Wednesday, May 24, 2017

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - June 3, 2017

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "Despacito" - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber (=) -- After a whirlwind of change at the top of the charts over the past month, "Despacito" has settled in and earned a second week at the top. Your fun fact of the week is "Despacito" is only the third song this year to be No. 1 for more than a week after "Bad and Boujee" and "Shape of You." And I think it's going to stay for a while. It's still climbing in sales and streaming, even though both are pretty high, and radio is starting to pick up for it. Being that it's a mostly Spanish song, it makes sense for radio to be a bit slow on normal pop radio. But it's a good sign of you are No. 1 for multiple weeks without radio while seeing that radio slowly rising. That means once sales and streaming start dropping, the radio will have caught up and will help it stay consistent.

2- "That's What I Like" - Bruno Mars (=) -- Is Bruno Mars ever going to get more than one week at No. 1 with "That's What I Like"? That's a good question. It's still a possibility, but if not then seven weeks and counting at No. 2 is still pretty darn good and it's also now spent 11 weeks in the top three. That's good enough for third best song of the year so far and soon to be second best. It's also worth noting that Bruno performed "Versace on the Floor" at the BBMAs on Sunday, which has been announced as his third single from "24K Magic," so I'm expecting that to re-enter the charts soon and make it's way up the ladder. I'm curious to see how high that one can get.

3- "I'm the One" - DJ Khaled featuring Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne (=) -- After debuting at No. 1 two weeks ago, this song has leveled out. Radio is catching up for some unknown reason why sales are slowly falling and streaming remains essentially even. I'm predicting that this becomes this year's "Can't Stop the Feeling," a song that debuted at No. 1, fell a bit the next week, and even though it never returned to No. 1 it stuck around for a long time. Or maybe that's hopeful thinking on my part because I don't want this to return to the top.

4- "Shape of You" - Ed Sheeran (=) -- Yeah, the whole top five is stuck this week as well as most of the rest of the top 10 for that matter. That means Ed celebrates yet another week in the top five while "Castle on the Hill" managed to stall out this week in the 30's. Ed performed "Castle on the Hill" at the BBMAs, so hopefully that helps it start climbing again. We need that song back in the top 10!

5- "Humble." - Kendrick Lamar (=) -- I certainly don't mind this song sticking around. It was falling one spot each week since it debuted. It would be wonderful if it got enough traction to at least jump ahead of the two songs in front of it as this is easily the best song in the top five right now.

6- "Something Just Like This" - The Chainsmokers & Coldplay (+1) -- The Chainsmokers and Future just can't make up their mind as "Something Just Like This" and "Mask Off" keep switching spots, but neither can seem to get back into the top five. At the very least let's hope The Chainsmokers stay ahead of Future from now on.

7- "Mask Off" - Future (-1) -- In fact, not only would I love it if this stayed below The Chainsmokers, I would love it if it went away completely.

8- "XO Tour Llif3" - Lil Uzi Vert (=) -- This needs to go away, too.

9- "Stay" - Zedd & Alessia Cara (=) -- And sadly I'm now rooting for Zedd to go away, too. Come back with something better. And bring back Kygo, please? Both Kygo and Zedd do have a 69 cent discount placed on them at iTunes right now which is causing a huge sales boost for them. So realistically I am expecting this to jump a few spots next week even though I'm not super happy about it.

10- "Malibu" - Miley Cyrus (+54) -- I'm so happy to see this in the top 10 this week! After debuting at No. 64 last week, it skyrockets up to the top 10 after its first full week of sales. Unfortunately that means next week it will hit its second week drop, like most big debuts. I just hope that drop isn't super big. Perhaps her performance of the song at the BBMAs will help mitigate that a bit. My hope is for this song to eventually recover and get back to the top 10 to stay. I would even love it if this gave Miley another No. 1 hit. I think this is the perfect relaxing summer song, a very pleasant surprise from Miley after four years of being gone from the Hot 100.


Rising on the Hot 100:





11- "Say You Won't Let Go" - James Arthur (+2) -- I imagine that this will replace Miley in the top 10 next week. I won't be too upset about that because I do enjoy this song as well. But I would prefer this to replace Future, Lil Uzi or Zedd instead. And even though Kygo fell a bit this week, I'm hope that its iTunes discount can also send it to the top 10. Or maybe Kygo will jump James Arthur, causing him to get stuck here at No. 11. I'd be fine with that.

24- "Unforgettable" - French Montana featuring Swae Lee (+5) -- Our obligatory rap hit rising on the charts since "iSpy" is gone from the top 10 while "Mask Off" and "XO Tour Llif3" are stagnant. This one I don't mind. I won't be upset at all if it missed out on the top 10 or even got stuck before hitting top 20, but it's fine.

29- "Redbone" - Childish Gambino (+7) -- "Redbone" surprising me yet again, this time by breaking into the top 30. It's been quite the unique run for this song. Can it take yet another step and enter the top 20?

