Thursday, January 3, 2019

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - January 5, 2019

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "thank u, next" - Ariana Grande (=) -- Ariana gets her seventh week at No. 1, but again it's by the skin of her teeth. The song is showing a lot more staying power than I initially anticipated as it has some legitimate momentum on the radio charts, which is going to help it stay here a while. It also had a solid week of sales thanks to the Christmas holiday with people redeeming iTunes gift cards and what not, which was the case for like every song on the charts this week. But in both of those categories, Halsey still remains a step or two ahead. Thus the story here is about streaming. Ariana falls 13 percent to 37.9 million U.S. streams while Halsey remains essentially even compared to last week with 32 million U.S. streams. If these trends continue, it's likely only another week or two before Halsey takes the crown. But I imagine that both of these songs are going to be here in the top five for quite a while longer, which is an overall win.

2- "Without Me" - Halsey (=) -- I suppose it is possible that Halsey hits a snag and starts tumbling. That's happened in races like this. But Halsey has had an incredible run on the sales chart where she has been No. 1 for six weeks now and radio continues to eat this up, so I don't see this going anywhere. It's just a matter of what happens in the upcoming weeks with that streaming margin.

3- "All I Want for Christmas is You" - Mariah Carey (+4) -- Quickly before we get all Christmasy, allow me to point out that Mariah going to No. 3 means we have an all female top three on the Hot 100, which is the first time since 2014 when Taylor Swift (with two songs) and Meghan Trainer ruled supreme. I would like this to happen more often. But yeah, the big story here is, of course, the Christmas impact on the charts this week. I honestly didn't know what was going to happen. Radio tracking week goes Monday through Sunday, meaning there was only two days this tracking week of Christmas songs on the radio, while streaming and sales go Friday through Thursday, meaning there was only five days of Christmas songs on streaming and sales. Turns out said five days was enough to give all the Christmas songs one final surge, especially when it comes to streaming as Christmas Day and Christmas Eve were HUGE for these songs. Mariah is actually No. 1 on streaming right now with 51.9 million U.S. streams, a new weekly record for a seasonal song. Mariah also becomes only the second artist to ever get a Christmas song into the top five, with the first instance being in 1958 when "The Chipmunk Song," by David Seville & The Chimpunks hit No. 1. More records broken below with three additional Christmas songs in the top 10.

4- "SICKO MODE" - Travis Scott (-1) -- It's great to see Travis Scott falling this week. But I have a suspicion that he'll be back next week, so I can't celebrate just yet.

5- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (-1) -- Here's an idea. When all the Christmas songs fall of the charts next week, let's get "Sunflower" to jump up to No. 3 instead of "SICKO MODE." It's a much more pleasant song. Nothing special, but decently catchy and enjoyable. And it kinda reminds me of "Spider-Verse" when it plays.

6- "High Hopes" - Panic! At the Disco (=) -- Staying put at No. 6 means Panic! had a decent week of holding it together given that Mariah launched into the top three. In fact, Panic! was able to jump ahead of "Happier" and also do well enough to hold off the other Christmas songs that soared this week.

7- "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille (-2) -- Solid run for Marshmello and Bastille. I'm expecting it to still be here next week, but it seems like the floor is starting to fall from beneath these two with this song, so I don't think it will last too much longer.

8- "Jingle Bell Rock" - Bobby Helms (+5) -- And let the joy begin because our final three songs are all Christmas songs entering the top 10 for the very first time, giving us four Christmas songs in the top 10, something that has never happened before as there's been only nine Christmas to ever enter the top 10, which is counting these four. In regards to Bobby Helms' "Jingle Bell Rock," this song sets the new record for longest trip to the top 10 as it first appeared on the Hot 100 on December 22, 1958, meaning it was a journey of 60 years and two weeks in getting here. This is also the first ever top 10 entry for Bobby Helms, who previously charted only twice with "Borrowed Dreams" (No. 60; August 1958) and "The Fool and the Angel" (No. 75; January 1959). I'm sure Bobby Helms is smiling up above at this achievement as he passed away in 1997.

9- "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" - Brenda Lee (+2) -- Brenda Lee comes in just behind Bobby Helms' previously mentioned record as "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" also hits the top 10 for the first time ever after first debuting on the Hot 100 in December 1960. This is Brenda's 13th total top 10 entry and first since "Losing You" hit No. 6 in 1963. And let me emphasize how happy it makes me seeing both of these songs in the top 10 as they are the perfect Christmas duo. Two wildly entertaining Christmas dance songs that have been favorites of mine for as long as I can remember.

10- "A Holly Jolly Christmas" - Burl Ives (+2) -- Last week when Andy Williams hit the top 10 with "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year," he broke a record for longest break between top 10 entries at 47 years. I mentioned that said record might be a hard one to break given the rarity that these holiday songs present for these artists. Well, open mouth, insert foot. The record lasted a week. Burl Ives was last in the top 10 in 1962, meaning the new record for time in between top 10 hits for an artist is now set at 56 years. This record will at least last another year because all the Christmas songs will be dropping off the charts until next Christmas rolls around. But hey, a standing ovation for all of these songs. It's made me so happy to have something on the charts worth cheering about. Is there potential for one of these songs to eventually hit No. 1 one of these years? Well, Mariah hit No. 3 this season with a shortened tracking week. Christmas will be falling on a Wednesday in 2019, which means a slightly longer tracking week, so maybe there's hope for this next Christmas?


Rising on the Hot 100:





11- "The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)" - Nat King Cole (+6) -- For a final week this season, this section on the Hot 100 is full of Christmas songs. Maybe next Christmas season I'll just have a Christmas section in my Billboard Analysis. We'll see. But it was really fun to see four Christmas songs in the top 10 while almost getting a fifth one as Nat King Cole barely missed out, peaking at No. 11. Perhaps next year?

13- "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" - Andy Williams (-3) -- It did surprise me seeing Andy Williams falling out of the top 10 this week after while everything else got a huge boost. But hey, Andy had his time in the spotlight last week and him stepping aside made for three additional Christmas top 10 entries, meaning we had a total of five Christmas songs in the top 10 this year, just at slightly different times. It would've been kinda fun seeing Andy Williams shooting up to the top five with Mariah, but hey, getting to the top 10 at all was a huge win.

16- "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" - Gene Autry (+12) -- Rudolph is on the Hot 100 twice this year as Chuck Berry's "Run Rudolph Run" is one of our returning Christmas entries this week. More on that later, but it's definitely a joy seeing this classic Rudolph song that everyone has sung as a child hitting the top 20!

19- "Money" - Cardi B (+11) -- What's Cardi doing breaking up our Christmas streak?

20- "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow" - Dean Martin (+12) -- The weather wasn't very frightful for me on Christmas this year. It was actually kinda warm for Utah in December. Mother Nature was a little mixed up and didn't listen to Dean. But she did a few days later as we got a couple of good snow storms after Christmas. In tallying up Christmas song totals, with "Let It Snow" hitting No. 20, it means we officially hit eight Christmas songs in the top 20 this season.

25- "Last Christmas" - Wham! (+2) -- With Wham! hitting No. 25, make that total nine Christmas songs in the top 25. Now in honor of this song, let's hope all of you did a great job of giving your heart to the right person this season. I'd hate to hear the sad stories of hearts being given away this past week. But hey, keep your head up because that means you'll have something to sing about next Christmas!

26- "Sleigh Ride" - The Ronettes (+7) -- I'm still elated that this was the year we let "Sleigh Ride" on the Hot 100. I haven't spent a lot of time listening to this specific version, but the song itself has been a Christmas favorite of mine for a long time, especially after playing it in ninth grade Band class.

28- "Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)" - Gene Autry (+7) -- This was one of the more unique entries this year. It's one of the Christmas songs that I don't think is known as well, which is why I was glad to get the chance to study it a bit more and now it's been one of the many Christmas songs stuck in my head this season.

29- "Feliz Navidad" - Jose Feliciano (+5) -- Perhaps the most catchy Christmas? When I get "Feliz Navidad" stuck in my head, there's no getting out until Christmas is over and I'm totally fine with that. Also, keeping up our total, we had 12 Christmas songs in the top 30 this year. That's an impressive number!

32- "(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" - Perry Como (+9) -- Perry Como narrowly misses out on hitting top 30, but it was still a great year for him with two Christmas songs on the charts. In light of this song, I really did enjoy being home for the holidays. I had to leave a couple of days ago and heading back to normal life at the end of the holiday season is a rather depressing drive. But hey, Christmas will be back again in 11 months, so there's something to look forward to!

34- "White Christmas" - Bing Crosby (+14) -- It wasn't a very white Christmas for me this year. It was a mostly green Christmas. But we got a white New Year's, so maybe that made up for it? But even if the ground wasn't white on Christmas, my soul was very bright seeing Bing Crosby on the charts again this year! Let's bring him, and the rest of these songs, back next season!

35- "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" - Perry Como & The Fontane Sisters (+7) -- The second Perry Como song managed to sneak into the top 35 this year, which is a solid mark. I'll say again with this song, this is one of the more fun Christmas songs to sing as this is a very musically creative song with fun verses that have a lot of detail. Once you know the full song, it's an excellent one to use for caroling.

42- "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" - John & Yoko / The Plastic Ono Band with The Harlem Community Choir (+3) -- Perhaps this one is one of the more controversial Christmas song. If you don't like 70's politics mixed in with your Christmas music, John and Yoko's song might not be for you. But I suppose I'm just used to all of the anti-war songs that came out at the time. They add a different level of emotion to the music, which is why I'm fine with it. If you're wondering what happened to fellow Beetle Paul McCartney, his Christmas song was the lone Christmas entry to fall off this week.

