Friday, June 1, 2018

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - June 2, 2018

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "Nice for What" - Drake (+1) -- I'm not at all surprised that Drake managed to get back to the top spot on the Hot 100. "This is America" has been held up these past two weeks mostly on huge streaming numbers, which crashed a bit this week. "This is America" still has slightly more streaming than "Nice for What," but the reason why Drake went back to No. 1 is more consistency on the radio while neither song got much in terms of sales. Even so, this is a really weak No. 1 as the numbers for "Nice for What" this week were 36.8 million U.S. streams, 23,000 sales and 78.9 million radio audience. That means it's not going to stay here for much longer unless nothing is willing to jump up, which at the moment almost seems like the case. The rules are that someone has to be No. 1, so Drake will gladly hold onto the title until someone steps up.

2- "This is America" - Childish Gambino (-1) -- The streaming numbers for "This is America" dropped to 45.2 million U.S. streams, which is ahead of "Nice for What," but again those radio numbers are only at 21.7 million in audience, up from 16.7 million last week, so it's increasing, but not by much. That number is enough to debut on the radio charts at No. 46, so it has a long way to go to be relevant. With this not being your typical single as it's more of a political commentary on today's society in the form of a song and video, it makes sense that the song ends up being more frontloaded in terms of its performance. But hey, the fact that it debuted at No. 1 and stayed there for an additional week is impressive in its own right. I would love to see it stick around, but I'm not sure how long it actually will.

3- "God's Plan" - Drake (=) -- I think "God's Plan" is about to start it's decline, but doing so would require other songs to want to start rising. A lot of movement in the bottom half of the top 10 this week, but nothing strong enough to shake up this current lineup at the top, so until then Drake will be camped out here. And I'm totally fine with that as I enjoy both "God's Plan" and "Nice for What."

4- "Psycho" - Post Malone featuring Ty Dolla $ign (=) -- I'm really happy that the rest of Post Malone's album is fizzling away rather quickly from the Hot 100, but I'm also really concerned as to why this is still here. The radio is incredibly strong with 83.6 million, jumping from No. 8 to No. 6 on the radio charts. I am fully aware that streaming is a thing that's dominated by the rap and hip-hop genre, but why is the radio falling in love with this? I mean, in addition to being No. 6 overall on radio, this song is No. 3 on pop radio and still gaining fast in spins. I don't know why any pop radio station would even play this song, so the idea that all of them are playing it so often is baffling to me. That means it could actually even start to jump up on the charts if the three songs ahead of it continue to fizzle out and that would be quite the shame.

5- "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey (+1) -- "The Middle" leads the radio charts for a third straight week, but is slowly slipping, so I don't know how much life it has in it at the moment, but it jumps up into the top five because it's remaining more consistent overall than "Meant to Be," which took a bit of tumble this week. I'm content with this holding a spot in the top five for the moment, though I would prefer that "Boo'd Up" and "No Tears Left to Cry" take a turn in the region as "The Middle" has been in the top 10 for a while. That's 12 weeks to be exact, or about three months, as it's wavered between No. 5 and No. 8 for those weeks.

6- "Yes Indeed" - Lil Baby & Drake (+43) -- This is a situation where we jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire. After a total of 13 weeks in the top 10, "Look Alive" by BlocBoy JB and Drake, has finally slipped beneath the surface of the top 10, but yet Drake replaces himself as he drags another punk rapper with zero talent into the top 10. Rest assured, Lil Baby had nothing to do with this hit. It's all Drake's name on the song that boosted it this high. And no, Drake's actual musical content has nothing to do with this either. Just his name being on the song. Because Drake sounds as bored as ever as he lazily phones in a verse as if he lost a bet while Lil Baby put together a generic rap song around it where he mumbles and slurs his way through bars as if he recorded it drunk after barely memorizing the lyrics or possibly reading through the lyrics while recording. I hope that I don't have to wait 13 weeks for this song to go away.

7- "Meant to Be" - Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line (-2) -- No hurt feelings for me here, even though I still enjoy this song. "Meant to Be" was in the top five for a total of 11 weeks and is in its 16th week in the top 10. It was bound to start falling at some point. It also spends a 26th week at No. 1 on the Hot Country Songs chart, with no signs of faltering there any time soon. 

8- "Boo'd Up" - Ella Mai (+3) -- It's really impressive that this little song has become quite the phenomenon. Ella Mai hit the sweet spot with her first Hot 100 entry as this has been on fire ever since it debuted. Based on that momentum, I was expecting it to be here this week. But when I initially played and talked about it a few weeks back, I did not envision it being the type of song that would be a top 10 hit. The interesting thing about this song is that it's only at No. 30 on the radio songs with 35.1 million audience and has practically no sales. It's done well based on strong streaming that has continued to gain momentum. That means there's still a lot of room to grow and if it taps into this potential, this could be here for a while.

9- "No Tears Left to Cry" - Ariana Grande (-2) -- I expected the BBMAs to have a bigger impact on the charts this week. I was hoping Ariana would be boosted up to the top five instead of being muscled back down to No. 9 following huge gains by "Yes Indeed" and "Boo'd Up." I really want this song to be a monster hit that holds a spot in the top 10 for the next few months because Ariana deserves it. And the pop genre really needs more hits because it's been struggling, especially when it comes to female pop artists. Not enough of them have done that well recently.

10- "Fake Love" - BTS (new) -- Ha ha, they did it. BTS got a song of their's to hit the top 10 of the U.S. Hot 100. And because of it, the BTS Army is in major celebration mode. If you go look at any comment section for a YouTube channel or website that covers the Hot 100, all you'll see is an endless stream of comments from this rabid fan base celebrating this major achievement. Because, yes, this is the first top 10 appearance for BTS on the Hot 100. It's also the first appearance in the top 10 for a K-Pop group and the first time a K-Pop song has debuted in the top 10. Although it's NOT the first time a K-Pop song has been in the top 10, lest we forget that a dude named Psy was a thing as both "Gangnum Style" and "Gentleman" hit the top 10 in 2012-2013.

Ever since BTS became a thing, this Army has been everywhere in comment sections wondering why BTS hasn't been in the top 10 or No. 1 every time a new song of their's is released. Now this is a very illogical, emotionally-driven fan base that have been endlessly drooling all over themselves for months and years, so I don't expect them to care about or listen to a random music blogger such as myself, but I'm going to point out a major distinction anyways that none of them care to think about. This is the Billboard charts of the UNITED STATES. Streaming and sales from are counted from THIS COUNTRY ONLY. In other words, the 110 million YouTube views that "Fake Love" has accumulated in a week means almost jack squat when most of those views come from Korea. The actual results for this song are 27 million U.S. streams across ALL streaming platforms. And it has no U.S. radio and very weak sales that are only going to plummet. In other words, this is going to act like nearly every One Direction song on the charts. Strong first week and nothing in the ensuing weeks.

I'll have plenty more to say about this song and this group down below, but I have not been shy in my opinions that this is a mediocre-at-best boy band with little talent and pretty bad music. Why they've become such a monstrous hit is beyond me, but let's keep these boys back in Korea where they belong and away from the United States. Not that we as a whole listen to quality music anyways, but we certainly don't need any of BTS's garbage spamming our charts even more. If saying this causes the BTS Army to swarm and attack me, then so be it. But I'm not a significant enough of a presence in the world of music for them to actually do so and none of my Facebook friends have admitted to me that they are into these boys, so I think I'm safe in saying all of this.


Rising on the Hot 100:





11- "Friends" - Marshmello & Anne-Marie (+5) -- There are a few other songs that I thought would get more of a boost this week than "Friends," but I'm certainly happy that Marshmello and Anne-Marie are now closer than ever to breaking into the top 10. Anne-Marie has been in the region with Clean Bandit on "Rockabye," but if the two of them break in next week, this will be Marshmello's first appearance. For the sake of female pop songers and the EDM genre, I really hope this makes the jump. Being that BTS are set to come crashing down next week, the door will be wide open.

16- "Be Careful" - Cardi B (+7) -- It's been a rougher than expected journey for Cardi B ever since this new album debuted. After "Bodak Yellow" vaulted her into superstardom, you wouldn't think it would be that difficult for her to get a song to stick in the top 10. But she is now significantly closer to getting back in. Although I'm surprised she's seeing more success with "Be Careful" than "I Like It." The latter is the one that debuted in the top 10 during that album bomb debut week and seemed like the type of song that would be a monster hit, even though I didn't want it to be.

19- "I Like It" - Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin (+2) -- Speaking of "I Like It," as you can see, it isn't too far behind "Be Careful." Though if you do the math on how much each song rose this week, "Be Careful" has a lot more momentum at the moment as "I Like It" was ahead last week. "I Like It" is the slightly better song, but not by a whole lot, so I would rather neither song had success. Maybe both songs will get stuck in the teens.

35- "Lucid Dreams" - Juice WRLD (+39) -- In case you missed my comments last week, surprisingly this is a song that I don't mind at all. When it comes to all these untalented SoundCloud rappers that come out of nowhere to be huge hits, this song is a lot better constructed, Juice WRLD is actually rapping so that you can understand what he is saying and has decent flow, and the song feels like Juice WRLD actually cares about what he's singing instead of just rapping about about drugs, sex, money or fame. I'm not going to say I love this song, but I'd be fine if it keeps this keeps momentum.

42- "Overdose" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again (+10) -- I would definitely prefer Juice WRLD becoming a thing that YoungBoy continuing to gain momentum. Luckily his songs haven't had huge breakout success as he doesn't seem close to getting a top 10, but YoungBoy occupying any spot on the Hot 100 is frustrating because it means he's keeping someone else out. Most likely someone who is more deserving of being there.

53- "All Girls Are the Same" - Juice WRLD (+39) -- This is the lesser of the two Juice WRLD songs on the charts. I prefer his relationship venting in "Lucid Dreams" than "All Girls Are the Same," especially since the mindset of all girls being the same is certainly not going to get him very far in life. Luckily "Lucid Dreams" remains the higher charting song as both songs jumped 39 spots after their debut last week. I'm curious to see how these songs perform moving forward.

58- "For the First Time" - Darius Rucker (+13) -- Not a ton of country doing well this week, but I'm not going to complain at a Darius Rucker song doing well, even though he's done better in the past. But still, Darius Rucker not quite giving it his all is still way better than most country in this world, so let's bring this song to the top 50.

70- "Alone" - Halsey featuring Big Sean & Stefflon Don (+14) -- Does anyone even remember that this song exists? I certainly don't until I see it again every week while going through the charts. And I hope it's that way with everyone because we need to stop giving a bland singer like Halsey success on the charts. It encourages her to keep making bland music. Let's dig deeper and award other female pop singers who are actually trying to make good music.

71- "Mercy" - Brett Young (+15) -- I expect Brett Young to find a lot of success on country radio. I suppose that's not the worst thing ever. But his previous major country hits were actually worthy of being hits while this one is becoming a hit simply because country radio assumes we all now love Brett Young rather than rising on its own merits because this is rather forgettable.