32- "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back" - Shawn Mendes (+8) -- Oh sure. Reject all the decent pop hits, but embrace Shawn Mendes with open arms with another below average pop slog. Pop radio really annoys me sometimes.

36- "Swalla" - Jason Derulo featuring Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign (+5) -- I keep hoping this song gets stuck, but it keeps on managing to slowing sneak its way up the charts and now I'm starting to get nervous. We DON'T need this as a summer anthem for 2017!

45- "Attention" - Charlie Puth (+8) -- Again, lots of decent pop songs for pop radio to choose from, but they are also rekindling their annoying love affair with Charlie Puth. He's NEVER produced anything more than an average pop song as a featured artist. So why are we turning him into a superstar instead of sending him into musical purgatory where he belongs?

49- "Look At Me" - Xxxtentacion (+5) -- This dude released an album recently. I'm guessing that's why this song got a boost into the top 50 this week as I was enjoying the fact that it was starting to fade. If this becomes a hit, I'm seriously going to start questioning the state of humanity.

85- "Drinkin' Problem" - Midland (+12) -- A boring, cliche country snooze getting a good boost after its debut last week. Why am I not surprised?


New Arrivals:





62- "Rollin" - Calvin Harris featuring Future & Khalid -- Calvin Harris has a new album that will be dropping on June 23 called "Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1" and we've now heard three songs from that album. Surprisingly I was on board for "Slide," but I didn't like "Heatstroke" and I'm not a huge falling "Rollin." Calvin Harris isn't my favorite DJ, but he's usually fairly formulaic and his songs are often catchy enough to grow on me and fun enough to play at a dance party. This song is not catchy and is certainly not a song that will ever be played at a dance party unless you find someone that does a remix of it that actually has a drop and a beat to dance to. And it is concerning that Calvin has featured Migos, Young Thug and now Future on three consecutive tracks from this album, each teamed up with a pop star to try to balance them out. It worked on "Slide," but like with "Heatstroke," it doesn't work here. I'm glad everyone is now becoming friends with Khalid, but he's fairly boring on this track. And Future isn't as bad as he usually is, but him and Khalid don't provide enough of a balance to make this song any interesting and all that's happening in the background is a mellow, boring beat. This song is just a big snooze-fest and I hope the rest of the album isn't like this as well.

80- "Bad Liar" - Selena Gomez -- I obviously love Selena's current song with Kygo, but I give most of the credit there to Kygo. Selena by herself has been hit and miss for me, especially since she's tried way too hard to prove the world that she's now a grown up woman instead of focusing on making good music. But man, this song has me stumped. Lyrically it's nothing special. She's just trying to talk herself out of liking this guy that she's starting to develop feelings for only to realize that she's a bad liar. She even uses a comparison to the battle of Troy, which feels off. But musically this song has a lot going on that makes this song feel different from what Selena usually does. She's very soft in the song with a groovy, simple production. Then she has the moments where she stretches a few lines in an interesting way and does other things that feel clever that I kinda find myself grooving to the song. I also envision this as a song that continues to grow on me over time. If this is a lead-off single to a third album, she has my attention.

92- "Whatever it Takes" - Imagine Dragons -- Another promotional single from Imagine Dragons' upcoming third album "Evolve." The more I hear from this album, the more nervous I get. "Believer" has grown on me a bit and "Thunder" isn't bad, but neither are on par to their first album magic. And "Whatever it Takes" is the least interesting song of the three. It's not big and bombastic like many of Imagine Dragons' music is. In fact, it kinda makes me appreciate "Believer" and "Thunder" more. This song has Dan Reynolds either rapping or singing his verses really fast. That doesn't work. And I keep thinking the song is going to build to something, but it never does. There's slightly more depth to these lyrics just because there's more of them with how fast he talks, but they still don't make things interesting. Just a very forgettable Imagine Dragons song. The type of song that if they hadn't released it as a promotional single, I would've never remembered it existed after listening to the album. That's not what I'm supposed to get from an Imagine Dragons song.

93- "Felices Los 4" - Maluma -- If I were to inform you that there is one artist that has four songs in the top 20 most viewed YouTube music videos of 2017, how many of you would guess that this artist is Maluma? If you are Latino, then maybe you would have because this guy is essentially a Latino superstar right now. In addition to his own "Cuatro Babys" and "Sin Contrato" he was also featured on Shakira's "Chantaje" and Ricky Martin's "Vente Pa' Ca." Yup. Those are the four songs. These Latino songs are really big on YouTube. And despite having 10 No. 1's in his home country of Colombia, seven of which are as a featured artist, this is only his second trip to the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 and first as a lead artist, with the other one being the previously mentioned "Chantaje" by Shakira, which peaked at No. 51 here. After listening to this song, I can understand why this guy is so popular in the Latino world. I'm not going to bother to translate this song, but Maluma has a very likable singing voice and this is a very smooth, groovy song. I'll root for its success!