43- "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" - Darlene Love (+7) -- Honestly, I didn't really know this song before this year. But I'm glad our huge influx of Christmas music this year helped introduce me to a song that is perhaps a classic to many so that I can feel even more cultured.

44- "Underneath the Tree" - Kelly Clarkson (re-entry) -- Joining the Christmas party this week on the charts are four new additional entries coming from Kelly Clarkson, Chuck Berry, Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra. We'll get to Elvis and Mr. Sinatra in the new arrivals section, but here we have the re-entry of Kelly Clarkson's original Christmas song "Underneath the Tree" from her 2013 Christmas album "Wrapped in Red." If I'm being honest, Kelly is a singer who has frustrated me as of late. She has a great voice and sung a few great songs early on in her career, but she developed into a bit of a one-trick pony with her lyrics, always singing about the same subject with little originality and I got bored of that. For quite some time, I've been waiting for her to impress me with a new song, but it hasn't really happened in some time. Because of that, I can't actually remember if I ever listened to her Christmas album. And if I have, it didn't become a Christmas staple for me. "Underneath the Tree" shows that I wasn't really missing a lot. She showcases some excellent vocals to go along with a fun, upbeat tune, but it's the same Kelly again singing about that same subject. With this Christmas tune, she makes it about as simple as you can get by saying, "You're all that I need underneath the tree." That's kind of it. She talks about how all Christmases in the past have been extremely lonely because she didn't have this person in her life. Presents meant nothing and apparently neither did family or families. Just her relationship status. According to Kelly in this song, being single on Christmas means that Christmas sucks. Not really my type of holiday cheer, to be honest. In fact, I've been single for every Christmas in my life and still loved it, so take that Kelly!

45- "Run Rudolph Run" - Chuck Berry (re-entry) -- Christmas done in 50's Rock 'n Roll style is quite the exciting Christmas. When it comes to Chuck Berry, I immediately think of "Back to the Future" where Marty performs "Johnny B. Goode" for the people at the dance. With both "Johnny B. Goode" and "Run Rudolph Run," I feel like getting up and dancing like the people at the dance did initially before Marty got a little carried away. This doesn't have the style or feel of a Christmas song at all. This is straight-up old-style Rock 'n Roll with some excellent guitar part and a fun piano jam in the background. It throws the Christmas vibe in lyrically with Rudolph guiding Santa's sleigh, but it puts the image in my head of Santa and his reindeer cruising wildly through the sky like Marty on the stage in "Back to the Future." This unique element of it makes it one of the more exciting Christmas songs as well as one that other covers never fully do justice to.

53- "Cozy Little Christmas" - Katy Perry (+15) -- I still haven't been able to listen to this song as it's an Amazon Prime exclusive. But maybe some time soon Katy will release it on all streaming platforms. Or perhaps I'll get my Amazon Prime account. I momentarily discontinued it this year, but I do plan on reviving that account at some point in the future. When I do, I'll find a way to let you know what I think of this full song.

55- "The Christmas Song" - Lauren Daigle (+35) -- Lauren wins the award for biggest jump this year as her arrangement of "The Christmas Song" nearly cracks the top 50. Perhaps I'm a bit harsh on it because Nat King Cole's version is a lot better. But this is still a solid arrangement. I want more from Lauren Daigle on the charts, so maybe this will give her even more of a boost in the future. With this being the final Christmas entry of this section, it's fun to say that we officially had 24 Christmas songs on the charts this year. Paul McCartney's song fell off, meaning this week there was 23 Christmas songs. But we're not done yet! There's two more Christmas songs to cover in the new arrivals section, one from Elvis and the other from Frank Sinatra

66- "Look Back at It" - A Boogie wit da Hoodie (+30) -- Oh yeah. There's also two albums bombs this week. One from 21 Savage and the other from A Boogie wit da Hoodie. I will not be touching either of those albums, but it will mean that next week's rising songs section will be a little wild as all of the Christmas songs will fall off as well as both of the album bombs. I might have the entire Hot 100 in this section.


New Arrivals:





37- "A Lot" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

40- "Blue Christmas" - Elvis Presley -- Isn't it excellent seeing Elvis on the charts again? That's why this Christmas season has been so great. It's like a blast from the past with so many iconic singers all together on the charts. Now "Blue Christmas" admittedly is not a Christmas song that has been a staple for me. And it might be the most simple song Elvis has done. Or at least one of them. I'm not an Elvis aficionado. But there's not a whole lot of lyrics and the song barely crosses two minutes, but the charm and charisma of Elvis is one that has gone unmatched throughout the years. He's the King for a reason. His style and voice is so unique to him that anyone on the street can recognize it, even if they're not huge on music. It's hard to put Elvis to words and do him justice. He's Elvis. What is there to say? I love Elvis just like everyone else in the world. Even though his lyrics are simple as he just says it'll be a blue Christmas without this person, he puts so much soul into the song that he sells the depressing nature of the song. Unlike Kelly, he's not saying ALL Christmases have been boring and lonely. He's just saying, or inferring, that this upcoming Christmas will be a blue one if this significant other is not around. Perhaps one might more fully enjoy a happy and upbeat Christmas song to set the proper mood, but one can't help just love Elvis. It's fun that 2019 has begun with an Elvis song charting.

47- "Wow." - Post Malone -- We interrupt Elvis and Sinatra to quickly bring you Post Malone. And yeah, "wow" is not a word I'd use to describe this song, unless it was in the context of "Wow, that was boring." Part of me wants to root for Post Malone because he is kind of a funny dude when you listen to him in interviews. But he just doesn't write good music. "beerbongs & bentleys" was my least favorite album bomb that I subjected myself to in 2018 mostly because it was lifeless and dull. When all you can sing about is drinking beer and driving fancy cars, and other things like that, then I tune out rather quickly. And that's all he's doing here. He's talking about how rich he is and how many fancy cars and other toys he has. As if we haven't heard those exact same lyrics a thousand other times. Pick a different lane to drive in, Post. Sing about something interesting. If you even know how. Now "Better Now" was a tolerable song, as is "Sunflower," but "Wow." is not. If we have to have a Post Malone song around, let's keep "Sunflower" and reject "Wow." Please? The other thing that caught my attention here is that he has a line where he talks about driving is new Lambo in the Utah snow. Two things about that. First, why is Post Malone referencing my home state of Utah of all places? Second, driving your Lambo in the Utah snow sounds like a bad idea. You're going to slide around and wreck that thing. According to Genius, Post bought this new Lambo because his Rolls-Royce Wraith got totaled. So let's make good choices.

49- "Jingle Bells" - Frank Sinatra -- When I saw that "Jingle Bells" had charted, I straight-up laughed. It was a happy, joyous laugh. But still. I laughed. I was just so amused that "Jingle Bells" is now officially a Billboard Hot 100 hit. I mean, what is there to say about "Jingle Bells"? It's quite possibly the most commonly sung Christmas song ever. Every kid that's ever been born has sung "Jingle Bells" at some point in their life. Am I wrong? Historically speaking, it was first released in 1857 by James Lord Pierpont and probably sang by every person on Earth since. Wikipedia has a whole article titled "List of artists who have recorded 'Jingle Bells'" and said list is a really long one. I don't know the exact chart history of "Jingle Bells," but I do think it's a bit interesting that of all the songs to bring Frank Sinatra back to the charts, "Jingle Bells" is the one to get him there. He probably has a hundred other Christmas songs that would've better represented his style than "Jingle Bells," but hey, his arrangement is a fun one. He adds a lot more layers to the song that makes it something more than just your average recording of "Jingle Bells." And quite frankly (pun not intended), Frank Sinatra has such a smooth voice that he could sing anything and make it sound great. There's a reason why he's one of the most popular singers ever. I mean, he released 59 studio albums and 297 singles with a career that spanned over 50 years. Oddly enough, he only had three songs that were top 10 hits on the Hot 100, but that's mainly because his heyday was before the Hot 100 was formed in 1958. The 1940's were the biggest years for Sinatra after releasing his first single in 1939. But he still charted songs on the Hot 100 all the way until 1980, even though only three of them hit the top 10. So yeah, it's a bit strange that "Jingle Bells" is the song to bring him back. But it's great to see him nonetheless!

57- "Swervin" - A Boogie wit da Hoodie featuring 6ix9ine -- I will not be covering the A Boogie wit da Hoodie album bomb this week.

58- "Can't Leave Without It" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

65- "Startender" - A Boogie wit da Hoodie featuring Offset & Tyga -- I will not be covering the A Boogie wit da Hoodie album bomb this week.

67- "All My Friends" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

70- "Break da Law" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

73- "Monster" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

86- "1.5"- 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

88- "Out for the Night" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

93- "Gun Smoke" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

94- "Demons and Angels" - A Boogie wit da Hoodie featuring Juice WRLD -- I will not be covering the A Boogie wit da Hoodie album bomb this week.