New Arrivals:





10- "Fake Love" - BTS -- When I first covered this group on this blog at some point last year, I was apologetically underwhelmed. I heard so much hype about them because the internet won't shut up, but when I listened to them, I was like, "That was is?" But now I've completely dropped the apologetically aspect of that because the BTS Army is the most annoying fan base, possibly in the history of music. And there's been a lot of annoying boy band fan bases over the years. Their non-stop clamor that these boys are practically gods that have descended down to Earth along with their inability to shut up and stop spamming every single music website has completely driven me into the ground. Every week when I look up the new top 10, I enjoy spending a bit of time in comment sections to see what other people thought. Yet in weeks where BTS released a song, the comment sections are overflowed with the BTS Army, regardless of whether or not they charted, wondering why BTS isn't No. 1 or isn't in the top 10. So you can imagine what this week was like with they actually debuted in the top 10.

To be fair, despite my extreme annoyance with the BTS Army, if these boys come up with something good, I will be honest and praise them. I won't hate just to hate. But the thing is, I've not yet heard a BTS song that was worth anything. These boys are worshiped as gods, yet their content is void of anything interesting. This song here is them being upset at this fake love. They've tried hard, but the relationship is not working because love isn't perfect. It's quite generic. I could probably come up with hundreds of songs that attempt this exact same sentiment, but actually have depth and emotion to it. This is just generic and empty. The other problem that really annoys me is that there's seven of these boys. Yet if I'm not following along with the lyrics on Genius, I have no idea where one of them begins and the other ends, except for when they try to sound hip and modern by rapping a lot more than they should or when one of them is singing English while the others are singing Korean, so that they can try to pander to their English-speaking audience. Otherwise, they all have similar-sounding voices and they spend no time trying to harmonize. They just take turns with the main melody. The voice of the lyrics is singular. The song doesn't need more than one person. If they came up with various harmonies or had distinct voices with some on tenor and others on bass, then they could justify three or four people. But seven? It's overkill.

In short, these boys could possibly do well in a dance competition and they're attractive enough to swoon all the teenage Korean girls, but their music isn't interesting. The lyrics are basic and generic. All their voices are too similar and they spend no effort justifying the existence of seven members. This song specifically is a forgettable song about a broken relationship and it's so forgettable that when you throw me the title "Fake Love," I'll probably start singing the Drake song instead of the BTS version.

68- "Change Lanes" - Kevin Gates -- Since we do have 10 other new songs on the charts this week instead of just BTS, let's get to them. We start with Kevin Gates, the guy responsible for "2 Phones" and "Really Really" in 2016. And he has two songs for us this week, but we start with "Change Lanes." In this song, Kevin starts out by telling us that he's gone through a lot of pain in his life and he's praying to the Lord to take all away. That's a nice sentiment. But it doesn't seem like he's making much of an effort for God to take away any of his pain. OK, fine, we'll steer clear from religion here because Kevin does the same thing in starting his song by talking about religion, but then going off in a completely different direction. In fact, I have no idea which direction he takes because this song seems completely devoid of any focus. If he wanted to write a song about all the pain he's gone through and how he's going to do his best to change, that would be great. But this song seems like a bunch of random phrases thrown together just because they rhyme. It's as if he came up with 30-45 seconds worth of content, then filled up with a bunch of nonsensical filler in order to get it to three minutes.

73- "Like That" - Kris Wu -- After me trashing on BTS, we now move over the China to discuss Kris Wu. Well, kinda. Kris was born in China, but moved over to Canada with his mom at age 10 and lived there for most of his teenage years. When he was 22, he joined the Korean boy band EXO, was in that group for two years before he left and is now doing all sorts of things as a Chinese actor, singer and model. Perhaps a few of our BTS boys could try this. I mean, it's not like they'd be missing anything we a few less members. Back to Wu, on the acting front, he's starred in several Chinese movies, but on the Western front, he was in "xXx: The Return of  Xander Cage" and "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets." So this guy is quite versatile. As far as this song goes, lyrically it's nothing special. He's just going on about how awesome this girl is. But what makes this interesting is that he has a lot of charm and charisma. He really sells his generic lyrics to make it seem like he truly cares. And the music itself is smooth and melodic, with enough of a groove to get you moving on a dance floor. The end results in a song that actually feels romantic and emotional, coming from a guy that actually seems like he has a lot of talent that he's making good use of.

79- "Southside" - Lil Baby --  I really had no idea who Lil Baby was until he showed up with Drake last week and is now in the top 10 with said song. But apparently the rap world knew who he was because he has a new album that dropped recently that has a whole bunch of features, including Young Thug, Lil Uzi Vert and Offset, in addition to the Drake song. Luckily I only have to cover two of those songs from the album instead of all 17. The first one is Lil Baby on his own, showcasing what he can do as a rapper without any of his friends featured, which is absolutely nothing. He's from Atlanta, so I'm guessing he's talking about his life as a rapper living on the south side of the city. In this song, he's talking about all the drugs his doing and selling, all of the money and jewelry he has, as well as all the girls he's sleeping with. That's all. And he's rapping this in all of his mumbling, slurring fashion. So I'm really confused as to what the world sees in this dude in order to try to make him the new big thing in rap music.

80- "Life Goes On" - Lil Baby featuring Gunna & Lil Uzi Vert -- Our second, and thankfully final song from Lil Baby this week is even more frustrating than "Southside" as it suffers from the sin of only having one line of music that was written. I envision that they put together that one line, then did copy and paste to fill four minutes of music and Lil Baby came up with different generic rap lyrics to fill up the four minutes. Said lyrics consist of cars, girls and riches, with half-hearted, generic jabs at the other rappers in the industry sprinkled in there. And in case his portion isn't boring enough, whoever this rapper named Gunna is, comes in and is even more generic with worse mumbling. Top that all off by a cameo from Lil Uzi who probably recorded 10 seconds of song for Lil Baby just so he could have his name attached. Said 10 seconds gets thrown in at the end as an afterthought to boost sales for the song.

82- "Let It Sing" - Kevin Gates -- The second Kevin Gates song from this week. I didn't like "Change Lanes," as you can see from above, but at least that song had a topic and an idea behind it. This song just feels like he's singing about whatever comes to his mind. I tried to figure out what it was about or what point he was trying to make, but I rather quickly gave up after not coming up with anything. I will say that Kevin Gates has a voice that seems like it fits the genre and thus gives him potential to be interesting, but both of these songs this week feel like they are devoid of any sort of content. So if in the future Kevin Gates picks an interesting subject matter and decides to create a whole song focused around that subject where he manages to stay on topic for the whole three minutes, then maybe I could buy into it. But this week he did the exact opposite.

83- "Sangria Wine" - Pharrell Williams & Camila Cabello -- After a pretty rough stretch of new music, with the only good song up to this point coming from Kris Wu, we finally get rewarded with a song that's worth something. I heard this song when it was first released on May 17th, more out of chance than anything. I saw a new song by Pharrell and Camila and that was enough for me to click the video of the official audio that was trending at the moment. And yeah, this song is infectious. Thus when I saw that Pharrell and Camila performed it at the BBMAs, I was excited because I felt that this meant that it was chart this week. I was wrong about a lot of my BBMA predictions as those performances mostly failed to impact the charts, but I was happy to see this song chart. Sangria is a Spanish drink and the Dutty Wine is a Jamaican dance move. It seems like Pharrell and Camila are combining the two to create their own dance move? The song talks about her moving her body, front and back, side-to-side, doing the sangria wine. And that's it. It's a simple dance song where the song gives us dance moves to move to, infused with just enough Latin Pop to give it the perfect flow. I think this song has all the right ingredients to become a huge, summer dance hit. I hope it does.

84- "Welcome to the Party" - Diplo, French Montana & Lil Pump featuring Zhavia Ward -- Speaking of dancing and parties, one that includes French Montana and Lil Pump is one that I don't care to join. Although Diplo himself has done a lot of great things over has career, the best of which have come from his EDM trio Major Lazer that he founded. But he's also done a whole lot of stuff that ranges from mediocre and forgettable to outright bad, so his name alone doesn't excite me. And finally we have Zhavia Ward invited, who comes from the new singing competition "The Four," that I don't think anyone watched. Yet it's sad that "The Four" managed to get a singer to chart, but the new rebooted season of "American Idol" didn't. The four of these artists together form a fairly generic EDM/rap song that was good enough to be successful background noise in "Deadpool 2," but forgettable enough to make me not even remember that fact until I looked the song up, despite me really enjoying that movie. If Diplo had invited singers or rappers who actually had talent, this could've worked really well. His beat is a bit generically robotic, but if there was talent behind it, it may have been serviceable. But French Montana and Lil Pump were the wrong rappers to bring on, although Lil Pump is better on this than he is from anything on his own, even though that's not saying much. And Zhavia Ward is barely even on this track. In the end, this song isn't awful. But more than anything it makes me a bit annoyed that this is the song from "Deadpool 2" that charted and not Celine Dion's "Ashes."

86- "Champion" - NAV featuring Travis Scott -- Next up we have Canadian rapper NAV, who most recently charted last year with his song "Wanted You," featuring Lil Uzi Vert, a song that I neither enjoyed, nor particularly remembered. If NAV wants to get me to remember his music, featuring Travis Scott isn't much of an upgrade over Lil Uzi. Speaking of Travis Scott on this song, this actually feels more like Travis Scott featuring NAV as most of this song is Travis Scott rapping about how cool he is with NAV coming in for a brief verse in the middle, mumbling some generic rap lyrics. To me this feels like NAV and Travis Scott's pitch to be included in NBA Finals advertising as "Ballin' like I'm in the NBA" is the first line of the song while the chorus includes the line "We got a trophy like a champion," even though I'm not sure how the rest of the song fits in with those two lines. But ESPN never cares about that when they include a dumb rap song like this, so I guess that's all these two really tried to do. Throw those two lines in and rap about generic rap stuff around in. 

98- "Downtown's Dead" - Sam Hunt -- It infuriated me just seeing another Sam Hunt song on the charts after that abomination that was "Body Like a Back Road." The only silver lining was seeing this debut all the way down at No. 98 instead of on the top half of the charts because maybe that means the world has grown cold to this untalented country wannabe singer. I suppose I shouldn't get too far ahead of myself so that I don't curse this. Putting my rage aside, I tried objectively listening to this song, but all I got was bland mediocrity and poorly written lyrics on top of a song that's more basic southern rock than it is country. Without this girl, downtown's dead and Friday night might as well be another Tuesday night, even though he tells us that this a booming city with lots of people. Yeah, I don't care. And I don't really understand what he means when he says "As long as you're in my head, there ain't no way I can paint a ghost town red." Interpret that for me if you really want to. In the meantime, I'll just settle with the idea that he needed words that rhymed with dead for the chorus. I suppose the only positive I can get out of this is that he's not doing something offensively awful and dumb like comparing a girl's body to a back road, while thinking that's romantic enough to sing to his wife. I'll take boring Sam Hunt over offensively awful Sam Hunt.