95- "No Promises" - Cheat Codes featuring Demi Lovato -- Well here's something I've been waiting a long time to talk about. Cheat Codes have finally crossed over onto the U.S. Billboard Hot 100. Yes, I follow the EDM charts, too. I just don't talk about them here. But Cheat Codes dominated those charts last year and have become a sensation in the EDM world. This started with their hit single "Sex," which hit the top 30 in about 20 different countries, but couldn't crack the Hot 100 here. Since then, they've had four other songs last year that did quite well on the EDM charts, the best of the bunch being "Queen Elizabeth." And just like Kygo finally found success by collaborating with Selena, Cheat Codes finally crosses over thanks to another pop superstar, Demi Lovato. This song was released back in March and has been climbing the EDM charts ever since, so I was wondering when it was going to show up, if at all. Now if you want to know my secret, I'm not madly in love with Cheat Codes. They have their moments, but more often than not they are fairly mediocre. This is one of those songs that doesn't light me up. Demi has done better and they've done better. It's a song about the beginning of a relationship, which is fine. The groove is decent, but nothing that memorable. I don't hate it, but I don't love it either. I am glad that Cheat Codes finally has a Hot 100 hit, though, because hopefully that will open a door for their better songs to do well.

98- "Ghost in this House" - Lauren Duski -- I don't follow "The Voice." Sorry. I'm just going to throw that right out there so that you know that I'm not the best judge for this song. In my many years of watching "American Idol," I know that it's important to be aware of the contestant's journey and strengths in order to best judge a specific performance because then you can look at things like song choice as a good metric to judge by in addition to the vocal performance. I don't know any of that when it comes to Lauren Duski because I've never watched "The Voice." I just watched this performance out of context, learning in the process that we are in the semi-finals. I also learned that "Ghost in this House" is a 90's country song by a group named Shenandoah. I listened to that first and enjoyed it. Then I really enjoyed Lauren's cover of it. She has a great voice and great stage presence. It's a simple, yet emotional song that she totally owned. I would say she's a country singer that country radio could use more of, which probably means she won't amount to anything because country radio only plays the boring country music and not the good country music.

100- "Me Enamoré" - Shakira -- Speaking of Shakira, I mentioned her earlier in this post when talking about Maluma. And now here she is sneaking in at No. 100 with a new song of her own. If I'm being perfectly honest, my personal preference when it comes to Shakira is her English music simply because I can understand what she's saying. But I totally respect her doing another Spanish album because that is her roots, of course. I just can't personally relate to it as much. Nothing wrong with that, right? Although Spanish or English, I love Shakira most when she is able to make me get up and dance and "Me Enamoré" does just that. Perhaps not as much as some of her other songs, but I still enjoy it. I actually think I prefer it over "Chantaje." And it doesn't take a native Spanish speaker to know enamoré has something to do with love. Turns out "Me Enamoré" translates to "I Fell in Love." So using my detective skills, combining my knowledge of Shakira with the common sense of where any song might go with a title like that, I can make a pretty good guess as to what this song is talking about. And I totally dig it! Hopefully this can chart at least as well as "Chantaje."

Thursday, May 18, 2017

DrogeMiester's Top 20 FAVORITE Hits of All-Time

My first post on this blog for this Billboard project of mine was on May 18, 2015. That's when I posted the top 10 most popular songs of 1958. Since I have a thing for numbers and dates, I thought it would be fitting to reveal the final post in this project on the exact two year anniversary of when I started, May 18, 2017.

If you missed my all-time countdown from this project that I posted during the past two weeks, here's the link to start that countdown. You can also browse through the blog archive on the right to view any post that I've done as a part of this project. After I finished posting the top songs of each decade during this project, I made sure to post of list of my personal favorite songs from that decade. So it's only fitting that after posting my list of the most popular songs of all-time that I would top it off with a list of my favorite songs of all time. Again, I'll still be maintaining this blog moving forward with my weekly Billboard analysis and any other projects that I come up with, but this post is the absolute grand finale of this specific two-year Billboard project.

In the title of this post, I use the word "hits" because my one parameter for this list is that the song had to make the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 in order to be considered. That narrows my pool from every song ever written to a list of 4,718 songs that have made the top 10 from 1958 to 2016. Being that I already created lists of my favorite hits from each decade, I simply took those lists and combined them together, giving me a very manageable pool of about 120 songs considered. Thus this list was a lot less daunting to make than it sounds. While it would be fun to create a list that's more inclusive of every song written or any song that made the Hot 100 at all, that's just too many songs to sift through, thus I wouldn't be comfortable with the final result because of the fear of missing something. That's the same reason I haven't made a list of my all-time favorite movies on my main blog. I haven't seen every movie ever made or even got close to seeing all the movies I want to see.

