had a music video release. So I suppose I'm glad that both of those combined didn't get this any higher. But if this could just drop back down, that would make me happy.

5- "Please Me" - Cardi B & Bruno Mars (-1) -- Cardi and Bruno aren't quite going in the right direction of they're wanting to sneak ahead of the songs above them. In terms of pure timing, this song should rise up to No. 1 since "7 rings," "Without Me" and "Sunflower" have been around for a while and "Please Me" is fairly new. But it's not looking like it has a whole ton of traction here, which I'm fine with. 

6- "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille (+1) -- Again, I am continued to be surprised by the staying power of this song. It rose back up to No. 6? That's crazy! I need to start keeping track of how many weeks it's been in the top 10 because I'm sure that number is getting pretty high and it looks like it has the staying power to stick around for, like, forever. 

7- "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper (+2) -- Another surprise here, but I am thrilled to see "Shallow" jumping up two spots. I assumed it was going to start fading away after the Oscar boost several weeks ago, but a surge on radio is keeping this around. That's fantastic! Keep playing this song for as long as you want radio stations! 

8- "Sucker" - Jonas Brothers (-2) -- This is also going in the wrong direction if the Jonas Brothers want to stick around long term. It's gaining momentum on radio right now, but is it going to get enough of a radio push to have it stick around in the top 10? 

9- "Middle Child" - J. Cole (-1) -- I say this each week, but I don't mind having "Middle Child" around. I'm not going to cry too hard if it falls out, but I'd rather have this than either "Wow." or our next song "Going Bad" if we have to have a rap song in the top 10.

10- "Going Bad" - Meek Mill featuring Drake (+4) -- I'm not surprised. And I suppose if it was either "Thotiana" or "Going Bad," I suppose "Going Bad" is the slightly better pick. But hey, this song's entrance into the top 10 means that "SICKO MODE" got kicked out and fell one week shy of tying Ed Sheeran and Maroon 5 for the longest stays ever in the top 10. In fact, "SICKO MODE" fell down to No. 13 this week. So I'm going to consider this a win for this week. But don't expect that sentiment to last. 

Rising on the Hot 100:




20- "Sweet but Psycho" - Ava Max (+2) -- There were a lot of songs between Nos. 11 and 19 that rose one spot, but since my rules are to only include a song if it rises two spots between Nos. 11 and 20, I'm happy to be putting "Sweet but Psycho" as my top riser this week! I'm glad that this song has cracked the top 20 and looks to be having enough consistency on the charts to at least stick around. Now if it can continue to go higher, I will be happy. If it eventually gets top 10, that'll be a huge win for me! But at least I can celebrate that it's now top 20!

32- "Old Town Road" - Lil Nas X (+19) -- OK, I give in. I avoided this song for two weeks, but now that it's in the top 50 and looks to be a sensation, I gave it a chance. And, well, this is weird. It's a country rap song. Lil Nas X is doing flexing like you're typical rap song, but he's rapping slowly with a deep twang and flexing about riding his horse and having a Gucci cowboy hat. He also seems rather proud of the fact that he cheated on his girl. He summarizes the whole idea of the song on verse two where he says, "My life is a movie; bull ridin' and boobies." So yeah, this is a strange combination of the things I don't like from both genres combined into one dumb song that's so shallow that it doesn't even make it to two minutes long. I don't find it particularly awful. Just weird. However, the worse thing about it is HOW it got popular. This is going to make me sound old and completely disconnected from the younger generation, but apparently there's this thing called Tik Tok that I've never heard of. You can take songs and create stupid dancing videos to them. And apparently enough people got obsessed with making dance videos to "Old Town Road" where they jump and turn into a cowboy or cowgirl that the song went crazy viral. So this is essentially one of those viral internet challenges that drive me crazy because everyone needs their 10 seconds of fame. 

34- "Pure Water" - Mustard & Migos (+6) -- Go away Migos. 

47- "Millionaire" - Chris Stapleton (+6) -- Apparently I really liked this song when I first listened to it. Then I forgot it exists. So I re-listened to it and reminded myself that it's a good country song. I'll try my best to remember this going forward because I appreciate it when good country songs do well.

48- "Con Calma" - Daddy Yankee featuring Snow (+6) -- Daddy Yankee got this song into the top 50. Is he now going to try to release a remix with an English-speaking star to push it higher? He's done that in the past, but it's actually been a while. Perhaps he'll be content with simply letting the song play as is.