99- "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" - Backstreet Boys -- Oh this is a treasure. I began this new arrivals section by discussing why I think BTS is painfully average and extremely overrated. Now I get to spend the last entry, comparing them to possibly the best boy band to ever exist. Why do the Backstreet Boys work so well? First off, they're all talented singers on their own. And yeah, they often take turns singing the melody, but their voices are distinct and they do a solid job selling the emotion and the passion behind their music. But potentially more important is that they harmonize. And they are dang good at harmonizing. Each of the five of them has a purpose as together they create beautiful harmonies that make their music soar through the roof. The harmonies are so good, that they perfectly frame the solo outings of the song to make them even better. It's well constructed music with phenomenal singers that have caused this group to stand the test of time. I still hear songs like "I Want It That Way" and "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" played today on the radio or at dance parties. Go listen to those two songs, or most of Backstreet Boys' music, then listen to BTS and I think it'll be a no-brainer as to which boy band has knowledge of how to be a good boy band. I highly doubt many people will remember BTS in 25 years like we all do Backstreet Boys.

But that's just a general comparison because the opportunity so perfectly presented itself. Let's zero in on this specific song because sometimes bands or groups are great in their hey day, but are more average in their later years. It's crazy to think that the Backstreet Boys are celebrating their 25th anniversary this year and yet are STILL together. In their year of formation, 1993, Nick Carter, the youngest member, was only 13 years old. Kevin Richardson, the oldest member, was 21 going on 22. So they were actual boys. Now they're kinda the Backstreet Men, soon to be the Backstreet Old Men as Nick is now 38 and Kevin will be turning 47 in October. But amazingly, they've still got it. Yeah, the lyrics of the song are basic, but they've always had fairly basic lyrics. The power with all of their songs, this song included, comes with the passion and energy that they bring to the table as a group. The song starts with Nick on his own, but slowly everyone else comes in and we have the powerful Backstreet Boys harmonies that they still are great at. AJ gets verse two, with his verse bringing a distinct sound to it as compared to Nick's. And those two are the only two that get solo time this song because the song as a whole didn't need it. The other three are perfectly fine with adding to the harmonies of the song. What makes this song unique is the modern influence of EDM infused into it. But I don't think it's overdone at all. I think it provides a good balance to the music of the song to make this still feel like classic Backstreet Boys of the 90's and 2000's while giving it a modern edge of 2018. Now just imagine if this became a hit. Wouldn't that be great?

Thursday, May 24, 2018

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - May 26, 2018

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "This is America" - Childish Gambino (=) -- After debuting at No. 1 last week, Childish Gambino repeats at No. 1 this, holding off both of Drake's songs right below it, thanks to streaming numbers that increased from 65.3 million U.S. streams last week to 69.6 million this week. One major reason for the increased number of streams this week is that this was the song's first full week of streaming. The other reason is that I think this is genuinely caught fire in the streaming world. As long as the streaming numbers remain high, the song will stay at the top of the charts. But the other two categories provide a bit of concern. The song still leads the sales charts this week, but that's down to 50,000 sales after 78,000 last week and the projections for next week have it crashing even more. Radio is rising, but it's still only at 16.7 million in audience. The song won't be able to hold on forever if it doesn't get better radio and if the sales continue to crash. But for now it's here and it looks like it has at least a couple of more weeks at top as long as those streaming numbers are sky high.

Also of note, with "This is America" repeating at No. 1 on the Hot 100 and "Solo: A Star Wars Story" set to debut at No. 1 at the box office, that means Donald Glover will reign supreme on both charts as Childish Gambino is Glover's musical stage name and he will be playing Lando in the "Solo" movie. I'm not sure how often that feat has been accomplished, but I don't imagine it's something that happens too often as it's unique to find a person who successfully lives the acting and singing life, let alone obtaining No. 1 hits in both regions. Just goes to show how special of a star Donald Glover is.

2- "Nice for What" - Drake (=) -- Waiting in the wings in case "This is America" isn't able to maintain its momentum will be both Drake songs, but specifically "Nice for What." Streaming may be continuing to decline, but it's still at a strong 42 million, and the thing that Drake has that Gambino doesn't is radio as "Nice for What" has 77.1 million in radio audience this week, good enough for No. 6 on the radio charts while "This is America" hasn't yet debuted with the previously mentioned number of 16.7 million. So it's conceivable that this could return to the top, unless something else breaks out when "This is America" starts to decline on streaming.

3- "God's Plan" - Drake (=) -- With Drake's other song, the numbers are continuing to fall across the board, but not enough for it to lose any footing in the Hot 100 quite yet as it's now spent 17 weeks in the top three, meaning this would've been the record-breaking week for it had the stars aligned for Drake, but it just wasn't meant to be with opposition from himself, Post Malone and Childish Gambino. But all is well. This is still the song of the year and will probably remain that way.

4- "Psycho" - Post Malone featuring Ty Dolla $ign (=) -- Rounding out our top four is Post Malone still not budging here at No. 4, thanks to confusingly strong radio as he rises to the No. 8 spot with 75.4 million in audience, which is up 12 percent from last week. With Post Malone maintaining this spot, it means that this is the first week since 2003 where the top four songs have been all rap for back-to-back weeks after last week was the first since 2009 that the top four were all rap songs. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing as I don't like the idea of rap completely taking over the Hot 100. It doesn't bode well for the future of the charts if this trend continues. However, in this instance I don't mind it because I enjoy the top three songs. It's just this one that's the odd one out for me. I'm still confused as to why Post Malone is a thing.

5- "Meant to Be" - Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line (=) -- After the top four were all rap songs, the top five is rounded out by a country song. Well, kinda. I was just going to say that pop has been held out altogether, but "Meant to Be" is more of a country pop infusion. If I were to pick a genre, I would lean country for the fact that it's now ruled the Hot Country Charts for a 25th straight week, which is second only to Sam Hunt's "Body Like a Back Road." Not that I put a ton of investment into country records, but that's a record that I would love to see topped. Nine more weeks to go for that as the latter ruled for 34 weeks last year and I still have no idea why. 

6- "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey (=) -- I imagine "The Middle" is close to swapping spots with "Meant to Be" for that final spot in the top five as it rules on radio for a second straight week, remaining mostly the same as last week with 118.2 million in audience. But since it couldn't jump ahead this week, the result is that our entire top six remained the same from last week and I'm wondering when something is going to come around to shake things up because songs No. 2 through No. 5 have all been there for quite some time. It's time for a change! 

7- "No Tears Left to Cry" - Ariana Grande (+3) -- Ariana debuted high at No. 3, but then spent two weeks at the No. 10 spot, which had me really nervous that the song was going to lose traction and slip out altogether. Thus I was quite relieved this week when I saw it rising three spots up to No. 7. That means the song might actually stick around in the top 10, which is a great thing in my books. Ariana also performed this song at the BBMAs on Sunday, which means it could be getting a decent boost next week.

8- "Look Alive" - BlocBoy JB featuring Drake (-1) -- It's nice to see this song fall one spot, but it needs to be falling faster as it's really annoying how much traction this song has had as it never deserved to be here in the first place. And it certainly has nothing to do with BlocBoy JB, but only because Drake got featured on the song.

9- "Never Be the Same" - Camila Cabello (-1) -- I'm becoming increasingly nervous that this song isn't going to be able to maintain much more momentum in the top 10. Perhaps the BBMAs would've been a good time to boost it up a bit more, but instead of performing this song, Camila performed a mashup of "Havana" and "Sangria Wine," the latter being her duet with Pharrell Williams that has not yet debuted. But perhaps it will debut next week after this performance.

10- "Perfect" - Ed Sheeran (-1) -- This song has been in the top 10 for 27 weeks now. I mention that because I'm guessing this will be the final week since there's some real competition right now just below the top 10 for the first time in a while. After this many weeks, I've still maintained my enjoyment of the song, so that's a good compliment. At the same time, though, Ed has had a great run and I will appreciate more variety in the top 10. We don't get enough of that with how the Hot 100's formula is currently set up. 

Rising on the Hot 100:




11- "Boo'd Up" - Ella Mai (+6) -- It's been very impressive watching this song shoot up the charts over the last several weeks. With how much momentum it's had, I would be shocked if it didn't crack the top 10 next week. In fact, a part of me was wondering if it would get there this week. And it almost did.

12- "Walk It Talk It" - Migos featuring Drake (+2) -- Migos and Drake collaborating just sounds like a home run hit in terms of sales and streaming when it comes to today's hip-hop dominated charts, but I've been glad that so far this song has only managed one week in the top 10. It's now coming real close to sneaking back in for another run, but I would love it if it stalled out again and started falling back down. 

15- "Heaven" - Kane Brown (+5) -- I'm genuinely curious about this song. I never dreamed that Kane Brown would be able to crack the top 15 and threaten to even go top 10. Even the best country songs usually peak around the 20's or 30's, with the occasional one sneaking into the teens. And that's not counting songs like "Meant to Be" that are country pop instead of simply country. I'm not so sure how I feel about this specific song going top 10, but there's worse things that have happened in the country world. Like that atrocity that was "Body Like a Back Road."  

16- "Friends" - Marshmello & Anne-Marie (+5) -- This is the highest career peak for Marshmello and I hope he continues to set new marks in the coming weeks. It's been a long journey for this song as it's slowly climbed up the charts, but I would love it if it could sneak into the top 10 as it would be a welcome presence. 

18- "Pray for Me" - The Weeknd & Kendrick Lamar (+4) -- Leftovers from the "Black Panther" DVD release? Probably. But in a perfect world this would use that momentum to catch a second wind on the charts and go back to the top 10 that way we can continue to have good rap songs in the top 10 if that's going to continue being a thing. 

20- "In My Blood" - Shawn Mendes (+7) -- Shawn Mendes is once again on the verge of hitting the top 10 as he gets top 20 this week and also performed at the BBMAs on Sunday that should be enough to at least push him close to a top 10 entry. And do you know what? I've been a lot angrier in the past at a Shawn Mendes song doing well. This song isn't particularly great and the other two songs he's done this year, "Lost in Japan" and last week's "Youth," are a bit better. But this is decent entry.

25- "Wait" - Maroon 5 (+5) -- I don't believe that Maroon 5 has quite enough momentum to push this song much higher on the charts. It's already been a lengthy journey for this song that hasn't resulted in Maroon 5's success of the previous years, so I don't know how much this has left in the tank before it starts falling back down.

27- "SAD!" - XXXTENTACION (+7) -- I'm really upset that we're continuing to give this song a second life after it spent two weeks in the top 10 earlier this year. Let's hope that the momentum sputters and dies before it gets much higher.

35- "One Number Away" - Luke Combs (+9) -- This is more along the lines of where a good-performing country song ends up as Kane Brown's "Heaven" is proving to be more of an anomaly. But can Luke Combs get higher, too?  