I have actually created a list like this before. I quickly threw together a list of my favorite songs in March 2012, which was long before this blog existed and towards the beginning of my main blog when I was still experimenting and new to blogging. I was inspired to do that list after creating a list of my favorite Disney songs in February 2012. Just like I recently updated my favorite Disney songs list ahead of the release of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" remake earlier this year, it's definitely time for an update of my favorite songs, too. My big mistake with my list five years ago was assuming that all my favorite songs were already a part of my iTunes library, which was very small back then. I also didn't put a whole ton of thought into it. Not as much as this time around, anyways, which I have the huge advantage of having just completed this Billboard project. Here's my initial 2012 list if you are curious enough to compare. There is some crossover, actually. But not much. And yes, part of that is due to my current parameters that the songs had to make the top 10.

My final comment before we dive into this list is a quick note that in the parentheses after each song is the year it entered the top 10 followed by the spot it peaked at in the top 10. That being just for fun. Now with all of that out of the way, let's begin!

20- "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" - Eiffel 65 (2000 - No. 6)


19- "Iris" - Goo Goo Dolls (1998 - No. 9)


18- "In the End" - Linkin Park (2002 - No. 2)


17- "Another Night" - Real McCoy (1994 - No. 3) 


16- "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio featuring L.V. (1995 - No. 1)


15- "Lose Yourself" - Eminem (2002 - No. 1)


14- "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana (1992 - No. 6)


13- "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" - Journey (1983 - No. 8)


12- "Take on Me" - a-ha (1985 - No. 1)


11- "99 Luftballons" - Nena (1984 - No. 2)


10- "Bring Me to Life" - Evanescence featuring Paul McCoy (2003 - No. 5)


9 - "Stayin' Alive" - Bee Gees (1978 - No. 1)


8- "The Boxer" - Simon & Garfunkel (1969 - No. 7)


7- "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" - Eurythmics (1983 - No. 1)


6- "Titanium" - David Guetta featuring Sia (2012 - No. 7)


5- "Chandelier" - Sia (2014 - No. 8)


4- "Dream On" - Aerosmith (1976 - No. 6)


3- "Bridge Over Troubled Water" - Simon & Garfunkle (1970 - No. 1)


2- "Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey (1981 - No. 9)


1- "My Immortal" - Evanescence (2004 - No. 7)


Click here to see my favorite hits of the 1960's
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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - May 27, 2017

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "Despacito" - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber (+2) -- I'm not one to call an artist the king of pop because they are having a good year or have written a good song and I'm not going to do that here with Justin Bieber, but I will say that Biebs seems invincible at this point. Not only was "Purpose" huge, but then he had hgue songs with Major Lazer and DJ Snake last year and now this year he's helped DJ Khaled and Lois Fonsi grab No. 1 hits in two consecutive weeks. That's impressive. And yes, as a reminder this is the first mostly Spanish song to be No. 1 since "Macarena" in 1996, which ruled the charts for 14 weeks. And while I would love to have this spark a Latino invasion on the American Hot 100 (that's not me being sarcastic -- I would honestly love that), I don't think that's going to happen. Unless they all start working with Justin Bieber, because this is all Bieber here. In fact, even "Macarena" was helped to the top because of an American remix of the song. You have to go back to the 80's to find a legit Spanish song at No. 1 without the help of an American remix, that being Los Lobos' version of "La Bamba." Now I know a lot of people will be mad at this being No. 1, but I'm happy. This is one of the better No. 1's we've had this year, behind only "Starboy" and "Humble." in terms of quality, so I hope it sticks around.

2- "That's What I Like" - Bruno Mars (=) -- Meanwhile Bruno Mars will again have to settle with the runner up spot this week. I'm sure he'll be in a constant battle with DJ Khaled and Luis Fonsi over the next several weeks to regain that top spot until one of them, or perhaps a new song, comes in and takes control. We've been very unstable with four new No. 1 songs in four weeks, something that hasn't been accomplished at all since the Nielsen SoundScan was implemented in 1991. Personally I kinda like this merry-go-round of No. 1 hits. It's fun!

3- "I'm the One" - DJ Khaled featuring Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne (-2) -- The good news here is that this fell from that No. 1 spot. The bad news is that this has a lot of momentum in all three categories, including pop radio. So this isn't going anywhere anytime soon and might even go back to No. 1 and challenge for Billboard's useless song of the summer award. And for the record, I don't hate this song because DJ Khaled is a lazy bum and doesn't do anything in the song. That's more of a minor annoyance. I hate this because Justin Bieber is giving a lazy, unemotional chorus surrounding three lifeless rap verses by rappers who are just happy to be invited to this obvious ploy to sell records rather than an honest attempt of making music. This song exemplifies what's wrong with the music industry today as we buy into trash like this while kicking good artists and good songs to the curb when they actually focus on the music. Example: where's Lorde on the charts right now? That's right. GONE. Shame, because her two songs were actually musically fantastic and had a lot of emotion. But that's not what America cares about.

4- "Shape of You" - Ed Sheeran (+1) -- I was actually excited last week when "Shape of You" dropped three spots to No. 5 because I thought it meant he was just about to plummet and maybe that would mean more effort put into making "Castle on the Hill," a MUCH better song, into an actual hit. But instead this rebounds and goes back up to No. 4? Come on! Someone help kick this song out. And by someone, I don't mean Future, Lil Uzi Vert or another awful rapper that our society worships. I mean that we should send a GOOD song into the top five to replace Ed.