95- "ASMR" - 21 Savage -- I will not be covering the 21 Savage album bomb this week.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

DrogeMiester's LEAST FAVORITE Songs of 2018

Earlier this week, on New Year's Day to be exact, I released my top 10 favorite songs of 2018. That list is one that I worked hard on for nearly a week as I slowly whittled down my field of 80 songs to a top 10 list with 10 additional honorable mentions. Yes, it was a long process, but it was one I thoroughly enjoyed. Yet right after I posted that, my mind then started to focus on what naturally comes next. The list of my least favorite songs. And as I thought about it, I honestly wondered if it was even worth it. I don't know if you've noticed recently, but in my weekly Billboard Analysis segment, I have started to straight-up ignore a lot of the songs that I don't want to listen to from artists that I know I will hate. So yeah, you can say that the a lot of the songs in 2018 were so bad that it broke me. The idea of going back and carefully wading through all of that trash filled me with dread because doing so always gives me such a bad, disgusting feeling. Posting the videos of the songs also feels wrong because then I'm subjecting my viewers to content that is as close to porn as YouTube will allow. So in what might be a surprising twist of events, I'm not ranking my least favorite songs this year, which is why you noticed that words "top 10" are missing from this blog title.

So then what is this? Oh, this is actually quite fun. What you might not know is that every time I talk about a new arrival on my Billboard Analysis segment, I give that song a letter grade. But not publicly. I do it privately on in Excel sheet. Doing so helps me more easily organize all of the songs that debut, which then makes the end of year lists a lot easier. I thought about posted those grades in the new arrivals section, but I don't want people to get too focused on the grade and not on what I actually wrote about the song. But I still assign a grade for organizational purposes. Well, this list here is a list of songs that debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2018 that I gave a grade of a D- or an F to, ranked in alphabetical order. Doing this means that I am able to still complain about all the bad songs in a post like this without having to go back and re-listen to all of them to figure out how they actually stack up. But prepare yourself. There's 53 of them. For context, 598 songs debuted on the Hot 100 this year, a number heavily inflated by album bombs that just refused to stop coming.

- "31 DAYS" - Future
- "66" - Lil Yachty featuring Trippie Redd
- "Anybody" - Young Thug featuring Nicki Minaj
- "Armed and Dangerous" - Juice WRLD
- "Astronauts" - Future & Juice WRLD
- "Auto Pilot" - Migos
- "Ball for Me" - Post Malone featuring Nicki Minaj
- "Barbie Dreams" - Nicki Minaj
- "Bickenhead" - Cardi B
- "Big Bank" - YG featuring 2 Chainz, Big Sean & Nicki Minaj
- "Billy" - 6ix9ine
- "Blame It on Me" - Post Malone
- "BOOM!" - Lil Yachty featuring Ugly God
- "CUDDLE MY WRIST" - Future
- "Dinero" - Jennifer Lopez featuring Cardi B & DJ Khaled
- "Drip" - Card B featuring Migos
- "Drug Addicts" - Lil Pump
- "Emoji a Chain" - Migos
- "Eskeetit" - Lil Pump
- "FeFe" - 6ix9ine featuring Nicki Minaj
- "Final Fantasy" - Drake
- "Fine China" - Future & Juice WRLD
- "Fr Fr" - Wiz Khalifa featuring Lil Skies
- "Freee (Ghost Town, Pt. 2)" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "going down!" - XXXTENTACION
- "Gucci Flip Flops" - Bhad Babie feaaturing Lil Yachty
- "Handgun" - YG featuring A$AP Rocky
- "HOUSTONFORNICATION" - Travis Scott
- "Huncho Jack" - Huncho Jack
- "I Know You" - Lil Skies featuring Yung Pinch
- "I Love It" - Kanye West & Lil Pump
- "I Thought About Killing You" - Kanye West
- "infinity (888)" - XXXTENTACION featuring Joey Bada$$
- "Jet Lag" - Future & Juice WRLD featuing Young Scooter
- "Let It Sing" - Kevin Gates
- "Life Goes On" - Lil Baby featuring Gunna & Lil Uzi Vert
- "Mo Bamba" - Sheck Wes
- "Modern Slavery" - Huncho Jack
- "Motorcycle Patches" - Huncho Jack
- "Narcos" - Migos
- "NBAYoungBoat" - Lil Yachty featuring YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "NC-17" - Travis Scott
- "New Freezer" - Rich the Kid featuring Kendrick Lamar
- "Rich & Sad" - Post Malone
- "Rich Sex" - Nicki Minaj featuring Lil Wayne
- "Same B------" - Post Malone featuring G-Eazy & YG
- "She Bad" - Cardi B & YG
- "Stoopid" - 6ix9ine featuring Bobby Shmurda
- "Takin' Shots" - Post Malone
- "TATI" - 6ix9ine featuring DJ Spinking
- "Ye vs. The People" - Kanye West featuring T.I.
- "Yikes" - Kanye West
- "Zack and Codeine" - Post Malone

But do you know what? Why stop there? Perhaps there were songs that I only gave a D grade to that deserved a D- or an F. So let's list off all of those, too, just to be fair.

- "1942" - G-Eazy featuring Yo Gotti & YBN Nahmir
- "4th Dimension" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "5% Tint" - Travis Scott
- "8 out of 10" - Drake
- "92 Explorer" - Post Malone
- "A$AP Forever" - A$AP Ricky featuring Moby
- "After Dark" - Drake featuring Static Major & Ty Dolla $ign
- "All Mine" - Kanye West
- "APES---" - THE CARTERS
- "ATM" - J. Cole
- "Backin' It Up" - Pardison Fontaine featuring Cardi B
- "Barbie Tingz" - Nicki Minaj
- "Bartier Cardi" - Cardi B featuring 21 Savage
- "BB (Bad B------ Only" - Migos featuring 21 Savage
- "Be Careful" - Cardi B
- "BEBE" - 6ix9ine featuring Anuel AA
- "Big Shot" - Kendrick Lamar & Travis Scott
- "Bigger > You" - 2 Chainz, Drake & Quavo
- "Biggest Alley Oop" - Quavo
- "Black & Chinese" - Huncho Jack
- "Blue Tint" - Drake
- "Booty" - Blac Youngsta
- "BOSS" - THE CARTERS
- "CAN'T SAY" - Travis Scott
- "CAROUSEL" - Travis Scott
- "Casper" - Takeoff
- "CC" - Migos featuring Gucci Gang
- "Champion" - NAV featuring Travis Scott
- "Chanel (Go Get It)" - Young Thug featuring Gonna & Lil Baby
- "Change Lanes" - Kevin Gates
- "Chun-Li" - Nicki Minaj
- "CLOSE" - Rae Sremmurd & Travis Scott
- "Contra" - Logic
- "Cudi Montage" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "Dame Tu Cosita" - El Chombo
- "Demon" - Lil Wayne
- "Diamond Teeth Samurai" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "Dip" - Tyga & Nicki Minaj
- "Don't Cry" - Lil Wayne featuring XXXTENTACION
- "Dope New Gospel" - Lil Wayne featuring Nivea
- "Drip Too Hard" - Lil Baby & Gunna
- "Dubai S---" - Huncho Jack featuring Offset
- "Envy Me" - Calboy
- "Finesse" - Drake
- "Freaky Friday" - Lil Dicky featuring Chris Brown
- "Gang Gang" - Migos
- "Get Dripped" - Lil Yachty featuring Playboi Carti
- "Ghost Town" - Kanye West
- "Girls Like You" - Maroon 5 featuring Cardi B
- "Gotti" - 6ix9ine
- "Hardaway" - Derez De'Shon
- "Higher We Go (Intro)" - Migos
- "Hittas" - Lil Wayne
- "Huncho Dreams" - Quavo
- "I am Who They Say I Am" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again featuring KEvin Gates and Quando Rondo
- "I Do" - Cardi B featuring SZA
- "I Might Need Security" - Chance the Rapper
- "Ice Tray" - Quavo & Lil Yachty
- "I'm Upset" - Drake
- "Is There More" - Drake
- "Jamestown (Interlude)" - Post Malone
- "Japan" - Famous Dex
- "Kamikaze" - Lil Mosey
- "Keke" - 6ix9ine, Fetty Wap & A Boogie wit da Hoodie
- "Kevin's Heart" - J. Cole
- "Kids See Ghosts" - KIDS SEE GHOSTS
- "KOD" - J. Cole
- "Kream" - Iggy Azalea featuring Tyga
- "Last Memory" - Takeoff
- "Leave Me Alone" - Flipp Dinero
- "Let It Fly" - Lil Wayne featuring Travis Scott
- "Let Me" - Zayn
- "Look Alive" - BlocBoy JB featuring Drake
- "Lose It" - Quavo featuring Lil Baby
- "Lust" - Lil Skies
- "Majesty" - Nicki Minaj featuring Eminem & Labrinth
- "Make It Back" - Juice WRLD
- "March 14" - Drake
- "MIA" - Bad Bunny featuring Drake
- "Midnight" - Logic
- "Mine" - Bazzi
- "Mob Ties" - Drake
- "Money" - Cardi B
- "Money Bag" - Cardi B
- "Moonlight" - XXXTENTACION
- "Motiv8" - J. Cole
- "New Patek" - Lil Uzi Vert
- "NO BYSTANDERS" - Travis Scott
- "No Stylist" - French Montana featuring Drake
- "Notice Me" - Migos featuring Post Malone
- "Noticed" - Lil Mosey
- "Nowadays" - Lil Skies featuring Landon Cure
- "NUMB" - XXXTENTACION
- "Ocean" - TK Kravitz featuring Jacqueez
- "OKRA" - Tyler, The Creator
- "Open Safe" - Lil Wayne
- "Otherside" - Post Malone
- "Outside Today" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "Overnight" - Logic
- "Paramedic!" - SOB & RBE
- "Pass Out" - Quavo featuring 21 Savage
- "Peak" - Drake
- "Plug Walk" - Rich the Kid
- "Praise the Lord (Da Shine)" - A$AP Rocky featuring Skepta
- "Preach" - YoungBoy Never Broke Again
- "Problems" - Lil Wayne
- "Psycho" - Post Malone
- "RACKS BLUE" - Future
- "Rap Devil" - Machine Gun Kelly
- "Ratchet Happy Birthday" - Drake
- "Red Roses" - Lil Skies featuring Landon Cure
- "Rerun" - Quavo featuring Travis Scott
- "Rondo" - 6ix9ine featuring Tory Lanez & Young Thug
- "Saint" - Huncho Jack
- "Shoota" - Playboi Carti featuring Lil Uzi Vert
- "SICKO MODE" - Travis Scott
- "SKELETONS" - Travis Scott
- "Southside" - Lil Baby
- "Spoil My Night" - Post Malone featuring Swae Lee
- "Start This S--- Off Right" - Lil Wayne featuring Ashanti & Mack Maine
- "Stay" - Post Malone
- "Stranger Things" - Joyner Lucas & Chris Brown
- "Sugar Wraith" - Post Malone
- "Supastars" - Migos
- "Supplies" - Justin Timberlake
- "Survival" - Drake
- "Talk to Me" - Tory Lanez & Rich the Kid
- "Talk Up" - Drake featuring JAY-Z
- "Taste" - Tyga featuring Offset
- "Tempo" - Chris Brown
- "That's on Me" - Yella Beezy
- "The Games We Play" - Pusha T
- "the remedy for a broken heart" - XXXTENTACION
- "Took His Name" - Lil Wayne
- "Top Off" - DJ Khaled featuring JAY Z, Future & Beyonce
- "Topanga" - Trippie Redd
- "Twerk" - City Girls featuring Cardi B
- "Used 2" - Lil Wayne
- "W O R K I N  M E" - Quavo
- "WAKE UP" - Travis Scott
- "Wake Up in the Sky" - Gucci Mane, Bruno Mars & Kodak Black
- "Walk It Talk It" - Migos featuring Drake
- "Warm It Up" - Logic featuring Young Sinatra
- "Wassup" - Logic featuring Big Sean
- "Watch" - Travis Scott featuring Lil Uzi Vert & Kanye West
- "What Would Meek Do?" - Pusha T featuring Kanye West
- "WHO? WHAT!" - Travis Scott
- "WIFI LIT" - Future
- "X" - ScHoolboy Q, 2 Chainz & Saudi
- "Yes Indeed" - Lil Baby & Drake
- "YOSEMITE" - Travis Scott
- "Yuck" - Logic
- "ZEZE" - Kodak Black featuring Travis Scott & Offset