36- "Delicate" - Taylor Swift (+10) -- Another top 40 hit for Taylor Swift. And after she went through so much drama with "reputation" and it looked like she was going to sputter out, it's great seeing her find a song that appears to be gaining real traction as opposed to traction based solely on hype. She deserves the success.

39- "One Kiss" - Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa (+10) -- I hold onto hope that this can be a good summer hit. Maybe by late June or July this will be soaring on the charts after being blasted on everyone's radios.

40- "Japan" - Famous Dex (+8) -- This guy is making me nervous. I think this song has been slightly unstable, and thus I was hoping for it to sputter out because it has no value, but now it seems to have regained its traction and I'm not happy about it.

44- "Stir Fry" - Migos (+6) -- Is this rising out of default with Post Malone's songs continuing to die out? Possibly. This is the only Migos song that I have been able to tolerate and somewhat enjoy, but it had a really good chart life, so this won't be continuing to rise, I don't think.

45- "KOD" - J. Cole (+7) -- The rest of J. Cole's album has almost all died out, but he's probably happy to see something recover and start rising up. For me, though, "KOD" is NOT the track that I want to see do well from his new album. 

47- "Love Lies" - Khalid & Normani (+7) -- How about this for a sleeper hit? I feel that Normani has potential for a good solo career if that's the direction she decides to go. I mean, Fifth Harmony is practically dead as a group and Camila has proven that perhaps solo careers for the girls can lead to even greater success. Using this song as a vehicle for that success can definitely work out for Normani. And the two of them performed this at the BBMAs, so this is another candidate to get a good boost next week.

53- "Done for Me" - Charlie Puth featuring Kehlani (+21) -- I've been really nice to Shawn Mendes recently as he appears to be coming around with his musical quality. I'm not ready to be nice to Charlie Puth, yet, because this song is another dud for me. But that probably doesn't mean anything because pop radio has a mad crush on this man, so this is another song of his that they're probably going to overplay to death which will help it have a great chart life.

61- "I Like Me Better" - Lauv (+11) -- Is it weird that I totally forgot about this song? It debuted back in February and I enjoyed it, but then it kinda disappeared. But I gave it a re-listen and was instantly reminded why I found this to be a fun song. Now if we could push this into the mainstream, it could add more life to the Hot 100.  

66- "OTW" - Khalid, Ty Dolla $ign & 6LACK (+15) -- I really wish there was a version of this song that had no Ty Dolla $ign or 6LACK, because Khalid has a great groove with the main chorus of the song. If he collaborated with someone who could equal that groove, I could be happier about this song having success. As is, I suppose I'm not upset. There could be worse songs out there rising on the charts. 

70- "I Lived It" - Blake Shelton (+15) -- Not as much country rising on the charts this week, but we do have Blake Shelton getting a good boost. Because, you know, he's Blake Shelton. And this song kinda works, which means country radio will love it.

72- "Sit Next to Me" - Foster the People (+11) -- I was wondering if this Foster the People song was going to do anything. We haven't seen this group on the charts in a while, so as a comeback single this could've used a lot more fire to it like "Pumped Up Kicks." But it's a good radio filler song, so I'll accept it if it decides to gain real traction.

86- "Mercy" - Brett Young (+11) -- I can't be angry at seeing Brett Young rise on the charts. Country radio loves him and usually for good reason. But for me there's been a lot better from him. I don't know if I'm going to remember this song.

87- "Red Roses" - Lil Skies featuring Landon Cube (+12) -- I can be angry at seeing Lil Skies rise. But with this only being at No. 87, there's certainly no reason to panic.

New Arrivals:




46- "Shoota" - Playboi Carti featuring Lil Uzi Vert -- I'm really upset that the top debuting song of the week is a Playboi Carti song. Although with his album "Die Lit" having dropped recently, I suppose I can be happy that I only have to cover one song from it and not the whole thing. This song starts with Lil Uzi going on an extended rant about stealing your girl and spending all this time with her, which is followed by Playboi Carti telling us not to mess with him because he has his shooters from various gangs. He also tells us that he's going to rob a bank and then in the verse he tells us how he loves his money, he loves his guns and he's going to sleep with your girl. It's a mercifully short song at two and a half minutes and feels mostly harmless. It's just generic rap from two thugs who barely know how to rap and aren't worth anything because you're not going to remember this song of there's once it goes away.

49- "Yes Indeed" - Lil Baby & Drake -- Drake has found another friend rapper to give an undeserved boost to. He really needs to stop collaborating with people like BlocBoy JB and Lil Baby because otherwise the rest of the world wouldn't know about these guys and no one have to put up with their nonsense. Now listen, I enjoy both "God's Plan" and "Nice for What," meaning Drake has potential to be interesting. But this song just feels like Drake lost a bet and was forced to collaborate with this dude because he starts it off and it just sounds like he's bored as he gives a lazy, phoned-in verse that means nothing. Then Lil Baby comes in while mumbling and slurring his words and phrases while saying generic rap stuff. So let's just not give this song any attention because if it ends up as high as "Look Alive," I'm going to throw a fit.

50- "Back to You" - Selena Gomez -- Shortly after Ariana shows back up on the charts, we now have Selena giving us a new song. Although I'm not sure this is indicative of a new album for Selena as this is a song from the second season of "13 Reasons Why," of which Selena is an executive producer for. I have a lot of thoughts on this season, because yes, I am halfway through, but I honestly don't know if I've heard this song come up yet. Maybe it did and I didn't think twice because I wasn't looking for it, but whatever the case is, I don't know the context here. I can make a guess, though, because the lyrics have Selena being with someone else, but unable to stop thinking of the person she was with previously. This could be a reference to Clay on the show being with his new girlfriend Skye, but yet not being able to stop thinking about Hannah, who has committed suicide. That's a logical guess, but again, I don't know. Thus if we ignore "13 Reasons" and see this as a solo song, this works pretty well for me. The lyrics are simple enough, but it has an upbeat tempo and a catchy groove that reminds me of "It Ain't Me" and "Wolves." Selena has a really good voice that has matured over the years, thus helping her evolve a mature singer who has really impressed me recently. With this being a soundtrack song, I don't know if it will be pushed like a regular single, but I would love to see it find success and do well on its own outside the show.

74- "Lucid Dreams" - Juice WRLD -- I have no idea where this Juice WRLD guy came from, but he has two songs on the charts this week thanks to a recent album called "Goodbye & Good Riddance" that's doing really well at the moment. On the album, he spends the whole thing venting about a hard breakup. I'm usually pretty harsh on new rappers that show up out of nowhere because most of the time they are crap. And I was ready to do the exact same to this guy while be nervous about covering both tracks. But then I pressed play and was rather surprised at this. This whole song is very melancholy with it's beat and instrumentation. Listening to a version without the lyrics would successfully make me sad on its own, but this guy has actual talent. He has the right tempo with the song and great flow as he vents to us how genuinely sad this breakup has made him. Most rap like this come completely void of emotion, but this one is packed with it as the song makes me feel genuinely bad for this guy as he tells me he thought this girl was the one, but then realized he was thinking with his heart and not his brain. She found someone else and now he's just haunted by her as he realizes that he has to figure out how to replace her, which is easier said than done because he both loves her and hates her at the same time. Then we have the stinger of "Who knew evil girls have the prettiest face?" Ouch. This guy genuinely has me intrigued.  

77- "Me Niego" - Reik featuring Ozuna & Wisin -- It seems we always have to have our obligatory new Latino song on the charts. I have no problem with that as long as they are good songs, which most of the recent ones have not been. This one is fine, though. I learned via Google Translate that "Me Niego" translates to "Me Him," which had me really confused until I realized that said translation was from Polish. Switching that over to Spanish and instead we have "I Refuse," which makes a lot more sense. My brief examination of the lyrics leads me to conclude that this song is about Reik refusing to believe that their relationship is over as he feels brokenhearted. Mostly, though, I stick to analyzing the music itself and when Reik is in, he has a great voice that matches this theme of sadness over a broken relationship rather well. And I actually wish that the song was only him because when he was up, I was enjoying. But there was a lot of switching back and forth between and Ozuna. When Ozuna comes on, it seems like there's less emotion and more just generic Latino music. Wisin doesn't come in until the end, but his fast Latino rap sounds way out of left and doesn't fit the tone of the other two at all. So overall, this song is unbalanced and lopsided due to the three singers stepping on each others' feet, but Reik is really good.

91- "Lust" - Lil Skies -- Another Lil Skies song has crossed over to the Hot 100. His other two songs that debuted back in January were "Nowadays" and "Red Roses," the latter of which jumped up to No. 87 on the charts this week. Long story short with those songs is that I don't like them. All three songs are a part of his new album "Life of a Dark Rose," which I certainly don't care to check out after these three singles from it. "Lust" feels very square and block on the verses with little flow as he rambles about stealing your girl, doing his drugs and bragging about his riches. Then on the chorus he admits that it's all a lot of lust and not a lot of love. Yeah, we got that. Such is the case with all rappers who can only rap about money, jewelry, riches, sex and fame. Now go away and leave the rest of us alone.

92- "All Girls Are the Same" - Juice WRLD --  After being pleasantly surprised by "Lucid Dreams," I was actually intrigued to check out "All Girls Are the Same" to see if this guy could impress me twice in one sitting. Unfortunately this isn't quite as sharp and emotional as "Lucid Dreams," but I still like this guy's style of rap better than most. He's not going too fast or too slow. It seems like a perfect pace. He's not mumbling with his rap or dropping generic lyrics that mean nothing. He's coherent and it sounds like he's rapping about stuff that he cares about. But this specific song has less weight to it than the other one and clinging onto the mindset that all girls are the same is not the best philosophy to have in life, even though admittedly he might be saying it more out of frustration. But the backdrop to this song is less interesting and his lyrics are more repetitive, so I kinda got bored halfway through. But still not a bad outing on the charts this week for Juice WRLD. I'll take him over most of the untalented rappers out there.

Thursday, May 17, 2018

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - May 19, 2018

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "This is America" - Childish Gambino (new) -- With Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover, debuting at No. 1, that gives us back-to-back-to-back No. 1 debuts. The last time we had a triple feature like that was back in 1995 with Mariah Carey's "Fantasy," Whitney Houston's "Exhale" and Carey and Boyz II Men's "One Sweet Day." Believe it or not, this is only Glover's fifth appearance on the Hot 100 and his first three songs peaked at No. 64, No. 86 and No. 68 respectively before he broke out with "Redbone," which peaked at No. 12 last year. So "This is America" is both his first top 10 entry and his first No. 1 hit, getting there after 65.3 million U.S. streams, which is mostly due to the music video that has garnered a lot of attention, and 78,000 sales. With radio being nonexistent at this point and sales taking a normal second week hit, it'll be up to that streaming to determine if Gambino can hold off Drake again next week. Regardless of what happens next week, with this No. 1 debut combined with his upcoming role of Lando in the new "Solo" movie and his already strong presence on TV with the likes of "Community" and "Atlanta," it's safe to say that 2018 is the year we officially knighted Donald Glover as a multifaceted superstar.