5- "Humble." - Kendrick Lamar (-1) -- You know, I was really hoping this would have more staying power in the top five. It continues to slide one spot down each week. If this had gone 10-12 weeks at No. 1, I would've been totally happy. Instead it looks like it's going to slowly fall out of the top 10 prematurely.

6- "Mask Off" - Future (+1) -- What in the heck is this doing rising a spot? I was glad that it fell out of the top five last week and now it's threatening to go back? If this is due to this Mask Off Challenge, well, the internet should be absolutely ashamed of itself.

7- "Something Just Like This" - The Chainsmokers & Coldplay (-1) -- This week Coldplay accomplished something that they've never done before. They now have a No. 1 hit on the Pop Songs airplay chart as this is our new top song on pop radio. Usually that translates into better success on the Hot 100 instead of sitting here at No. 7. I wish that were the case as I would like this back in the top five.

8- "XO TOUR Llif3" - Lil Uzi Vert (+1) -- Speaking of songs with dumb challenges attached to them that won't go away. This, along with Future's song, REALLY need to go away instead of stubbornly sticking around.

9- "Stay" - Zedd & Alessia Cara (+2) -- NO! Zedd and Alessia had their fun in the top 10. It was supposed to be Kygo and Selena started climbing the ladder. Instead, "It Ain't Me" falls to No. 11 this week. Let's please bring the right EDM song back next week? Or maybe we can have both of them in the top 10, along with The Chainsmokers and Coldplay song, and kick out Future, Lil Uzi and/or KYLE. The top 10 could use a bit of a purging right now.

10- "iSpy" - KYLE featuring Lil Yachty (-2) -- Oh goodie! Out of all of our dumb rap songs, at least one of them took a tumble. This song overstayed its welcome after like two weeks. And it's now been eight. Let's hope this is its final week. And keep Post Malone away from the top 10, by the way. That would take things from bad to worse.


Rising on the Hot 100:





12- "Congratulations" - Post Malone featuring Quavo (+4) -- It's worth repeating twice. I just said at the end of "iSpy" that I DON'T want to have this in the top 10. If we could all join together and prevent this untalented piece of trash out of the top 10, that would be nice, especially since he carries the extremely annoying Quavo with him. How awful would it be to have two Quavo songs in the top 10 at the same time. Talk about nasty and disgusting.

18- "Sign of the Times" - Harry Styles (+10) -- Here's an idea. Harry's album just came out this past week. I really hope that means this songs soars into the top 10 next week. I would not only be fine with this returning to the top 10, but I would also love it if this song went and eventually took the top spot away from our carousel of mostly mediocrity. I'm really curious to see if Harry has enough streaming power to chart a few songs from his album, but in case he doesn't, let me just inform you that his new self-titled album is pretty sweet. It's essentially like a fun, 70's rock album coming to us from a former One Direction member. It's a blast from the past and if Harry can start a new trend by bringing 70's style music back to the mainstream, that would be a huge win.

24- "In Case You Didn't Know" - Brett Young (+7) -- This pretty, sincere, little country song continues to surprise me with how well it performs on the charts. I keep expecting it to slow down and camp out where the other big country hits land, but it keeps rising. And do you know what? I'm super happy about this. In a day where our top 20 is filling with poisonous garbage that is destroying the music industry, it's great to have something like this around. I hope it continues to climb.

29- "Unforgettable" - French Montana featuring Swae Lee (+13) -- We live in a day where it seems we have to have at least 5-10 rap songs in the top 20. If we have to keep this up, I'm am totally fine with this song being one of them because at least it's better than every other rap song outside Kendrick Lamar's stuff. And I'm really glad that the other French Montana song got stuck at No. 50 this week.

32- "Now or Never" - Halsey (+6) -- Here's a random fact for you. This is the first time on this post that I have talked about a song by a solo female. A few others, like Alessia Cara, are up there with a guy attached to them. And the only song on the Hot 100 with a solo female that's higher than Halsey is Julia Michaels with "Issues," who is currently stuck at No. 14. And we have yet to have a female in any role at No. 1 this year. Perhaps Halsey can fix that? We could use a bit more variety in that category. And I don't say that for political reasons. I just like female singers and want more of them to do well. But don't blame Billboard for this. They just compile the list each week based on what America listens to. So blame America. And make sure to slap them in the face for rejecting Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Lorde earlier in the year. The fact that we have to turn to Halsey to provide us with a little more variety is a bit sad.

36- "Redbone" - Childish Gambino (+8) -- I was wondering if this song was every going to break free and hit top 40. It seemed to be stuck between 40 and 60 for the last month or two. I'm glad to see it was finally able to get into the 30's. And I'd be totally fine if it managed to get higher. Even though I'm not madly in love with the song, it's still better than a lot of crap in the top 30 right now.