Have I made my point yet? Any questions as to why I don't want to spend time ranking these songs to come up with a top 10 or why 2018 almost broke me?

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

DrogeMiester's Top 10 FAVORITE SONGS of 2018

Those of you who have been following my weekly Billboard Analysis posts throughout 2018 will know that I've been doing a lot of complaining at the state of the Billboard Hot 100. I've even become so frustrated that I've stopped covering a lot of the new arrivals, especially since album bombs have flat-out plagued the Hot 100 this year like a rotten, smelly, destructive disease that almost caused me to give up on this whole weekly post. Truth be told, though, it's not been a bad year for music. It's just been a bad year for POPULAR music. There was a lot of great songs that charted. They just didn't do as well as I would've liked them to, which is what made this year frustrating. Point in case, a few weeks ago on my Facebook page, I created a top 10 list, with 10 honorable mentions, based on new entries on Billboard's year-end Hot 100. And I struggled to find 20 songs worthy of that list. But in doing this list here, I could've honestly done a top 50 and still been forced to cut songs I really liked. And out of those 20 songs from said list of year-end Billboard hits, only one of them made the final cut here, with a second one being included the honorable mentions. So yeah, that's the type of year it's been. Which is why I'm honestly excited to share this list of my favorite songs of 2018.

As far as my parameters here go, songs that are eligible to be included are new songs that debuted on the Billboard Hot 100  during the calendar year of 2018. So no, this is not based on Billboard's year-end Hot 100, nor do I consider just any song that was written and released to the public in 2018. Just the songs that debuted on the Hot 100 during 2018. I also had to include the additional parameter of it being a "new" song because I ran into a bit of a conundrum in 2016 when Leonard Cohen passed away, resulting in his original version of "Hallelujah" to chart for the first time. It didn't seem fair to include that in the list that year, even though it would've obviously been the best song. We've also had a yearly tradition recently of classic Christmas songs debuting on the charts during the holiday season. And while it would be fun to include "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," "Sleigh Ride" or "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" on my list this year, I didn't consider them as eligible because they're not new. I don't necessarily have a specific definition of what "new" means in this instance. I just take it case by case. So with all of that out of the way, I proudly present to you my top 10 favorite songs of 2018, with 10 honorable mentions in the comment section.

10- "I'll Never Love Again" - Lady Gaga 


9- "The Champion" - Carrie Underwood featuring Ludacris 


8- "Back to You" - Selena Gomez


7- "Shallow" - Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper


6- "Zombie" - Bad Wolves


5- "Sober" - Demi Lovato


4- "Always Remember Us This Way" - Lady Gaga


3- "lovely" - Billie Eilish & Khalid 


2- "Found / Tonight" - Lin Manuel Miranda & Ben Platt


1- "Head Above Water" - Avril Lavigne


Thursday, December 27, 2018

Top 10 MOST POPULAR Songs of 2018

The year has come to a close and thus it's time to reveal the results of my ongoing Billboard project with the most popular songs of 2018. If you don't know what I'm talking about when I say "Billboard project," a few years back I got curious as to what the most popular songs of all-time were based on a formula I came up with to keep track of the Billboard charts. So I started in 1958, the first year that the Billboard Hot 100 was officially created, and I went week by week giving points to songs that made the top 10. The No. 1 song got 10 points, the No. 2 song got nine points, and so on until the No. 10 song got one point. After I finished doing that, I created this specific blog so I could have a place to post the results. So yeah, one week at a time I posted a new top 10 list for a specific year until I ran out of years to post about, which is when I then posted the final results. Said final results were posted last year. If you're curious about any specific year or that all-time list, you can search the archives of this blog or ask me and I can give you the links. But for now, here's the final results of how 2018 turned out, which was not a pleasant year for me when it came to popular music.

I also do like pointing out each year that my point in this was never to recreate Billboard's official lists. As they do each year, they posted their top songs of 2018 early in December. If you want to go look at that list, head over to Billboard.com and check it out. They have all sorts of fancy lists from each year of the charts that are often fun to look through. If you do, you'll note that my list is quite a bit different from there's, especially this year. There's three reasons for that. First, they have access to actual chart points that I don't have access to. That's kinda of a big deal. Second, they keep track of the entire Hot 100. I don't do that because that would be extremely time-consuming, so I'm content with sticking to the top 10. Third, their tracking year starts in December and finishes in November so that they can post their list at the beginning of December. I think that's weird. My calendar year starts in January and finishes in December, so that's what I go by. I don't care if internet traffic is a bit slower after the holidays. It feels right to include December on the charts in the year that it actually belongs. So with all of that out of the way, let's take a look at the most popular songs of 2018.

10- "Better Now" - Post Malone 


9- "SICKO MODE" - Travis Scott


8- "In My Feelings" - Drake


7- "Nice for What" - Drake


6- "Lucid Dreams" - Juice WRLD 


5- "I Like It" - Cardi B, Bad Bunny & J Balvin


4- "Perfect" - Ed Sheeran 


3- "Psycho" - Post Malone featuring Ty Dolla $ign


2- "Girls Like You" - Maroon 5 featuring Cardi B


1- "God's Plan" - Drake

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - December 29, 2018

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "thank u, next" - Ariana Grane (=) -- Ariana captures her sixth week at No. 1 thanks mostly to her large streaming numbers. Said streaming numbers are down 14 percent overall compared to last week to 43.5 million U.S streams, but said number is still significantly ahead of Halsey, who is down 1 percent to 31.9 million. As that margin continues to decrease, Halsey's chances of dethroning Ariana increase as Halsey is ahead in both sales and radio play. In overall chart points, Halsey is up 2 percent while Ariana is down 7 percent. I imagine it'll continue to be a close race in the next month or so. I'll be intrigued to see how this plays out.

2- "Without Me" - Halsey (=) -- Yeah, I mostly covered both of these songs in that last paragraph. I'll just add here that I'm glad our two ladies are taking control of the top two spots. Neither song is all that wonderful, but both songs are miles better than the Travis Scott song that is right below them and it's also good to see some ladies doing well on the charts in a very male dominant era for the Billboard charts as a whole.

3- "SICKO MODE" - Travis Scott (=) -- I'm glad this song continues to get held back by Ariana and Halsey. Now it would be even better if it could start to fall so we don't have to be subjected it anymore in the top 10.

4- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (+3) -- I'm not sure how much this song is being boosted on its own merits as compared to how much it's being boosted by the movie that it plays in the background of. The soundtrack for "Into the Spider-Verse" debuted at No. 5 on the Billboard 200 this week, so I'm guessing that played a big part in "Sunflower" soaring even higher this week. All of that means I question the long-term potential for this song on the charts, but if this song does well as result of the movie continuing to do well, I'll accept that since the movie is absolutely fantastic. This song isn't that memorable. But it's also harmless.

5- "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille (-1) -- Marshello and Bastille get bullied down a spot thanks to "Sunflower," but they still manage to hang on in the top five. It's been an absolutely solid run for this song, so I have no qualms with its run seeming to be coming to an end. It's done way better than I ever thought it would.