2- "Nice for What" - Drake (-1) -- After a combined total of 15 weeks at No. 1, Drake has finally ceded the top spot to someone else. But I wouldn't rule out a return to the top spot if Glover's song ends up being more frontloaded as a social commentary track rather than a traditional single. If Glover does get consistent streaming and finds a radio audience with his song, then that could stay there for a while. But speaking of radio, "Nice for What" has now broken into the top 10 on radio with 72 million. Add that to already consistent streaming and this song is going to stick around in the top five for a while regardless of what Glover does.

3- "God's Plan" - Drake (=) -- Continuing with Drake, in my opinion it would now be appropriate for him to release "Nice for What." He could've celebrated 14 weeks at No. 1 with this song and after two weeks of being topped by other acts, he then could've taken that top spot back and had "Nice for What" lead for possibly longer than just four weeks. But it is what it is. The silver lining for Drake if he really doesn't care about records that he could've set is that both of these songs are remaining consistent in the top five. With "Nice for What" rising fast on the radio, it would make sense to me that "God's Plan" eventually starts falling down unless the radio decides to keep playing both tracks given that "God's Plan" is still No. 3 on radio while "Nice for What" claims No. 8.

4- "Psycho" - Post Malone featuring Ty Dolla $ign (-2) -- With Post Malone's album bomb officially in the rear view mirror, I can now rest comfortably knowing that "Psycho" will never go No. 1 as it falls back down to the bottom half of the top five. Unfortunately, though, this also just hit the top 10 on the radio, meaning that it's going to be here for a while. I'm hoping that it can at least drop out of the top five sooner rather than later.

5- "Meant to Be" - Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line (-1) -- I was hoping that this song would've broken out a bit higher and claimed that No. 1 spot, even if only for a week or two, but ultimately the hill was too big to climb. But all is well because this still is looking like it could be one of the top songs of 2018 given that it's stayed in the top five for 10 weeks now. It did officially give up it's lead on radio this week to the song in the Hot 100 right below it, but its lead on the Hot Country Songs chart extends to 24 weeks.

6- "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey (-1) -- Despite a fall from No. 5 back down to No. 6, "The Middle" is now our leader on radio, which is the first time any of these artists have been No. 1 on radio. The radio numbers have peaked at this point, meaning it got here thanks to "Meant to Be" falling a lot harder this week, which also means the two songs could flip-flop in top 10, sending "The Middle" back to No. 5.

7- "Look Alive" - BlocBoy JB featuring Drake (+2) -- I'm really confused as to why this song is still around. I mean, I get it. Drake. But this is such a dumb song that I have no idea why it's remained in anyone's streaming playlist for this long. I'm also not surprised that it jumped two spots with J. Cole and Post Malone's album bombs officially out of the way. But I'm hoping that it can now fall out and stay out.

8- "Never Be the Same" - Camila Cabello (-2) -- Camila survived the drop in sales this week after her song was boosted last week with a new Kane Brown remix. Now I'm hoping that it can gain traction and make its way back up. Given that the four or five songs directly above it aren't that strong at the moment, I would really like it if this can take advantage of the moment and ride its radio momentum to a top five spot and camp out there like "Havana" did.

9- "Perfect" - Ed Sheeran (+3) -- Ed Sheeran was kicked out by J. Cole and Post Malone the last two weeks, but now that those two are gone and no one else felt like stepping up to the plate, I'm not at all surprised to see this song back in the top 10. I'm not sure how long it's going to last, though, which makes me slightly nervous given our current selection of songs at No. 11 through 15 that you'll see in the rising songs section in a bit.

10- "No Tears Left to Cry" - Ariana Grande (=) -- Well, I can at least be happy that Ariana managed to stay in the top 10, but I would really prefer if it started to get some positive momentum, meaning mostly that it would be nice if the radio woke up and started playing it more because it's still down at No. 19 on radio and not climbing super fast, which could result in it tumbling out of the top 10, making me really sad.


Rising on the Hot 100:





11- "Freaky Friday" - Lil Dicky featuring Chris Brown (+2) -- It was great to see this song get pushed out of the top 10 and it's also great to see that it failed to go back to the top 10 this week after the Hot 100 resets itself following the two album bombs in the last two weeks. Speaking of which, we have nearly a third of the Hot 100 landing in this section this week, so let's go through all of it fairly quickly.

12- "Whatever It Takes" - Imagine Dragons (+9) -- Unfortunately Imagine Dragons had a lot of momentum even during the album bomb weeks, meaning that I knew this would soar pretty high as its currently the No. 5 song on the radio, because apparently boring Imagine Dragons songs are now radio magnets, making me glad that the speakers in my car still don't work because I would hate the work of constantly dodging this song.

14- "Walk It Talk It" - Migos featuring Drake (+4) -- I was upset that this song was in the top 10 for a week and was glad that it immediately left. Given that it's Drake teaming up with Migos and everything that Drake has been touching has turned to gold, it's surprising that it only last a week in the top 10. But I'm not complaining.

15- "Mine" - Bazzi (+4) -- I think we've dodged a huge bullet here. This song has been looming in the teens for quite a while and I've been nervous that it would sneak into the top 10, but so far it hasn't. I'm crossing my fingers that said losing streak continues as we don't need this useless, partial song doing anymore damage. Bazzi also released a full album during this success and I'm glad that, for the moment, none of his other songs have crossed over. I suppose we'll deal with them if they do come, but for now I'm content with making this guy a one-hit wonder.

17- "Boo'd Up" - Ella Mai (+20) -- This was another song that shot up pretty higher during the album bombs, so I'm not surprised to see it crack the top 20 with another huge gain this week. If this moment continues to build, I won't be surprised if this is in the top 10 sooner rather than later.

18- "I Like It" - Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin (+4) -- This was supposed to be Cardi B's big single, yet she has only managed to get two weeks in the top 10 and now it's struggling to get back. This wasn't the worst song from the album, but I'm still happy that it's struggling to find success for the long term because it's still not that great of a song.

19- "Chun-Li" - Nicki Minaj (+31) -- And speaking of pleasurable experiences with songs' failures, Nicki having little luck with her two singles also makes me happy. It only got a huge jump this week because Nicki timed the music video release rather well so that the song could get an extra boost at the same time that Post Malone's song fell out. But this won't be sticking around. At least I hope not.

20- "Heaven" - Kane Brown (+8) -- The top country gainer of the week goes to Kane Brown. I suppose I'm not upset at this, but I also have no excitement either. This is around where normal country songs peak at their absolute best, so I don't envision this getting much higher. And it still has a lot of work to do if it's going to catch "Meant to Be" on the Hot Country Songs as "Meant to Be" has now gone 24 weeks at No. 1 on that list, which is second longest in the history of that chart.

22- "Pray for Me" - The Weeknd & Kendrick Lamar (+8) -- In a world where streaming is taking over the Billboard charts, why can't a collaboration between The Weeknd and Kendrick Lamar have had more success? I know it was in the top 10 for six weeks, but it couldn't even crack top five and at the moment it's the radio keeping it alive, not streaming, as this is No. 6 on the radio charts this week. I also wonder if the DVD release of "Black Panther" had anything to do with this song's bump this week.

26- "Plug Walk" - Rich the Kid (+5) -- Get this guy out of here. I'm glad that this song hasn't hit top 10 and I would prefer that we keep it that way.

27- "In My Blood" - Shawn Mendes (+9) -- The year 2018 has not seen Shawn Mendes crack the top 10 yet, which is kind of an ironic twist of events given that his recent releases are a significant improvement over his previous crap that the radio drooled all over. I would still prefer it if "Lost in Japan" were his song to perform well instead of this one, but we'll see if this has any power to do anything in the weeks to come.

28- "Powerglide" - Rae Sremmurd & Juicy J (+11) -- If you want to know a really funny story, Rae Sremmurd had a triple album released titled "SR3MM," which consisted of an album from the two of them together as well as solo albums from both Swae Lee and Slim Jxmmi. That release date was on May 4, meaning it was supposed to impact the charts this week. Out of a potential of 27 songs, they got exactly ZERO to chart this week. In fact, this was the only song that managed to even rise on the charts from the songs they previously released to promote the album. That's an epic failure on their part that means I don't even have to talk about any of it. Except for this song, which I actually find quite catchy. At least when Rae Sremmurd is at the mic.

30- "Wait" - Maroon 5 (+8) -- It's been a while since Maroon 5 has been in the top 10. They once had a string of eight straight top 10 entries, ranging from "Moves Like Jagger" to "Sugar," but the album "Red Pill Blues" hasn't been very friendly to them comparatively, which is good. Let's keep it that way. Maroon 5 has been crap for a long time and it would be nice to see that bland mediocrity finally catch up to them.

33- "You Make It Easy" - Jason Aldean (+8) -- This is the other big country gainer this week, following Kane Brown's "Heaven." And I don't really care much for either of them.

34- "SAD!" - XXXTENTACION (+26) -- What is this song doing rising 26 spots. I can see a bit of a boost after the after effects of Post Malone, but I was happy seeing this song fade away after it annoyingly spent two weeks in the top 10. Let's send it back away.

35- "All the Stars" - Kendrick Lamar & SZA (+14) -- I guess the "Black Panther" DVD release did boost both its major singles as "Pray for Me" and "All the Stars" saw success. I'm happy with that. But it also probably means this won't last, which is a shame because I think both are good songs.

36- "Dame Tu Cosita" - El Chombo (+7) -- Why is this song still rising? Make it go away! At least it only jumped seven spots this week compared to its 38-spot jump last week.

37- "Ric Flair Drip" - Offset & Metro Boomin (+8) -- For a while I was nervous that this song would do something. I'm glad that it's mostly fizzled out now.

41- "Te Bote" - Casper Magico, Nio Garcia, Darell, Nicky Jam, Ozuna & Bad Bunny (+23) -- There's a lot of Latino songs that are worth something. Why are "Dame Tu Cosita" and this still rising? Make them both go away!

42- "X" - Nicky Jam & J Balvin (+10) -- That's a third useless Latino song rising on the charts. At least this one seems like it doesn't have a ton of momentum.

43- "Dura" - Daddy Yankee (+11) -- Let's make this song a hit and kick out those previous three Latino songs. This is the only one of the bunch that's worth something.

44- "One Number Away" - Luke Combs (+21) -- I'd take this song over Kane Brown and Jason Aldean, but I'm still not madly in love with this.

46- "Delicate" - Taylor Swift (+10) -- I honestly thought "Delicate" got lost in the madness the past two weeks and was going to drop out, so I'm pleasantly surprised to see it jump back into the top 50 this week. Now if it could start gaining real traction that would be great, because it's the Taylor Swift song from "reputation" that everyone seems to agree on being good, so let's reward Taylor for that.

47- "Overdose" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again (+30) -- Seeing YoungBoy get a huge boost is really frustrating. We're STILL trying to make this guy a thing? Although the positive things about this is that this boost comes from his album release, meaning it will hopefully fall back down next week. The good thing about said album release is that it only got him one new song to debut and that was at No. 98.