38- "Castle on the Hill" - Ed Sheeran (+9) -- I mentioned "Castle on the Hill" earlier in this post when I talked about "Shape of You." After being officially declared as Ed's next single, it started to rise, then got stuck last week. And now it's also broken the barrier and arrived back in the top 40. Please, America, accept this song. Let's bring this at least back to the top 10!

40- "There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back" - Shawn Mendes (+9) -- But let's keep Shawn Mendes far away. I've had enough of him and even though he has done slightly worse, I think this is another dumb song from him. I know he's a young artist, but that's no excuse to give him a pass. If he can't write good songs, let's reject those songs until he's mature enough to come up with something better. Otherwise he's going to spend the rest of his career believing he's already arrived and will continue to produce boring, awful pop music.

41- "Swalla" - Jason Derulo featuring Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign (+5) -- Thankfully this song slowed down quite a bit after it's initial blast on the charts following its debut. But let's make sure we keep this song at a slow pace, because we don't need this anywhere near the top 20. In fact, if No. 41 was its peak, that would be fantastic.

47- "1-800-273-8255" - Logic featuring Alessia Cara & Khalid (+14) -- So I learned after last week that this song by Logic has sparked a lot of negative controversy, which did surprise me a bit. Again, this is a song about suicide with Logic trying his best to help others not commit suicide. The big complaint I hear that Logic tries to be so general with this in an attempt to reach to everyone that he ends up reaching no one. I suppose I can see that, but I still think people are being a bit harsh with this. Sure, if I notice someone that I think is suicidal, I don't think I'll play this song for them as I'm not sure if it will actually help, but I appreciate the effort from Logic and I think he does a better job with the song than some are giving him credit for. And this is still better than most rap songs on the charts. I mean, would you really rather prefer listening to songs about rappers being rich, having sex with tons of women, becoming famous, stealing people's girls and/or doing drugs? Because I kid you not that 95 percent of rap songs on the charts that most people are drooling all over are exactly that. Just go read the lyrics. But yet we slam Logic for trying to do something good with his rap music. Doesn't make a ton of sense to me. I hope this continues to climb in spit of all of that.

49- "The Cure" - Lady Gaga (+6) -- Can Gaga actually gain traction on the charts with this song? I'm not crossing my fingers for her due to recent history, nor am I cheering this song on because I think it's bland and boring, but I suppose there's worse things that could happen, so it's whatever.

52- "Slow Hands" - Niall Horan (+38) -- I'm not surprised with this huge jump. I want to say this debuted at No. 90 last week without a full week on the charts. Niall's last song kinda fizzled out before it got too high. Quite frankly I hope this does the same because I think Harry is doing a much better job than Niall right now.

53- "Attention" - Charlie Puth (+11) -- I'm surprised that Charlie Puth hasn't had his usually hate bath from the internet with this song like he has with most of his recent bland pop songs. Not that I wish a hybrid internet mob on anyone, but I say I'm surprised because I don't think this is any better than any of his other songs. In fact, I think it's one of his worst and I hope that the radio doesn't have another love affair with him and blast this song everywhere, if you know what I mean.

63- "Magnolia" - Playboi Carti (+28) -- Why did this guy shoot up so high after his debut last week? Gross!

70- "Craving You" - Thomas Rhett featuring Maren Morris (+13) -- I was happy that Thomas Rhett wasn't having much luck gaining traction with this song following its debut. Let's hope that doesn't start now. I don't even want this song to hit top 50.

74- "Human" - Rag'n'Bone Man (+11) -- So glad to see this song around! I still really love this song and I've actually heard it a lot on commercials recently, so I hope it can continue to gain traction after a good jump this week.

77- "Privacy" - Chris Brown (+10) -- Excuse me while I go to the bathroom to puke. Do people really enjoy listening to extremely graphic, disgusting sex songs from Chris Brown?

80- "Wokeuplikethis*" - Playboi Carti featuring Lil Uzi Vert (+20) -- Another huge jump from Playboi Carti? At least this is only up to No. 80 instead of No. 63, but still. Playboi Carti needs to be pushed OFF the charts, not sent higher.

88- "Flatliner" - Cole Swindell (+10) -- Snooze...


New Arrivals:





64- "Malibu" - Miley Cyrus -- I've been expecting another Miley album for a while now because it's been since 2013 since we saw her on the charts. Given how much of a disaster her "Bangerz" album was that year, as well as her horrendous image she'd given herself, I wasn't exactly excited for more Miley music, but I knew it was coming. Well, it's here. And I'm not going to lie, this SHOCKED me when I listened to it a few days ago. Now I wasn't her biggest fan pre-crazy era, but I obviously preferred that to rebel Miley. I never thought we'd get old Miley back, but based on this I feel that we have. And that's what shocked me about this. It's a good song. I've listened to it quite a bit in the last few days and the more I listen to it, the more I like it. It's obviously inspired by her rekindled relationship with Liam, but she feels very earnest and honest as she expresses her gratitude and feelings for him, thus it makes for a relaxing and enjoyable love song that gives you the feeling you are on the beaches of Malibu with someone you care about, whether that beach be literal or metaphorical. And in the music video they've put together a really attractive photo shoot of her, which considering the last time we saw Miley in a video she was riding naked on a wrecking ball and making out with a hammer, this is another sign that I think old Miley is back.