6- "High Hopes" - Panic! At the Disco (-1) -- I am a bit upset that this song hasn't been able to do better. The radio has things right at the moment as this remains the top radio song for a fifth week. But streaming and sales just never got on board on the same level, which is unfortunate.

7- "All I Want for Christmas is You" - Mariah Carey (-1) -- Here's a surprise. I expected Mariah Carey to break into the top five this week with this Christmas song, but instead she backtracks a spot? Well, as it turns out, she did gain 21 percent in overall chart points. But said gain wasn't enough to get her past the songs ahead of her while "Sunflower" gained 35 percent in overall chart points. Hence the fall. Now for this song and all of the other Christmas songs (there's now 20 of them on the charts), there's technically one more week for them to perform and said week will include Christmas and Christmas Eve, which is obviously huge, but it's also only going to be a partial week with Christmas coming in the middle of the tracking week. So we'll see what transpires next week, but for now I'm glad that all the songs are here.

8- "ZEZE" - Kodak Black featuring Travis Scott & Offset (+1) -- "ZEZE" and "Drip Too Hard" both refuse to go away, which is really annoying. They also continue this odd trend of flip-flopping positions every week. This week it's "ZEZE" in the No. 8 spot thanks to Kodak Black's new album, which thankfully only debuted three new songs towards the bottom half of the charts. Not that I would've covered them, anyways. I've been avoiding all the album bombs these last couple of months. But it still gives me joy to see him failing in compared to his peers.

9- "Drip Too Hard" - Lil Baby & Gunna (-1) -- Who still cares about Lil Baby and Gunna? And who are the annoying punks that are still streaming this awful piece of trash?

10- "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" - Andy Williams (+3) -- IT DID IT! THIS SONG HAS REACHED THE TOP 10! I was legitimately worried that it was not going to make after the last week or two saw this song struggling to break into the top 10. But it did it! And now we have two Christmas songs in the top 10 and a whole bunch more right below. This is just the sixth Christmas song to ever reach the top 10 and it's well deserved as this is an absolute Christmas classic. In regards to Andy Williams, this is his first top 10 entry since 1971, making it 47 years since he was last year, which breaks a record for the longest gap between top 10 hits for an artist, a mark that was previous held by Dobie Gray at 30 years thanks to his own version of "Drift Away" in 1973 and Uncle Cracker's cover in 2003, which credited Gray in a featured role. Andy Williams also also sets the record for the longest span of Hot 100 top 10 hits as his first top 10 entry was in 1959, just over a year after the formation of the Billboard Hot 100, meaning there's very few that are eligible to break that record in the near future. The only person that I can think of that could break that record is if Elvis Presley's holiday classic "Blue Christmas" were to debut and hit the top 10. But that's currently No. 20 on the Holiday 100, so it didn't quite have enough momentum to chart on the Hot 100.


Rising on the Hot 100: 





11- "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" - Brenda Lee (+7) -- Just below the top 10 is Brenda Lee, who finally bests her previous high, which was No. 14. Now if only we had another full week of Christmas tracking, perhaps this could join Mariah and Andy in the top 10. That would be cool. But for now, I'm just happy to see so many Christmas songs in the top 20 as there's six of them this year. And, as I previously mentioned, there's a total of 20 Christmas songs on the Hot 100 this week with even more new arrivals adding to the already impressive long list.

12- "A Holly Jolly Christmas" - Burl Ives (+9) -- Last week Burl Ives snuck ahead of a Brenda Lee, but this week she jumps back ahead, leaving "A Holly Jolly Christmas" as the fourth highest charting Christmas song this week. Now in a perfect world, Brenda and Burl would be able to replace Kodak and Lil Baby in the top 10, giving us four songs in the bottom half of the Hot 100. But as it's a partial week for Christmas songs next week, I'm not sure that's possible.

13- "Jingle Bell Rock" - Bobby Helms (+2) -- Making it three in a row right below the top 10 is "Jingle Bell Rock." And being that it's now after Christmas, I hope all of you had a great time rocking the Christmas night away.

17- "The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)" - Nat King Cole (+7) -- Welcome back to the top 20, Nat King Cole! Prior to this song, the last time Nat King Cole was in the top 20 was in 1963 with "That Sunday, That Summer." It's a great thing that these rules for Christmas re-entries allows for us to have Nat King Cole back in the region.

27- "Last Christmas" - Wham! (+4) -- A great Christmas for Wham! and the late George Michael. I wish he were still with us to celebrate his song's success, but sadly he passed away two Christmases ago. And we all still miss him.

28- "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" - Gene Autry (-1) -- OK, I know this is *supposed* to be a region for rising songs, but I said previously that I'm going to be following all the Christmas songs. So Rudolph got pushed down a spot because of "Last Christmas." Oh well. I still wanted to include it here, anyways. Maybe next year I'll include a new section just for Christmas songs.

32- "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow" - Dean Martin (=) -- Dean Martin *almost* hits top 30. He also didn't quite get his version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" to debut as that sits at No. 22 on the Holiday 100 this week. But hey, it was Dean's first year back on the charts, so that alone is a huge success.

33- "Sleigh Ride" - The Ronettes (+8) -- This was one of last week's new entries and it still makes me happy to see that "Sleigh Ride" has now become a part of our yearly Christmas tradition. Hopefully we can bring it back again next year.

34- "Feliz Navidad" - Jose Feliciano (+8) -- This was also a returning entry from last week that gains a bit this week. "Feliz Navidad" entered the charts last Christmas season for the first time, so it was good to see it come back again this year and hopefully it will be able to remain a Christmas tradition on the Hot 100.

35- "Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)" - Gene Autry (+5) -- Last week's surprise entry for me gains five spots this week. This is one of those Christmas songs that I didn't know quite as well, so I enjoyed the experience of giving it a closer look and I really appreciated the implementation of Christian themes together with mainstream Christmas because it shows we can have both.

48- "White Christmas" - Bing Crosby (re-entry) -- OK, I'm not sure if this was a part of last year's crops of returning Christmas entries. All I can gather in my research of the song is that it peaked at No. 12 back in 1962 and has now spent a total of 14 weeks on the charts. But regardless of whether or not it has been here recently, this is certainly a song that belongs here as it's reported that this song has sold over 50 million copies, making it the highest-selling single ever, Christmas or not. So yeah, you can easily call this the most iconic Christmas song ever. According the the ASCAP, this is also the most recorded Christmas song ever with over 500 versions of this song existing. And of course this song deserves the honor. Bing Crosby's Christmas music is some of my favorite. He just has such a great voice that makes his music perfect for everyone. And this is such a delightful tune. Me and snow don't always get along, but I do like for it to look like Christmas on Christmas. This year I was dreaming of a white Christmas because it was mostly a green Christmas with occasional patches of white. But this song isn't just about wishing for snow, it's pleasantly wishing people to have a great Christmas, which is why it's so delightful to listen to.

56- "Nothing Breaks Like a Heart" - Mark Ronson featuring Miley Cyrus (+24) -- Well, we're done with Christmas songs in this rising songs section, but there's a total of seven new Christmas songs below in my new arrivals, so go down there for more Christmas talk. Given that there's so much Christmas songs right now, the inevitable truth is that this section will be quite busy when all of them sadly disappear. I can only hope for good songs to replace them. And this is certainly one of the best candidates.

61- "Talk to Me" - Tory Lanez & Rich the Kid (+13) -- I barely even remember that this song exists. I guess it's time to be paying attention now?

73- "No Stylist" - French Montana featuring Drake (+12) -- It's because of Drake, isn't it?

80- "Ella Quiere Beber" - Anuel AA & Romeo Santos (+13) -- I'm not sure if this song will last. A lot of these songs on the bottom half of the charts are rising big because of the recent album bombs that dominated this specific region. This wasn't an awful song, but it was forgettable and I really hope we don't make Anuel AA a thing here in the states.

81- "Beautiful Crazy" - Luke Combs (+16) -- Finishing the rising songs sections with a pair of country songs. "Beautiful Crazy" is one of the more forgettable and generic country songs. Luke Combs did slightly better with "One Number Away" earlier in the year.

84- "This Is It" - Scotty McCreery (+12) -- I'm sure there's a lot of people that will be happy to see Scotty McCreery doing well on the charts. I've just never understood his appeal. He was one of the more boring contestants on "American Idol" in the year he won. I wasn't a fan of him then and I've never really enjoyed much of his music since and this song is no different.


New Arrivals:





24- "imagine" - Ariana Grande -- So this just in. Ariana has a new album coming out. Her fifth studio album "thank u, next" is scheduled to be released January 25, 2019, just five months after the release of "Sweetener." This is weird to me because the first thing I think about when albums get released this close to each other is that the artist is thinking about quantity over quality. I would rather see Ariana focusing on making good music rather than throwing out as many songs as possible just to see what sticks. But I suppose I'll take things as they come. "thank u, next" the song I think is a passable song has a really nice sentiment to it. It doesn't strike me as a song that necessarily deserves to be a No. 1 hit given that there are a lot of songs from Ariana that are a lot better. It feels more like a lifetime achievement award than anything. But if I ignore that, I think it's totally fine. However, "imagine" feels like more of a lazy effort. There's not much to this song. She's just imagining a perfect life with this guy. There's two quick verses that are boring musically and a chorus that feels cut and pasted from various other generic pop songs about love. The only time Ariana does anything interesting with her voice is in the outro, which is Ariana repeating the line "Can you imagine it?" for well over a minute. Cut the outro out and Ariana only had enough content to get the song barely passed two minutes. So if this is the type of music we're getting from this upcoming album, I'm not that excited. I'm hoping for the best, though.