49- "Put a Date on It" - Yo Gotti featuring Lil Baby (+7) -- Go away.

50- "Act Up" - City Girls (+13) -- Let's please not make these girls a thing. 

54- "Who Do You Love" - The Chainsmokers featuring 5 Seconds of Summer (+10) -- Eh. I'm fine with having this around. Apparently that's about the attitude the country is having right now as well because this is doing alright, but not great.

57- "Pure Cocaine" - Lil Baby (+15) -- Gross.

59- "Bad Liar" - Imagine Dragons (+11) -- Apparently this song is getting a push as a single. It's funny, I had a friend message me and ask me what I thought of the song because it's being played everywhere where he's at. That confused me because it wasn't even on the charts at the time. And, well, here we are. My thoughts on this are that I think this is a solid Imagine Dragons song. I don't know if it's particularly memorable, but given that I've been really disappointed with practically everything they've put out recently, it's nice to have a song of there's around where I can at least tolerate and somewhat enjoy the song.

66- "I Can't Get Enough" - benny blanco, Tainy, Selena Gomez & J Balvin (+31) -- Poor Selena is getting trapped into this mess of a Latino dance song thing. 

68- "Undrunk" - FLETCHER (+17) -- This is a positive sign. I went into this song thinking it was going to be another pointless country song. Turns out it's not even country song at all. It's a solid pop song from a new female pop singer. So yeah, if this does well I will be very happy. A huge boost this week is a great sign moving forward. 

84- "I've Been Waiting" - Lil Peep & ILoveMakonnen featuring Fall Out Boy (+12) -- No. Boycott this. Songs taking advantage of dead artists just for the sake of money should be discarded. I don't even care that it has Fall Out Boy on it. They should know better. 

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55- "Numb Numb Juice" - ScHoolboy Q -- Don't care. 

62- "Sally Walker" - Iggy Azalea -- You know I actually enjoyed Iggy Azalea back in the day. "Fancy" and "Problem" were catchy songs where she showed off a lot of personality. But then she essentially fell off the face of the Earth when it comes to the music world. She was never able to replicate her success and perhaps a good part of that was her lack of quality. She quickly went from superstar to punch line. "Sally Walker" is apparently the lead-off single to her second studio album, which I'm surprised it's taken this long to put out. She released an EP last summer and several non-album singles in the past five years, but not a second album. Given her recent history, I'd be surprised if this song lasted more than a few weeks on the charts. Iggy is trying to replicate "Fancy" a bit with the beat, but she has no personality when it comes to her rapping and the content is completely void of anything. In fact, it sounds like she's trying to do her best Cardi B impression and fails miserably at that. 

96- "Slow Dancing in the Dark" - Joji -- Here's an interesting story. Joji is the stage name of George Miller, who is a Japanese singer, rapper and entertainer. I'm not an expert on all things YouTube, but he started his career as a YouTuber, most well known for his character of Filthy Frank. He also did comedy hip-hop under the name of Pink Guy. With that in mind, y'all probably know more about Filthy Frank and Pink Guy more than I do, but the Filthy Frank personality was the one who inspired PewDiePie, the most subscribed to YouTuber. Filthy Frank was also the very first person to release a "Harlem Shake" video, so yeah he kinda had a big influence on YouTube to put it lightly. But he has since retired from YouTube to focus on his music career as Joji. As Joji, he released his first studio album this past October and now "Slow Dancing in the Dark" is the first song from that album to chart, meaning he has successfully made the transition.

So that's fascinating and all, but how's the actual song? I think those who have been following this guy for years will certainly love this as there's an emotional attachment to the artist and his content. But I don't have that type of connect. I do like the imagery of slow dancing in the dark. Often when you're slow dancing with someone, it can be a romantic, intimate moment, but I've also been a part of dances where the DJ is playing the music a bit loud, so you can't have any conversations with the person you're dancing with, so you kinda just quietly dance. Even if we were to remove that element from that, dancing in the dark implies you can't see the person, so this is references a bit of an impersonal relationship that Joji is a part of. He seems to be pleading with this person, but there's not as strong of a response as he would like. So I like the lyrics and I think the music is put together well, but vocally speaking I think Joji gets a bit drowned out. He doesn't always enunciate super well. There's a bit of mumbling in certain parts and I don't know if the mixing of the song is done super well. So I don't have quite as strong of a connection to this as I would like, but I think this is a great start for Joji and I would love to see this stick around. Maybe I should go check out that album of his.