79- "Every Time I Hear that Song" - Blake Shelton -- Now we go from Miley's great love song to Blake whining about a breakup in a twangy, country rock song. Yeah, I get it. Most couples have a song and when you break up, listening to that song can bring up some painful memories. But I just don't feel the honesty or the raw, bittersweet emotion from Blake in this song. With the backdrop of the heavier than it should be rock influences of the song, I also feel that the tone is conflicting. If he did a strip down, honest country song like Miranda Lambert with "Tin Man" a weeks ago, maybe I would buy it. But I don't. Speaking of which, why can't we bring "Tin Man" back to the charts? Out of all these dumb country songs doing well, a good one comes around and we reject it? Sure, that makes total sense. At least we have "In Case You Didn't Know" doing well.

89- "Either Way" - Chris Stapleton -- Perhaps I was a bit harsh on Chris Stapleton's last song, "Broken Halos" from earlier this month, but I just felt like the song was a bit too simple for what it set out to do. I wanted more depth. Here we have a song where Chris puts a whole ton of emotion into a song... that is very shallow lyrically. I like the musical setup of the song. The verses are very stripped down and quiet. Then he gets to the chorus and he belts it out impressively. But he's not singing about anything interesting. Again, not much detail given here, but he's in a broken relationship with a girl and he's come to the point where he doesn't care if she stays or leaves. They fake the perfect life for everyone around them, but then inside their own walls, there's nothing there between them anymore. And that's it. It doesn't strike a chord with me at all.

97- "Drinkin' Problem" - Midland -- Midland? As in Midland, Texas? If so that would be cool because I lived in Midland, Texas for about six months. But no. After looking it up, this country group is named after a song called "Fair to Midland" by Dwight Yoakam, that according to the ever so trustworthy Wikipedia. But they are from Texas. But not Midland. Hays County, which is slightly southwest of Austin. Too bad I can't proudly brag about this group, despite them being from Texas. At least not based on this debut single from their first EP, which I don't care to listen to unless the Hot 100 forces me to. A country group singing about drinking. How original. People in the song say this singer has a drinking problem, but he calls the drinking a solution to the the other problems that he actually has that are mostly related to him having a "broken hearted problem" with this girl he's been dealing with. Yeah, that's it. Add to that your typical fake-country rock twang and we have the same boring, cliche country song that we've heard a thousand times.

Monday, May 15, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 10 - 1 (as of 2016)

Well friends, family and random citizens reading this post, all good things must eventually come to an end. Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. Today I finally reveal the end results with this list of the top 10 most popular songs of all-time, which spans from the first week of the Billboard Hot 100 in August 1958 through the end of last year, 2016, allowing the songs from last year to finish their runs in the top 10. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. But as a final reminder, this is strictly based on performance in the top 10, with a self-created system in place to adjust things given the constantly changing music scene. If you noticed an all-time classic that didn't make this list, it's worth noting that not every classic song performed well on the Billboard charts and not every song that performed well on the Billboard charts has become an all-time classic. If you missed any part of this countdown, there are links at the bottom that you can follow. You can also use the blog archive on the right to browse through this list or any other post that I've done.

Even though this specific project is now complete, I will still be maintaining this blog, so no worries there. Later this week I will reveal my list of personal favorite all-time Billboard hits and I plan on continuing my weekly analysis of the current Billboard charts for the foreseeable future. Outside that, we'll see what other fun music-related projects I come up with, so I hope you've enjoyed this current project and will continue following me for future projects! With that said, let's check out these top songs!

10- "Eye of the Tiger" - Survivor (1982)


9- "Uptown Funk" - Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars (2014)


8- "Bette Davis Eyes" - Kim Carnes (1981)


7- "Endless Love" - Diana Ross & Lionel Richie (1981)


6- "Physical" - Olivia Newton-John (1981)


5- "You Light Up My Life" - Debby Boone (1977)


4- "How Do I Live" - LeAnn Rimes (1997)


3- "Smooth" - Santana featuring Rob Thomas (1999)


2- "Mack the Knife" - Bobby Darin (1959)


1- "The Twist" - Chubby Checker (1960)


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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 20 - 11 (as of 2016)

Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. This is that list. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. The short version is that I went back to the very first week of the charts in August 1958 and went week by week giving points to the songs that made the top 10. After finishing that, I posted the top 10 songs of each year one week at a time until we've now arrived at the point where it's time to reveal this final list. If you missed any of this, you can check it out in the blog archive on the right. This may not be the perfect system, but it's taught me a lot about the history of the Billboard charts, so I have no regrets and I hope you've enjoyed the ride. As pertaining to this list, I did do some adjusting because music and the way we listen to it is always changing and thus Billboard is constantly updated their formula. If I didn't adjust, then almost all songs on this list would be post-1991 and that would be lame. With all that out of the way, let's now look at the next 10 entries in this countdown. Links are at the bottom if you missed any previous part of the countdown.