48- "Japan" - Famous Dex (+7) -- Shawn Mendes couldn't get his Japan song to do anything, but this much more atrocious Japan song is still finding success. At least this isn't higher. It got beat around quite a bit these past few weeks after seeing a huge surge prior to that. Now if it can officially go away that would be great.

49- "One Kiss" - Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa (+12) -- A lot of madness this week, but here's a song that I would like to see do well. I feel like it would do really well as a summer jam on the radio, so let's make it happen!

55- "Tequila" - Dan + Shay (+20) -- Another country song not worth caring about. I hear comments about people actually liking this duo, but so far I haven't caught the vibe.

70- "Get Along" - Kenny Chesney (+14) -- File this along with the Luke Combs song. It's not an awful country song. In fact, it's better than most others this week. But I'm still not impressed enough to care that much.

71- "Up Down" - Morgan Wallen featuring Florida Georgia Line (+12) -- A lot of country recovering this week if you couldn't tell. This is an annoying country song that I would actually love to see burn and die, so let's not make this a thing.

76- "For the First Time" - Darius Rucker (+14) -- This is honestly probably the best country song that rose high this week. It's the only one worth listening to, so if I had to pick one, I'd pick this one to do well. But I will admit that Darius Rucker has done better.

87- "Everything's Gonna Be Alright" - David Lee Murphy & Kenny Chesney (+10) -- I want to like this song because it has a good title and good intentions. But all I can do is sing the Bob Marley sing whenever I see that title as opposed to remembering how this one goes. I don't think that's a very good sign.


New Arrivals:





1- "This is America" - Childish Gambino -- I glanced over the lyrics to this about a week ago when it was released, but didn't listen to it. I will say I was slightly nervous when I noticed that Young Thug, BlocBoy JB, Slim Jxmmi, 21 Savage and Quavo were attached to this song. I was ready to be annoyed especially since I've appreciated Donald Glover as his Childish Gambino musical alter ego more than I've loved him, but I didn't immediately listen to the song until I saw it debuted at No. 1 earlier this week. Then I went straight to the video that had a ton of buzz and I found myself enjoying it. There was a dude sitting on a chair, playing a guitar with a gospel choir in the background. Then we see Glover dancing fairly relaxingly when he comes in with his intro while the lyrics are talking about partying and dancing. This was a fairly chill song that was surprising me. Then out of the blue...

BAM!!!!!

Glover took out a gun and shot the guy sitting on the chair in the head. The guy had a white bag over his head when he was shot and Glover shot him while in the Jim Crow pose. He then carefully hands the gun over to a younger teen, who makes sure not to touch the gun itself, but takes it with a red cloth. You've got my attention, Mr. Glover! For the rest of the song, we bounced back and forth from this relaxing party music to the dark verses. In the meantime, Glover his often dancing in the forefront with a group of people while a whole ton of stuff is happening in the background. The more you watch the video, the more that you notice that you didn't see the first time, making for one of the most fascinating music videos I've seen in a long time with so much political, social commentary about the state of America or specifically the role of black people.

The challenge with this is that if I isolate the song from the video and try to pretend that I had no clue of the context of the video, which some might go in without, the song doesn't have quite the same effect as it takes a bit more thinking to figure out what's going on while the video itself definitely makes things abundantly clear. The biggest example is that there's no gunshot sound in the audio only version if you download it on Apple Music or other streaming services. Without the gunshots and the context, it's not quite the same. So do I judge this based on song only or do I judge the video plus the song? I normally try not to let a music video effect my opinion of a song, but in this case I say you HAVE to keep them together because that's how you're going to get the full experience here in what Glover is trying to say and show. It's like listening to a movie soundtrack before watching the movie. Yeah, you can enjoy it. But it's often enhanced by knowing the context of what it was written for. Given that Glover is an actor in addition to being a musician, what he's doing with his dancing and acting in the video is just as important, if not more so, than the lyrics that he's singing. So judging the whole package, Glover has put together something poignant and thought-provoking in regards to today's America and for that I'm giving him a resounding applause.

16- "Watch" - Travis Scott featuring Lil Uzi Vert & Kanye West -- I spent so much time on "This is America" this week that I almost forgot, or didn't care, that we have seven other songs to get to. And that's apparent here given how much I just wrote about "This is America" versus how much time I plan on spending on these other songs. I certainly don't care about a Travis Scott collaboration with Lil Uzi Vert and Kanye West. The intro to this song is interesting as it's a news clip covering the last day that a theme park called AstroWorld was opened. Travis is apparently upset that said theme park got torn down in favor of more apartment spaces, so that's the motivation behind this upcoming album, which he's titled "Astroworld." Despite that interesting opening clip and somewhat fascinating explanation, this song has absolutely nothing to do with that theme park. The three of these guys are just comparing their Rolexes while sharing stories of how rich they are, how they have so much money that they get bored counting it all day and the different girls they are sleeping with, sometimes just an hour after meeting them. This sounds like an album I want nothing to do with.

58- "Beautiful Crazy" - Luke Combs -- The first of two new country songs, that come in addition to all of the rising country songs, sees Luke Combs nearly getting two top 50 songs this week. While I don't think either song is awful, I'd put this as the lesser of the two uninteresting Luke Combs songs. This track comes in towards the end of his deluxe album "This One's for You Too" released this year that I don't care to listen to and has him singing a generic song about a girl. She's crazy and unpredictable, but it's the type of crazy that he finds beautiful. He makes sure that he's extra twangy in the song while stretching out his lyrics to probably attempt to sound romantic, but ends up just boring me. If country girls are swooned by this, then that's fantastic. But listening to it made me personally just want to fall asleep.

65- "Youth" - Shawn Mendes featuring Khalid -- I've been really hard on Shawn Mendes over the years and thus part of me going into this week, knowing that we had a new Shawn Mendes song, wanted to try to be nice to him for a change. Then I did the rising songs section and was reminded that I was nice to him with his recent two singles "In My Blood" and "Lost in Japan" from just over a month ago. That means I'm feeling extra charitable towards this kid. After listening, I initially thought it was just another love song about a girl that broke Shawn's heart, yet he was determined that she wasn't going to take his youth away by breaking his soul. Because of this, I was confused as to why Khalid was on this song with both of them singing to this same girl. But there's one line that suggests that this is about something more, when Shawn says he reads the headlines and is heartbroken because of the devastation in the world. Turns out that he wrote this shortly after the terrorist attacks in Manchester and London as he was touring in Europe at the time. Suddenly that adds a whole new meaning to the song in talking about terrorist attacks that broke his heart. Thus the more somber feel to it adds a bit of weight to the song and Khalid joining in makes perfect sense. My biggest issue, though, is that the lyrics are a bit thin. This was an opportunity for Shawn to go into more depth with what he was feeling after these attacks that could've hit this one home, but he decides to keep it ultra simple, thus is a slight missed opportunity, but is still decent for Shawn Mendes standards.

74- "Done for Me" - Charlie Puth featuring Kehlani -- Why is it that Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth always seem to go together. You can't get a song from one without the other being close behind or on the same week. Unlike Mendes, though, I was feeling less charitable towards Puth even though I've been just as mean in the past. I don't know, maybe mindset going into a song can be a key influence, but this song does nothing for me. While Mendes is somberly singing about how terrorist attacks broke his heart, Puth actually does have another empty love song on his docket here. This time he's mad at this girl because he's given it his all in this relationship, but yet claims that she's done nothing for him. But then Kehlani comes in, playing the voice of the girl, claiming that she's confused about these accusations because she has done a lot for him and suddenly I feel I'm caught in the middle of an argument between a bitter couple that I don't want to be a part of, so I solved the matter and quit the song. There's no direction or point to. He's just yelling at this girl and quite frankly he sounds like the arrogant one that needs to shut his face and grow up.

80- "Gucci Flip Flops" - Bhad Babie featuring Lil Yachty -- I thought we were done with this girl? Literally the only reason she got famous is because she threw a tantrum on Dr. Phil and some moron remixed it into a song that went viral and crossed over onto the Billboard charts. That apparently inspired her to start a rap career and because we don't care about quality in today's age, we're going to accept her into the community? Listen, let the girl rap if she wants. That's her choice. But since she is an arrogant young girl with zero talent, let's have us as a public ignore her and she'll disappear into obscurity where she belongs. But no, now Lil Yachty is collaborating with her and she has another hit on her hands. Because this is 2018's America. Where a 20-year-old male rapper is joining forces with a girl who just turned turned 15 to sing about super expensive flip flops and other riches that they accumulated. Then Lil Yachty throws in a line where he can't sleep with the girl because she has her virginity because then she'll be into him, which I hope is Yachty talking about a different random girl because it would be a BIG problem if that was directed at Danielle. Again, she just barely turned 15. I can only cross my fingers that this goes away after a week or two at most.

97- "Mercy" - Brett Young -- The second of two new country songs this week. This is the one I was looking forward to because I liked both of Brett Young's songs from last year, "Like I Loved You" and "In Case You Didn't Know." The latter song especially had a lot of emotion to it because Brett sounded honest and genuine, despite being fairly simple. It made for a good love song. But I suppose not every song can be a home run because I was a lot less into "Mercy." It's another simple love song. But there's a lot less energy and passion behind it. "In Case You Didn't Know" has Brett nervously expressing his love to this girl for the first time while "Mercy" has him begging her to either break his heart or accept as he begs for mercy from her. I suppose there's an arc to that. But I don't know. I just didn't feel it this time around.

98- "Preach" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again -- I could be angry at seeing yet another YoungBoy song debut on the charts, but instead I'm choosing to be happy. Why? Not because this song is worth anything. But because YoungBoy also released a new album, but could only manage to get one song to debut and that itself barely even made it at No. 98. The only other thing it did was skyrocket "Overdose" up 30 spots. About "Preach," yeah I don't know. "Overdose" wasn't as bad as some of his other songs, like "Diamond Samurai," even though that's not saying much. "Preach" is. I don't even know why it's titled "Preach" outside the fact that he starts out by saying he thinks he turned the preacher's daughter bad. But then he rambles on without much groove or flow about a whole bunch of nonsense that doesn't have any focus or theme to it. Not that I could pick out anyways. So I'm certainly glad I dodged a bullet by not having to cover any other new songs from the album.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - May 12, 2018

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "Nice for What" - Drake (=) -- It's the fourth week for Drake's "Nice for What" at No. 1 and it seems like we're closer Drake being dethroned from this top spot as his two songs have combined to reign for 15 weeks straight now. We do have a new runner-up this week thanks to Post Malone's new album giving "Psycho" a huge boost, meaning had Drake not dethroned himself, "God's Plan" would've ended its run at No. 1 at 14 weeks. Although with Post fixing to crash back down next week, things might adjust right back to where they were last week for Drake come next week. I'm not sure what the exact margins were this week for Drake and Post, but "Psycho" was remarkably close to jumping to No. 1. Drake got 48.5 million U.S. streams compared to Post's 47.8 million. Drake is No. 11 on radio songs this week while Post is No. 12. Both songs are awful on sales, but Kworb estimated Drake got 29,000 with Post at 27,000. Billboard reported that the official number for Drake was 28,000, so that might have been really close, too. Again, don't expect Post to jump ahead next week as those streaming numbers will come crashing down next week. Do be on the lookout for Childish Gambino's "This is America," which is currently estimated by Kworb to debut with 94,000 in sales, which is right around where Ariana debuted with last week when she entered at No. 3. If the Streaming number for Gambino is high, he could enter at No. 1. With Gambino, aka Donald Glover, also set to star as Lando in the upcoming "Solo" movie, could he have a No. 1 hit on the Billboard charts while starring in the No. 1 hit at the box office? That would be cool. I don't know if that's ever happened.