41- "(There's No Place Like) Home for the Holidays" - Perry Como -- Now that we've got Ariana's new song out of the way, it's time for our string of seven new Christmas entries, five classic entries and two modern entries. We start here with Perry Como, a singer who I honestly don't know much about outside he has a great, classic voice and some amazing Christmas songs on his resume. "Home for the Holidays" was a song composed by Robert Allen with lyrics by Al Stillman. I'm not sure of Como was the first to record a version of the song, but his recording was the most popular and was released shortly after it was initially released. Like many of these songs, the lyrics here are simple as it gives the sentiment of exactly what is suggested in the title, that of there being no place like home for the holidays. And although that's a simple sentiment, it's also a powerful one that rings true. Because there really is nothing like going home for the holidays to spend some quality time with family and friends. And although I have no problems with this Como version being here, the Carpenters also have a rendition of this on their Christmas album. Wouldn't it be amazing if we could get the Carpenters to return to the charts one of these Christmas seasons?

42- "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" - Perry Como & The Fontane Sisters -- We get a double dose of Perry Como this week as he also gets his version of this Christmas classic to chart. Two weeks ago when "Let It Snow" debuted, I was wondering if we were going to get this song as well because those are the two songs that I immediately think of when it snows. Because of that, this song is probably one of the Christmas songs that I sing most often. I also have fond memories of the song, especially when it comes to my mom's siblings singing it together for family get togethers. They do a few things with this will be positively ingrained in my memory forever and all of my uncles have voices that fit this perfectly. So yeah, there's a lot of nostalgia for this song. As I stated in my previous entry, a lot of these Christmas songs have simple lyrics powered by relatable sentiments rather than complex verses and choruses. And while there's nothing wrong with that, there's a lot of lyrics to "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas." A lot more than some of your classic Christmas songs. There's also a few different parts that are musically creative. Those two elements combine to make this a really fun song to sing while caroling. The only nitpick I have with this specific version is that I like Bing Crosby's version better. But that's nothing against Perry Como and The Fontane Sisters. They do just fine with this song.

45- "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" - John & Yoko / The Plastic Ono Band with The Harlem Community Choir -- OK, first of all with this song, I'm not a huge fan of using "Xmas" instead of "Christmas," although I'm not going to throw too much of a fit since this stylization originated not with the idea of using the X to replace Christ, but rather because the X stood for the Greek letter "chi," which is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ. The second thing with this song is that it's a very unique Christmas song to be charting. It's a lot of fun seeing John Lennon and Yoko Ono on the charts in 2018, but this song isn't them just casually wishing everyone a merry Christmas... and a happy Christmas, too (both lyrics are in the song). This song was written in 1971, during the Vietnam War. John and Yoko were begging for the war to be over, using the template of Christmas in more of an ironic way. There's a happy, positive feel to the song, which stands as a dream of what life could be like without any war or violence. The music video for the song has a lot of gruesome, sad war images that'll make you cry while watching, knowing that many people aren't having a merry Christmas. But maybe they could if we didn't have such a violent world. Anti-war songs were very popular in the 70's and I appreciate them because they often had a lot of emotion and meaning to them rather than just being empty songs. 

47- "Wonderful Christmastime" - Paul McCartney -- Speaking of former members of The Beatles, it's not very often we have John Lennon AND Paul McCartney getting new songs on the charts. Call that a wonderful Christmas gift from Billboard to the world. Unlike John and Yoko's song, this song doesn't have any added political layer to it. It is what you think it is when you're casually listening to it. It's another one of those simple Christmas songs that characterize most of our Christmas tunes this season, but Paul McCartney as one of the all-time greats brings a lot of character and charm to the song. And the instrumentals behind the lyrics and vocals provide the perfect amount of levity to make this song work. It makes a simple song feel well thought out and genuine, thus giving audiences listening a very positive feeling. You can understand why this has became a holiday classic ever since its release in 1979.

50- "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" - Darlene Love -- Well this is fun. We have so many Christmas songs on the charts this year that one has snuck in that I'm really not that familiar with. I mean, it's quite possible that I've listened to this song many times. I mean, I even have this exact version and the Michael Buble version on my Christmas playlist. But the songs itself has just not stuck in my memory before. There's also popular covers by the likes of Mariah Carey and U2, so maybe I should be embarrassed? However, listening to this version made me rather pleased. Darlene Love has a lot of soul to her voice and her belting the lyrics out are quite powerful. Then we have the saxophone part that stood out to me, giving this a classic 60's groove to it. I'm not sure why my brain missed this one, but I'll be certainly paying attention to it from now on because this fits right in with "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" and "Jingle Bell Rock" as a fun, groovy Christmas song to balance out the calm music.

58- "MoshPit" - Kodak Black featuring Juice WRLD -- I'm finishing the year off strong by completely ignoring the three Kodak Black songs that charted this week.

68- "Cozy Little Christmas" - Katy Perry -- I was wondering if we were going to see this song on the charts this year. I've seen the charts in the bubbling under section, but I didn't think it was going to find its way onto the Hot 100. If you're curious, the reason why we haven't had more Christmas songs below the top 50 is because the Billboard rules are such that an older song can only chart if it has significant gains in multiple metrics and has enough points to make the top 50. "Cozy Little Christmas" doesn't meet those specific qualifications, but it made it because it's a new song, so the rules don't apply. Without even listening to the song, I do commend Katy for her attempt at writing a new Christmas song since all most artists do is cover all of the older classics. The problem here is that she released this as an Amazon Music exclusive. Normally that wouldn't be a problem, but I deactivated my Amazon Prime account this year, which means I don't currently have access to this. There is a 45 second clip of the song on Katy's YouTube account and I liked what I heard there. But I suppose I'll get back to you in the future when I get a chance to listen to the full song?

74- "Testimony" - Kodak Black -- I'm finishing the year off strong by completely ignoring the three Kodak Black songs that charted this week.

87- "Sweet but Psycho" - Ava Max -- We have one more Christmas song to get to, but first we get to pause and discuss a new single from pop singer Ava Max, who was born Amanda Ava Koci. I'm not exactly sure where she came from as this is her very first hit on the Hot 100, but this is an example of a song where the rest of the world caught on long for the United States jumped on the bandwagon. This has hit No. 1 in Sweden, Norway, Finland, Austria, Denmark, Estonia, Germany, Ireland, Belgium, Switzerland, Poland and Scotland. The song starts off rather jarring with a scream that I wasn't expecting, but it sets the tone for the lyrics of the song as Ava is describing a girl that is sweet, but psycho. She'll make you go crazy, but you won't be able to keep away. There's not a whole lot of depth to the song beyond that, but the song is ultimately super infectious. It has a really catchy, semi-electronic groove to it and Ava's voice is excellent. This is the type of pop song that I would hope becomes more popular as we move forward. If you couldn't tell, I am beyond sick of this hip-hop revolution that has poisoned the charts in 2018, so I'm hoping we can turn a page and get more songs like this to be popular. After I finish this post, I'm going to dive into my list of favorite songs of 2018. As such, I kinda wish this song charted a week later so that I can give it time to grow on me. I think it has the potential to become worthy of my end-of-year list, but it'll have a huge disadvantage by only being on my mind for a day or two when I create my 2018 list. But hey, we'll see if it can sneak onto the list anyways.

88- "Gnarly" - Kodak Black featuring Lil Pump -- I'm finishing the year off strong by completely ignoring the three Kodak Black songs that charted this week.

90- "The Christmas Song" - Lauren Daigle -- Our final Christmas song of the year (most likely, anyways) surprisingly comes from Lauren Daigle. Like with Katy, she was able to chart below the top 50 because this is a new cover of the song, thus the rules for all of the older Christmas songs don't apply. The other surprising thing is that Lauren Daigle released a full Christmas album this year titled "Behold," but this song was NOT on that. Yet it's the only one to chart from her. I'm not sure how she pulled that one off, but hey. This also makes it the second version of "The Christmas Song" to chart this year with Nat King Cole of course being the other one. Perhaps it's not fair to compare Lauren Daigle to Nat King Cole, so I'm not going to do much of that. Obviously Nat King Cole's version is much better. Lauren uses a little too much voice, if you know what I mean. She slows the song down and includes a lot of vibrators and it doesn't work as well. But hey, I have a hard time being too picky when it comes to Christmas music. This might not be the version of this song that I'll turn to first, but it's still a good song and given that Lauren is a good singer, it's hard to give a good singer a good song and have it turn out too bad. This is still a solid cover of this song. This might be the only ever week that this specific cover of this song is here on the charts, but I'm not upset that it's here. In fact, I hope we see more of Lauren in 2019 and beyond.

91- "Envy Me" - Calboy -- Speaking of the hip-hop revolution that I spoke of on my "Sweet but Psycho" entry right above Lauren Daigle's song, here's a prime example of that. Who is this guy and why should I care about him? I listened to about a minute of him mumbling something about his life and was already done with this guy. On the chorus he's talking about him having the keys, him being able to ball like the NBA and people envying him because he has money. And I don't know, I have a hard time buying rappers' empty flexing when it's their first ever hit on the Hot 100. Some of these guys talk as if they're as popular as Drake before they've even really become popular. So why should I envy yet when I know nothing about him? He says people are gravitating to this song because it's real and people respond to that. Sure, I can respect that. But I'm going through these lyrics trying to find WHAT exactly is "real." It's just the same dumb nonsense that I hear in every stupid hip-hop song. So he needs to do better than that in order to get my attention. And some people wonder why I hate this genre. I try not to. But when all I get is crap like this, what's there to like?

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - December 22, 2018

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "thank u, next" - Ariana Grande (=) -- After an absolute monster week last week for Ariana wherein she set the record for the highest weekly streaming total for a female artist (93.8 million U.S. streams), those numbers came crashing down, nearly in half, to 50.7 million U.S. streams this week. Her sales also crashed 41 percent to 25,000 downloads sold. Luckily for her, though, said numbers were still high enough for her to hold onto that top spot as she's No. 1 on streaming and No. 2 on sales. The other positive note for her is that the song had great radio traction this week, up 36 percent to 77.6 million audience impressions, which vaulted her from No. 11 to No. 5. If she can stop the bleeding in sales and streaming, the song has the potential to stick around for a while, especially with that radio traction. Even if she doesn't maintain her lead at the top, the lucky thing for me personally is that our new runner-up is not very scary.

2- "Without Me" - Halsey (+1) -- Because, yes, I was really nervous that Ariana would crash hard enough that it would cause "SICKO MODE" to go back to No. 1, which is the one thing I didn't want. But now we have Halsey at No. 2 instead, thanks to continued momentum on the radio with 82.4 million audience impressions, good for No. 4 this week; good consistency on streaming with another 32.1 million U.S. streams, down only 1 percent; and her continued dominance on top of the sales chart with 37,000 downloads sold, albeit down 26 percent from last week. I'm not sure if Halsey is going to take over next week or not. That depends on how strong Ariana's streaming numbers are. But if it happens, I'll certainly be grateful that it's Halsey on top and not Travis Scott. Also, this is the first time this year where two women have controlled the top two spots. It's kinda sad that this didn't happen earlier. 

3- "SICKO MODE" - Travis Scott (-1) -- I can breathe a good sigh of relief because it appears that Travis Scott won't go back to No. 1. I still have no idea why this song is so popular, but it's good to see that it appears to be finally declining in overall chart points. Now if it could fall a bit faster, that would be nice. 

4- "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille (=) -- "Happier" appears stuck here at No. 4, which is alright. Although I would be happy if it traded places with "SICKO MODE." 

5- "High Hopes" - Panic! At the Disco (=) -- It kinda makes me sad that Panic! doesn't seem to be able to get any higher at the moment. It has great radio, but not enough streaming or sales to help it take over. I had visions of this being a chart-topping song, yet sadly it doesn't appear that'll happen. But hey, at least it got to the top five. And at least the radio has good taste for what songs deserve to be played more.

6- "All I Want for Christmas is You" - Mariah Carey (+1) -- I'm not going to lie, I am a bit disappointed that Mariah was only able to jump up one spot this week. But hey, at least we can celebrate the fact that this is now the highest charting holiday song since "The Chipmunk Song" by David Seville & The Chipmunks hit No. 1 in 1958. Last week the song entered a tie with "Auld Lang Syne" by Kenny G (2000) and "This One's for the Children" by New Kids on the Block (1990). Now Mariah stands by herself as the second highest charting holiday song. So that's something to celebrate. I have a feeling that next week is the final week for the Christmas songs on the charts, so let's hope that it can have a good jump. Can it get to the top three?

7- "Sunflower (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)" - Post Malone & Swae Lee (+10) -- I'm not surprised to see this song here. I saw the movie "Into the Spider-Verse" this past weekend and got my review up on my main blog yesterday. It was an excellent movie. My second favorite Spider-Man movie behind only "Spider-Man 2," which is one of my all-time favorite superhero movies. As far as this song goes in "Spider-Verse," it doesn't really have much of an impact. It plays in the background as soundtrack at one point in the movie and if you're not looking for it, you're going to completely miss it. I think that's kinda what I expected, so I suppose it doesn't matter that the song has nothing to do with the movie. It's just noise. That's also how I see it in context of the Hot 100. It's not an awful song by any means, like the current two songs below it, but it's also not that memorable. If it sticks around, I'll be fine with that.

8- "Drip Too Hard" - Lil Baby & Gunna (+1) -- I'm really annoyed as to why this song and "ZEZE" are still here. They take turns flip-flopping spots on the charts, but neither song will go away. What's the appeal here? Especially with this one. I kinda get how people are obsessed with Kodak Black, Travis Scott and Offset, but is there one person on Earth who really loves Lil Baby and Gunna? 

9- "ZEZE" - Kodak Black featuring Travis Scott & Offset (-1) -- See previous comment. I'm mad that this song won't go away.

10- "Girls Like You" - Maroon 5 featuring Cardi B (+1) -- A definite facepalm here. I'm not surprised that "Mo Bamba" fell out or that the Meek Mill song dropped out following its debut last week. But I was hoping for a second Christmas song to take this spot.

Rising on the Hot 100:




11- "Wake up in the Sky" - Gucci Mane, Bruno Mars & Kodak Black (+8) -- We have one more week of Christmas songs after this week. If this song enters the top 10 next week instead of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" or "Jingle Bell Rock," I will be rather upset. Because the only thing that this song has going for it are the names of the artists involved. None of them put any effort into recording this track, but apparently they didn't need to because the sheer sight of a Kodak Black, Bruno Mars and Gucci Mane collaboration is enough for people to drool all over themselves in 2018.

13- "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" - Andy Williams (+3) -- A three spot jump this week. Next week will be the strongest week for the Christmas songs, so I'm really crossing my fingers that this song can make it into the top 10. 

15- "Jingle Bell Rock" - Bobby Helms (+11) -- Here's a bit of a surprise. "Jingle Bell Rock" leapfrogs past "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" to be the third highest Christmas song. Both songs are a whole lot of fun, so I'm happy either way. Now if we can just get one of these Christmas songs to enter the top 10 next week along with Mariah. 

16- "Eastside" - Benny Blanco, Halsey & Khalid (+2) -- Halsey seems primed to hit No. 1 in the next week or two. And that's totally fine, I suppose. But this duet with Khalid is the more deserving song if I were to pick a Halsey song to explode. 

18- "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" - Brenda Lee (+3) -- It's been an excellent year for our Christmas songs. Seeing this song in the top 20 yet again is another huge win. Although it's worth noting that this song previously peaked at No. 14, making it the only one of our main Christmas songs to not hit a new peak yet this season. But there's still a chance for it to do so next week.

21- "A Holly Jolly Christmas" - Burl Ives (+1) -- Burl Ives stalled out just a tad bit this week, but he has a chance to go top 20 next week. Even if we don't get a second Christmas song into the top 10 next week, if "A Holly Jolly Christmas" jumps at least one more spot, that'll make five Christmas songs in the top 20, which is a huge win.

24- "The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)" - Nat King Cole (+5) -- Nat King Cole was the artist to get the biggest Christmas jump last week and he gets another five spots this week, which is an excellent sign. If both this and "A Holly Jolly Christmas" go top 20, that'll make six Christmas songs in the top 20!

27- "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" - Gene Autry (+9) -- I'll also be cheering for Rudolph to do well in this song's first ever appearance on the Hot 100. It's not the song I expected to hit the Hot 100, but that's what has made this year so fun for our Christmas. There's been a lot of surprises and I'm looking forward to at least one more week of surprises next week. 

31- "Last Christmas" - Wham! (+3) -- We now have seven Christmas songs to enter the top 30 this year and if "Last Christmas" gets just one more spot up, which seems very likely at this point, that'll make for eight Christmas songs in the top 30!

32- "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow" - Dean Martin (+9) -- Can we even go for nine Christmas songs in the top 30 next week? Last week Dean Martin charted for the first time in nearly 50 years, making this song a welcome addition to our annual Christmas tradition. Next week Dean Martin has a chance to get a second Christmas song on the Hot 100 as his version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is gaining a lot of momentum following the song's dumb controversy, rising from No. 31 to No. 17 on the Holiday 100. Even if the song doesn't chart on the Hot 100, I'm happy that the attempted ban of the song has seemingly backfired and I'll be excited to talk about it if it does chart next week. If not, that was my quick plug right there.

33- "BAD!" - XXXTENTACION (+42) -- It's boycott XXXTENTACION week on the Hot 100 for me. People are still taking advantage of his death to earn some quick cash as a new posthumous album has been released this week, which I think is disgusting.

34- "Speechless" - Dan + Shay (+6) -- Here's our new top country song. I'm alright with that. It's a nice, little wedding song from Dan + Shay. Not a song I'd put on my own wedding playlist, but it's fine. 

42- "Feliz Navidad" - Jose Feliciano (re-entry) -- I was waiting for this song to re-enter! It officially debuted on the Hot 100 last Christmas season, spending two weeks on the charts. This year I was hoping that we could include it in our annual Christmas Hot 100 tradition. It took a few weeks longer than some of the other Christmas songs, but it made it! Now this might be the most simple Christmas song out there, in terms of the lyrics, but it's also one of the most infectious with some absolutely fantastic instrumentation. Those two elements combine together to make a song that everyone on Earth will immediately sing along with, regardless of what language you speak. It's easy to memorize and it's an absolute joy to sing along with. In fact, I can guarantee you that this song's re-entry on the charts this week will cause it to get stuck in my head for the remainder of the holiday season, which I'm fine with.