2- "Psycho" - Post Malone (+3) -- I discussed this song at length just barely as Post's new album nearly boosted this song to No. 1 this week, but fell just short. It was at No. 5 last week, so I'm expecting it to fall back down to No. 5 next week. And hopefully further. It's time for Post Malone to get out of the top 10 altogether, but I suppose we'll see how much residual holdover he gets from the album next week.

3- "God's Plan" - Drake (-1) -- Could the fall for Drake's "God's Plan" finally begin. After 14 weeks in the top two, it seems like this song is finally starting to bleed out. It could go back to No. 2 next week. Or it could stay at No. 3 if Childish Gambino's streaming numbers are super high. Despite the peak at radio and continually diminishing streaming numbers, I'm sure said numbers will still be good enough to keep this around for a while longer since nothing else seems to want to enter the top five.

4- "Meant to Be" - Bebe Rexha & Florida Georgia Line (=) -- With a slight bit of shuffling in the top five this week, Bebe and FGL wind up stuck at No. 4 still, despite Ariana's tumble out of the top five. This is because Post jumped up, as I've mentioned a few times now. "Meant to Be" still rules on radio, but it dropped a bit again this week, down to 130 million in total audience, meaning if any song has a desire to start performing well, this current top five is fairly weak. I keep thinking we're about ready for a major turnover, but no song seems to want to step up to the plate, so that might not happen.

5- "The Middle" - Zedd, Maren Morris & Grey (+2) -- After being pushed down by J. Cole and Ariana last week, it's nice to see Zedd and Maren back in the top five. I wouldn't say this song is super incredible and memorable, but I still find it to be a fun enough song. It's clinging onto that No. 2 spot on the radio, which is why it's been able to remain consistent on the charts. I mean, pop radio has nothing else to play, so they might as well just keep the same rotation spinning until someone starts releasing new songs.

6- "Never Be the Same" - Camila Cabello (+7) -- There's lots of anger to be had with Post Malone's new album poisoning our new arrivals section, but this entry into the top 10 made me jump for joy. I thought this song would enter the top 10 several weeks ago when "Havana" fell out, but it's ended up stuck right below for longer than I was hoping, but now it's here! And I'm uncertain that it'll stay because it got a huge sales boost this week thanks to a remixed version where Camila added Kane Brown to the song, giving it a "Meant to Be" feel with a pop star combining forces with country. I'm not sure the song necessarily needs Kane, but he actually does a decent job. Him and Camila feed off each other pretty well. So thanks to Kane for helping Camila get this song over the edge. We'll see what happens when those sales numbers come crashing back down next week, but the positives here are that the song is No. 1 on pop radio this week while being No. 4 overall, behind only "Meant to Be," "The Middle" and "God's Plan." So if it can survive next week, I think it'll stick around.

7- "Better Now" - Post Malone (new) -- Lots of yelling down below at Post Malone's ridiculous, pathetic excuse for an album that somehow has the country drooling all over themselves because apparently we don't actually care about quality in the United States. Out of all the lazy, awful rappers of today, I'm not sure why the music gods have decided to knight Post Malone as a superstar. He is one of the least deserving. But for what it's worth, at least the best song from the album debuted highest. If we HAVE to have a Post Malone song always in the top 10 from here on out, I'd much rather have this song than the likes of "rockstar," "Psycho" or really anything else he's done in his pathetic career. It's tolerable on its own. But don't get too excited because it's rather sad that a boring, generic breakup song is the best that Post has ever done. I'd rather prefer that he quit music and get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds so that he can leave the rest of us alone. He's not welcome in the world of music.

8- "rockstar" - Post Malone featuring 21 Savage (+24) -- Oh joy. What a horrible tragedy that this song is back in the top 10. I was enjoying watching it tumble each week. And I'll really enjoy seeing it fall BACK down next week.

9- "Look Alive" - BlocBoy JB featuring Drake (=) -- I'm not quite sure what emotion to feel here. Relief that this didn't get any higher or disappointment that this didn't get dragged out of the top 10 with those three J. Cole songs that all tanked. With "rockstar" and "Better Now" set to fall out next week, unfortunately this could jump back up to No. 7. So I'll go with the disappointed side of things.

10- "No Tears Left to Cry" - Ariana Grande (-7) -- No surprise here that Ariana tumbled down this week after her huge debut last week. That's a very common thing for a song's second week. However, can we PLEASE send this song back up? It's getting decent radio traction, which is a good sign. Let's keep that going because I would love to see this as one of the songs that gets stuck in the top five rotation along with Bebe, Maren and Camila. It's really refreshing seeing four female pop singers all in the top 10 right now, so let's keep it that way! In fact, lets add more! I'm speaking to you Anne-Marie!


Rising on the Hot 100:





21- "Whatever It Takes" - Imagine Dragons (+5) -- Hey look! We have this section of my analysis back this week after no songs rose high enough to qualify on last's week's post. But I am sad that it's headlined by this dull Imagine Dragons song. With Post Malone dominating much of the teens right now, I'm also guessing that this will headline next week's charts when the fallout of "beerbongs & bentleys" sends a whole ton of songs back up the charts. I'm just crossing my fingers that there are at least a few quality songs that jump up with it.

37- "Boo'd Up" - Ella Mai (+18) -- Soaring up 18 spots in the midst of an album bomb is an impressive feat. That means I'm officially convinced this will become a genuine hit. There were three new female R&B singers that debuted songs at the same time a few weeks ago and this was the lesser of the three, but it's still decent. So I'll accept this!

43- "Dame Tu Cosita" - El Chombo (+38) -- Oh goodness, I think I just threw up. If this becomes the next huge Latino dance hit, that will be an utter shame because there's probably hundreds if not thousands of Latino dance songs that are more deserving than this pile of messy horse manure. Get it out of here!

54- "Dura" - Daddy Yankee (+21) -- Ha! Like this! Instead of pushing "Dame Tu Cosita," can we please push "Dura"? Like, not both songs. Just this? There's also a new remix of this song with Bad Bunny and Natti Natasha. I'll take that, too, even though I'm not a huge fan of Bad Bunny. But Daddy and Natti are a good combination for this song and I suppose Bad Bunny has done worse.

64- "Te Bote" - Casper Magic, Nio Garcia, Darell, Nicky Jam, Ozuna & Bad Bunny (+10) -- Speaking of Latino songs with Bad Bunny. I can't say I'm surprised that this got a boost this week given that it features, like, everyone. But I would categorize this along with "Dame Tu Cosita" in that I would prefer if it went away. Sure, it's not quite as atrocious as that song, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.


New Arrivals: 





7- "Better Now" - Post Malone -- This week was a much dreaded week for me as 15 songs from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys" debuted. It's an 18-track album, with "rockstar," "Psycho" and "Candy Paint," songs that have already debuted in the past, rounding out the 18 songs. You can read this in any order you desire. But note that I wrote this in order of track listing so that I could go from beginning to end in covering this album. You'll see that I have the track number listed at the beginning of each song so that you can read this in order if you so desire. "Better Now" is track 9. At this point on the album, I've grown tired of Post's breakup songs. "Rich & Sad" was him being sad that he couldn't buy her love with all his money. "Over Now" was him being angry that the girl was too materialistic. And now for the third time around, we just have a generic love song where Post admits that he's been lying when he says that he's better now without her and assumes that she feels the same way. Which I highly doubt. Given the content of the previous eight songs before this, I don't believe for one second that this means anything. And with how generic it is, I'll bet you'll have a hard time arguing me. I suppose if you were to listen to this song on its own without the context of the album, it's the most tolerable of the bunch. But that's because it's the most generic, so it's not like I'm giving it much of a pass.

11- "Paranoid" - Post Malone -- Track 1 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." We begin this journey learning that Post Malone is paranoid. Why? Well, it took me a second, but his reasoning is in the end of the first verse. He has all this money now, which he says is hidden in his floors, walls and ceilings while saying that even his family and friends have changed and are acting completely different towards. So, in short, he's so rich that he doesn't know who to trust anymore. I mean, you poor little soul, Mr. Malone. Trying to convince me right off the bat that being rich and famous sucks because you don't know who your real friends are. I don't buy it and neither does he. Maybe if he was rapping/singing about a real experience he had, then maybe. But this just feels fake, especially since most of the song is super vague.

14- "Rich & Sad" - Post Malone -- Track 3 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." Following "Spoil My Night," where Post sings about having empty sex because he's so rich, he's now trying to convince us that he's sad because his girl broke up with him. He claims he doesn't care about the money and only wants her love, but he seems surprised that he wasn't able to buy her love with money. Well maybe if he would've paid more attention to her face and not her boobies, maybe he could've attempted to develop a relationship that can actually last instead of one developed based on money and lust. Perhaps some might see this song as Post being deep and emotional, but coming directly after "Spoil My Night," I find it absolutely pathetic. And at least in the first two tracks on the album, he's actually singing, whereas this track he slips back into his normal mumbles that he's so famous for in songs like "rockstar" and "Psycho."

15- "Spoil My Night" - Post Malone featuring Swae Lee -- Track 2 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." For this track, Post has teamed up with Swae Lee, which usually gives me a tiny bit of hope because Swae Lee songs have been known to be enjoyable for me. But I don't know what it is about Swae. He has potential as an artist. I guess he just needs someone to light a fire under him in order for him to perform and Post Malone is not that man. The funniest part of this song is that it starts out with the lyrics, "I don't have much to say, I'll be out front." Ha ha! Of course you don't, Post! And he certainly doesn't have anything to say in this song and neither does Swae. They're just singing about how they're so rich that they can't get the girls off of them. Post admits that he can't see her face, but he likes her because she had beautiful boobies while she only sees the diamonds in his teeth. That's the superficial, empty "relationship" that he has with this girl. Empty, worthless sex because he's rich. But she's going to rock with him like Jumanji? Ha ha! Get it? He's so clever! He made a Dwayne Johnson pun! Sarcasm there, if you couldn't tell.