44- "Uproar" - Lil Wayne (+6) -- This is the one surviving song from Lil Wayne's album from this year that I already almost forgot about. According to my notes, I actually thought it was one of his more tolerable songs on the album, but I don't feel like giving it a re-listen at this moment. I'm too busy listening to "Feliz Navidad" on repeat.

53- "Calling My Spirit" - Kodak Black (+11) -- This debuted last week and I boycotted it because there were 9,000 rap songs that debuted thanks to two album bombs hitting at the same time and I just got in a mood to avoid them all. If this continues to rise, I suppose I'll give it a listen so I can officially tell you how awful it is. 

56- "Lost in Japan" - Shawn Mendes & Zedd (+15) -- Speaking of the two album bombs from last week, the section of the Hot 100 that was most affected was the bottom half. So there's a lot of songs that showed up this week due to the charts resetting itself. This is one that I'm happy got a boost. Zedd adds some good spice to a surprisingly decent Shawn Mendes song in this remix. I'd be happy if it got more of a mainstream push.

57- "Arms Around You" - XXXTENTACION & Lil Pump featuring Maluma & Swae Lee (+17) -- I still refuse to listen to this song. The only reason why it got a boost this week was because of the XXXTENTACION album that I will be boycotting. Artists need to stop taking advantage of the death of X in order to get them some quick money. 

58- "You Say" - Lauren Daigle (+11) -- This song has had an extremely confusing run. I've been waiting for it to become a mainstream hit because I love the song, but I'm kinda sad that it hasn't been able to get over the hump. However, at the same time this has managed to stick around on the bottom half of the charts for quite a long time that it almost makes up for it, so overall I'm impressed with its run. But seriously. If it can somehow get higher, that would be fantastic. 

59- "Close to Me" - Ellie Goulding & Diplo featuring Swae Lee (+34) -- Here's a big surprise. I wasn't sure what Ellie's song would do on the charts. It took several weeks to show up in the first place, then it camped out at the very bottom, making me wonder if it was going to fizzle out. But now it jumped 34 spots this week, meaning this might actually be gaining traction. I'm totally fine with that. It's still not as good as classic Ellie from her second album, but it's a perfectly tolerable Ellie song that I'm content with.

63- "Be Alright" - Dean Lewis (+16) -- The Australian Ed Sheeran slowly gains more attention here in the United States after already being a huge sensation everywhere else. Perhaps this will become a big thing in 2019. That'll be great because I genuinely love this song, as I do with a lot of Ed Sheeran's songs. I guess that style just gets to me. 

66- "Backin' it Up" - Pardison Fontaine featuring Cardi B (+20) -- I still don't think the world has any idea who Pardison Fontaine is. This song has only gained traction because of Cardi B. But hey, it debuted back in October and still has yet to hit top 50, so maybe there's a chance that it never goes anywhere. 

71- "This Feeling" - The Chainsmokers featuring Kelsea Ballerini (+16) -- Are we going to make this song a thing or not? I'm fine with it. I like Kelsea Ballerini and I think she certainly outshines the Chainsmokers on the song. I've been upset with that duo ever since their mainstream success caused them to be extremely lazy, but this is a decent effort from them, so I'd be fine if it became a success. 

72- "Consequences" - Camila Cabello (+22) -- OK, we really need to make this song a thing in 2019. I still maintain my stance that it's one of the best songs from Camila's album, an album that she herself seemed to forget about. But I'm glad she's pushing another single from the album and I'm glad it's this one. It's a perfectly selection and one that deserves to at least get a good radio push.

73- "Burning Man" - Dierks Bentley featuring Brothers Osborne (+17) -- Not quite as solid as "It Ain't My Fault" from Brothers Osborne last year, but this is a great effort from the brothers and Dierks. This is a country song that I can legitimately get behind, so I hope it becomes a huge hit.

76- "Sixteen" - Thomas Rhett (+23) -- Speaking of country, we got a couple more of them here. I wanted a bit more from Thomas Rhett on this song, but as I'm usually pretty harsh with his music, this is another one that I'll give a pass to. His songs usually become huge, so I won't be complaining if this follows suit. 

81- "Good Girl" - Dustin Lynch (+15) -- Well, out of our trio of country songs on this section of the charts this week, this is most certainly the lesser of the bunch. I guess that means I'm glad that it's also the lowest one. 

83- "You" - Jacquees (+17) -- I don't really care much about this song. I'm not super offended by it, either. But I'll give it more attention if it actually goes anywhere.

85- "No Stylist" - French Montana featuring Drake (+10) -- Sneaking onto this list is French Montana and Drake. Because more Drake is definitely what the world needs. And yes, that is sarcasm. This song sucks.

New Arrivals:




37- "whoa (mind in awe)" - XXXTENTACION -- There's only three new songs that I'm going to be talking about this week. The two new Christmas songs and the Scotty McCreery song on the bottom of the list. I've said this a couple of times now in the new arrivals section, but I'm really upset that we're STILL taking advantage of XXXTENTACION's death to earn money. That's the only reason this new album is here. It's almost like the record label and the other artists are the ones who conspired to get him killed so they could squeeze all that they could out of a dead artist. It's disgusting. I never liked the dude's music anyways, even though I am sad a human being lost his life, so there's no reason for me to give this project any attention.

40- "Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)" - Gene Autry -- After Gene Autry surprised me by getting his version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" to chart last, he's back again this week for another surprise. I mean, out of all the Christmas songs that could've charted this week, how many of you would've picked this song to chart? Yeah, sure, I would call it a Christmas classic, but it's one of the slightly lesser known Christmas classics. I feel everyone could sing the main line, but people might get lost when the verses start and resort to humming the tune because I don't think the lyrics are that well known. However, despite this, I was glad that I was given the chance to give it a closer look this week because this is one of the rare Christmas songs that combines the mainstream element of Christmas with the religious part of Christmas that the holiday is meant for. In verse three, the song reads as follows, "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane; he doesn't care if you're rich or you're poor, he loves you just the same; Santa Claus knows we're all God's children, that makes everything right; So fill your hearts with Christmas cheer because Santa Claus comes tonight." Then in the fourth verse, there is a line that reads, "Peace on Earth will come to all if we just follow the light; so let's give thanks to the Lord above 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight." That right there is a solid message to teach kids that makes this song more than just another fun, mainstream Christmas song like all the other Christmas songs on the charts right now. 

41- "Sleigh Ride" - The Ronettes -- My history with this song is a rich one. Outside of being a very beloved Christmas classic, performing "Sleigh Ride" was a Christmas tradition for Mr. King's Millcreek Junior High School ninth grade band. And Mr. King wasn't a band director who messed around. His bands always sounded great, so by the time you got to ninth grade, being able to play this song was quite the honor and I had a lot of fun doing so when it was my turn to play. For a bit of history, "Sleigh Ride" was composed by Leroy Anderson in 1948 and was originally purely instrumental. The first recording of it was by Arthur Fielder and the Boston Pops Orchestra in 1949. After listening to several versions of the song, that original recording is the version that we played and thus the version that I know best. Lyrics to the song were written by Mitchell Parish in 1950 and the first vocal performance was recorded by the Andrews Sisters. It has since been recorded by, well, everyone, but the most popular version was this one that is charting, The Ronettes in 1963. Produced by Phil Spector, it turns the song from an orchestral piece to a fun poppy Christmas song with a horse sound at the beginning and end with the added touch of "ring-a-ling-a-ling, ding-dong-ding" as background vocals. The song works perfectly as an instrumental piece. The orchestra is composed in such a way that you imagine a sleigh ride, especially with the clap of the blocks imitating hitting the reigns of the horse. But the lyrics are rather inspired as they beautifully bring to life this sleigh ride. The vocals from The Ronettes are a perfect addition. It has a classic 60's feel to it that makes one feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And seeing it on the charts brings me so much joy. Let's please bring this back every year.

48- "Guardian Angel" - XXXTENTACION -- I'm boycotting this album. Read my previous comments to learn why.

51- "I Don't Let Go" - XXXTENTACION -- I'm boycotting this album. Read my previous comments to learn why.

62- "One Minute" - XXXTENTACION featuring Kanye West & Travis Barker -- I'm boycotting this album. Read my previous comments to learn why. 

64- "Train Food" - XXXTENTACION -- I'm boycotting this album. Read my previous comments to learn why.

65- "What Are You so Afraid Of" - XXXTENTACION -- I'm boycotting this album. Read my previous comments to learn why.

68- "Staring at the Sky" - XXXTENTACION -- I'm boycotting this album. Read my previous comments to learn why.

84- "Difference (Interlude)" - XXXTENTACION -- I'm boycotting this album. Read my previous comments to learn why.

95- "Look Back at It" - A Boogie wit da Hoodie -- Don't care. I also don't know why we're still giving this thug a career, especially since he has one of the worst rap names.

96- "This is It" - Scotty McCreery -- Our American Idol boy is last on this list this week. I've never been a huge fan of his. He's a deep voice that people fell in love with even though he doesn't have a whole lot of talent. Here we have another generically written country song about a guy in love with a girl. In this version of the country love song, Scotty takes the girl to a point in the mountains where they can feel on top of the world. And then he finishes off by talking about her walking down the isle on their wedding day. And I suppose it's fine. The song actually starts pretty nice with the first verse before it then disappears into generic country with its sound on the chorus. I won't hate life if it does well, but I won't ever remember it in the future, just like I can't even name any Scotty McCreery song for you off the top of my head. I think if I even looked at his discography I'd have a hard time remembering what his songs sounded like. They just all blend together into one giant bunch of country nothingness. But if you like Scotty's voice and style, then of course you'll love this song.