16- "Ball for Me" - Post Malone featuring Nicki Minaj -- Track 10 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." Meaning we've now moved onto the second half of the album. Yet this feels like a hypocritical prequel to the song "Over Now" as Post is perfectly fine with buying his girl everything she wants as if he doesn't care about how materialistic she is. So he's painting himself a giant picture of how idiotic and stupid he is with this whole album, which showcases his unintelligence and complete lack of musical talent. Nicki Minaj comes in on the second verse to rap about Nicki Minaj things, which may or may not have anything to do with the actual song at hand. She probably doesn't care what Post was singing about prior to her verse, which is totally fine because he didn't care about what he sang about either. Giving me double the reason as to why I shouldn't care. My big takeaway from this disaster of a song is how horribly paced it was. I listened until Nicki came in so that I could judge her performance, and while that was only two minutes or so, it felt like 20 because this is so choppy and stretched out that it was a real chore to get through.

17- "Stay" - Post Malone -- Track 12 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." At this point in the album I can't tell if I've just lost all my brain cells after having gone through 12 Post Malone songs or that Post Malone lost all of his brain cells after recording all the previous songs because I can't even hardly tell what he's getting at here. I think he's trying to say something profound about relationships during certain parts of the song, but in the refrain he tells the girl not to break her back for him because he'll put her out of her misery. Shortly thereafter in the chorus he tells her to not count on him to stay. So after all of these embarrassing attempts to say that he cared so much about this relationship, it sounds like he's admitting that he didn't care to put anything into it. Meaning that I have no idea if he actually cared about any of these girls because each new song he is saying something completely different about his experience, showcasing a complete lack of focus.

20- "Same B------" - Post Malone featuring G-Eazy & YG -- Track 14 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." Did you know that it's extremely derogatory and sexist to refer to a girl as the b-word? So why in the world is it universally accepted in the rap culture to refer to girls as that in such a casual, normal way as if it actual means nothing? And why is it that we are aiming for such a progressive society, but we don't hold our rappers to the same standard, allowing them to be as sexist and racist as they want? It makes no sense to me. And on that light, Post is talking about how he sees the same GIRLS everywhere. They're all the same. Lifeless objects for his lustful pleasures. OK, he doesn't use that specific phrase from my previous sentence, but he might as well have because that's essentially what he's saying. And he wonders why none of his relationships ever work out in some of his other songs. Well maybe if he would treat girls like human beings and not objects, they might think about respecting him back. I didn't even make it to G-Easy or YG's part in the song, but their lyrics are the same and both of them are about as useless as Post Malone.

23- "Zack and Codeine" - Post Malone -- Track 4 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys. And not that I care about Disney Channel shows, but why in the frack is Post referencing the Disney Channel show "The Suite Life of Zack & Cody"? Just for the heck of it, I'm guessing? The show was about two twins living the good life in a hotel, so Post turns that and says that life is so sweet, he feels like Cody. And he wakes up and rinses his mouth out with codeine and later says that he threw a lot of parties in the hotel. So Post is using a Disney Channel show to sing about him doing drugs and partying. Man, what a brilliant lyricist this man is. Totally deserving of having his whole album chart this week. Yes, that's more sarcasm. Being serious now, this song is a perfect example of how little intelligence Post Malone has.

24- "Over Now" - Post Malone -- Track 7 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." This is the second time on the album that Post is singing about a breakup. In the previous breakup song, "Rich & Sad," Post claimed he was sad because he couldn't buy this girl's love with all of his money that he had, which was dumb in its own right because it came right after a song where he admitted to lusting after her because of her looks while not even caring what her face looked like. And now in "Over Now," Post is angrily breaking up with this other girl because she's too materialistic? So he's sad that one girl isn't materialistic enough while angry that this other girl is too materialistic. Because that makes so much sense. It's as if Post is impossible to please. Either that or he's writing empty songs that literally mean nothing to him in order to cover his bases and please all of his fans. I'm going with that interpretation. I will admit, though, that this chorus has a decent groove to it. But that's all I'm admitting because, outside that, the song still is void of any intelligence when listening to all the other songs around it. If you're reading this by track listing, which is how I wrote it, track 8 is "Psycho," so move straight onto track 9, which is "Better Now" at the very top.

29- "Takin' Shots" - Post Malone -- Track 5 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." And I lasted about a minute on this one before I simply gave up. Right after Post uses a Disney Channel show to reference all his drug use and partying, he just continues in this song talking about all the alcohol he's drinking and all the drugs he's doing while sleeping with all of these girls, specifically in a threesome in this instance, while going vroom vroom in all his cars. Considering the album is called "beerbongs & bentleys," you shouldn't really be surprised that this is all he's singing about. But that doesn't make it any less atrocious. This song is an abomination, just like Post Malone. Now if you're reading this in order of track listing, which is the order I wrote this in, then track 6 is "rockstar," so move onto track 7, which is right above this one.

40- "92 Explorer" - Post Malone -- Track 16 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." In case you were wondering, Post Malone bought a '92 Ford Explorer that he pimped out. Because, you know, why not? Not that he actually talks about that vehicle in this song or his experience getting it fancied all up, though. This is just a song about him driving with a girl whose name he forgot while buying all sorts of expensive stuff with all his money. Hey, maybe if he would've done better at remembering these girls' names and treating them like human beings, perhaps we wouldn't have to endure all these awful breakup songs on this album. This specific song isn't a breakup song. It's just a nothing song about Post being rich that he decided to name after his current vehicle for no apparent reason. And don't go looking for track 17 in this last. That would be "Candy Paint," which was initially from the "Fate of the Furious" soundtrack. And no, I don't like that song, either. So you can proceed to the final song on the album.

46- "Otherside" - Post Malone -- Track 11 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." And if you couldn't tell by now, I am so over Post's attempts to make believable breakup tracks because he has no idea what angle to take, so he just takes all of them. The intro to this track had a smooth, almost tropical feel to it which I somewhat enjoyed. But it was all ruined when Post started singing again with yet another song about how sad he was with this breakup, the unique spin this time being that all the beer and all the models can't make up for his loss. Yeah, blah blah blah. Shut up, Post. You don't give a crap about any of these lyrics and I don't either.

47- "Blame It on Me" - Post Malone -- Track 13 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." This song is in stark contrast to several previous songs as he is singing about how awful the rap life is with everyone cutting each other down and no one having any faith. I suppose there might be other rappers singing about this subject and it could be believable. People like Kendrick Lamar are good at being honest with things while making it sound genuine. The problem with Post Malone singing this is that I really don't believe he buys into one word he's saying as he totally loves every bit of this life of his. All of the money, the drugs, the jewelry, the cars, the girls. All of it. That's all he ever sings about. So why should I believe him when he is now saying it's all horrible and it was all for show? Yeah right.

57- "Sugar Wraith" - Post Malone -- Track 18 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." In this final song of the album, Post is just bragging about all the cars he owns and how he enjoys taking his girls out to drive in them while doing his drugs. I'm sure Post owns a lot of cars, but one of them is a white Rolls-Royce Wraith, which is one of the cars he talks about in this song. He also talks about his '92 Explorer, meaning he did that more in this song than the song titled "92 Explorer," as well as a Bentley, which is of course a part of the album title. So, you know, "beerbongs & bentleys" ends with a song about drugs and cars. What more did you expect from a rapper/singer with as little talent and creativity such as Post Malone? With this being the final track, I'll reveal that my grade for this painfully horrible album is a D-.

62- "Famous" - Mason Ramsey -- Hey look! NOT POST MALONE!! That alone makes me happy. What makes me even more happy is that this is an 11-year-old kid charting! Mason is an absolutely adorable little country boy who you may know because of the viral video of him yodeling at Walmart. If you haven't seen that video, go watch it. Then go watch his interview on Ellen. He's the best! But the fun thing about this song specifically is that it's a genuinely good country song and this kid has a better voice than most of the boring country singers around. If I were to be nitpicky about anything, I am slightly nervous about kids singing love songs because I don't know how much the lyrics mean to them as opposed to being words that they simply memorized. But hey, this kid is the same age as a lot of my nephews right now, so I just think he's adorable and I love this song because of that. Ignoring the age, though, lyrically this song is fairly sharp and on point for a country song. The lyrics remind me of a Brett Young song. And regardless of whether the lyrics mean anything to Mason or they're just words he memorized, he pulls it off really well. And country radio is actually playing this, which is cool.

73- "Jonestown (Interlude)" - Post Malone -- Track 15 from Post Malone's new album "beerbongs & bentleys." An interlude. Positioned at nearly the end of the album. It's only at No. 73 because it's barely a song. It's less than two minutes long and the only lyrics are as follows: "It happens every time. It sounds like suicide, but I guess I'll drink the Kool-Aid once again." That's repeated three times with some instrumental around it. What does that mean in context of the album? I don't know. The title of Jonestown is in reference to the Jonestown Massacre where over 900 people died from apparent cyanide poisoning in 1978. Some call it mass suicide while others call it mass murder. I suppose we could speculate as to what Post is referring to when it repeats those words after naming this interlude "Jonestown," but since he doesn't elaborate in the song itself and the album is all over the place, who knows what the purpose of this is.

77- "Overdose" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again -- As if 15 songs of Post Malone wasn't enough, I also get punished with a new YoungBoy track. Although the amusing thing is that YoungBoy's new album was released on the same day as Post's album, meaning we could've had two album bombs this week, but YoungBoy could only manage one song from it, which is a huge win for me and most likely a huge mistake on his part in releasing on the same day as Post Malone. Also surprising is that is a better song than most of Post Malone's crap. Not that that means much, but minor props to YoungBoy rapping about things that actually mean something to him, which I don't believe Post Malone does on his album. And YoungBoy's rap and flow is much better than Post's. But the problem is that YoungBoy rapping about things that mean something to him means he's rapping about the thug life, reminiscing about being in prison and being on the streets shooting people with his gun, which feels a bit odd since he starts off with some dialogue claiming he's not a killer or a gangbanger, he's just made some mistakes in life, which is cool and all, but can you blame me for thinking that sounds slightly contradictory? So no, I'm not giving this a pass. I'm just saying it comes slightly ahead of all of Post Malone's trash this week.

85- "Ye vs. The People" - Kanye West featuring T.I. -- If there's one person that I really have zero desire of dealing with right now it's the moron that is Kanye West. If you haven't heard, he went on TMZ and in the midst of his rantings about how much he loves Trump, he said that slavery was a choice. Even if he was trying to get at something else, that's horrible word choice. But then when he tried to explain himself, I don't think his explanation was that much better. It just proves how little intelligence he has. But on that note, Donald Glover followed that up with a brilliant SNL skit called "A Kanye Place" that makes fun of Kanye while also parodying the movie "A Quiet Place." And all of this is important because this is exactly what this song is about. Kanye wore Trump's hat, which started this controversy and he's tried to defend that controversy with this song and his TMZ appearance, which as I mentioned, only sparked more controversy with his comments on slavery. Zeroing in on the song, this is a back and forth banter with Kanye defending himself while T.I. represents the people attacking him. Or, well, Kanye's views of what he thinks the people are saying. If you want to listen to Kanye politics, why he thinks he should be president and why he supports Trump, then listen to this song and be amazed at how stupid this man is. In a week of a horrendous Post Malone album, Kanye easily managed to be worse than all of it.