20- "Every Breath You Take" - The Police (1983)


19- "Le Freak" - Chic (1978)


18- "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen (1980)


17- "Flashdance... What a Feeling" - Irene Cara (1983)


16- "Waiting for a Girl Like You" - Foreigner (1981)


15- "The Battle of New Orleans" - Johnny Horton (1959)


14- "We Belong Together" - Mariah Carey (2005)


13- "Un-Break My Heart" - Toni Braxton (1996) 


12- "Hey Jude" - The Beatles (1968)


11- "Closer" - The Chainsmokers featuring Halsey (2016)



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Friday, May 12, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 30 - 21 (as of 2016)

Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. This is that list. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. The short version is that I went back to the very first week of the charts in August 1958 and went week by week giving points to the songs that made the top 10. After finishing that, I posted the top 10 songs of each year one week at a time until we've now arrived at the point where it's time to reveal this final list. If you missed any of this, you can check it out in the blog archive on the right. This may not be the perfect system, but it's taught me a lot about the history of the Billboard charts, so I have no regrets and I hope you've enjoyed the ride. As pertaining to this list, I did do some adjusting because music and the way we listen to it is always changing and thus Billboard is constantly updated their formula. If I didn't adjust, then almost all songs on this list would be post-1991 and that would be lame. With all that out of the way, let's now look at the next 10 entries in this countdown. Links are at the bottom if you missed any previous part of the countdown.

30- "I Love Rock 'N Roll" - Joan Jett and The Blackhearts (1982)


29- "I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas (2009)


28- "I'll Make Love to You" - Boyz II Men (1994)


27- "The Theme from 'A Summer Place'" - Percy Faith and His Orchestra (1960)


26- "Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix)" - Los del Rio (1996)


25- "Somebody that I Used to Know" - Gotye featuring Kimbra (2012)


24- "Yeah!" - Usher featuring Lil Jon & Ludacris (2004)


23- "Say Say Say" - Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson (1983)


22- "Tossin' and Turnin'" - Bobby Lewis (1961) 


21- "I Want to Hold Your Hand" - The Beatles (1964)


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Thursday, May 11, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 40 - 31 (as of 2016)

Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. This is that list. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. The short version is that I went back to the very first week of the charts in August 1958 and went week by week giving points to the songs that made the top 10. After finishing that, I posted the top 10 songs of each year one week at a time until we've now arrived at the point where it's time to reveal this final list. If you missed any of this, you can check it out in the blog archive on the right. This may not be the perfect system, but it's taught me a lot about the history of the Billboard charts, so I have no regrets and I hope you've enjoyed the ride. As pertaining to this list, I did do some adjusting because music and the way we listen to it is always changing and thus Billboard is constantly updated their formula. If I didn't adjust, then almost all songs on this list would be post-1991 and that would be lame. With all that out of the way, let's now look at the next 10 entries in this countdown. Links are at the bottom if you missed any previous part of the countdown.

40- "Ebony and Ivory" - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder (1982)


39- "Call Me" - Blondie (1980)


38- "I'm a Believer" - The Monkees (1966)


37- "Low" - Flo Rida featuring T-Pain (2007)


36- "Apologize" - Timbaland featuring OneRepublic (2007)


35- "Hot Stuff" - Donna Summer (1978)


34- "I Just Want to Be Your Everything" - Andy Gibb (1977)


33- "We Found Love" - Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris (2011)


32- "Party Rock Anthem" - LMFAO featuring Lauren Bennett & GoonRock (2011)


31- "Abracadabra" - The Steve Miller Band (1982)


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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

DrogeMiester's Billboard Analysis - May 20, 2017

The new Billboard charts have arrived and so it's time again for me to give you my thoughts! In this weekly post, I cover three sections. First, I give my thoughts on the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. Second, I give my thoughts on the songs that experienced significant gains below the top 10. Third, I give my initial thoughts on our new arrivals this week. I reserve the right to switch things up in the future, but for now this is what I'm sticking with. I've followed the Billboard charts for a long time now and this is a great way for me to express my thoughts to the world. I hope you enjoy!

Billboard Hot 100 Top 10:




1- "I'm the One" - DJ Khaled featuring Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne (new) -- Three weeks. Three new No. 1's. Reminds me of... January of this year. Right before Ed Sheeran had his 12 week reign. This song I knew was going to debut high because it's sales were through the roof. I should've also seen the streaming coming because we have four rappers attached to this along with Justin Bieber. I just didn't think it was going to debut at the top, but in hindsight it's not too surprising. I just hope this pulls off a Justin Timberlake with "Can't Stop the Feeling!" and never returns to the top after its debut, because this song sucks bad. More on that below. But let's make one thing clear. This is at the top because of Justin Bieber. Not those other four.

2- "That's What I Like" - Bruno Mars (-1) -- Only one week at the top for Bruno. And while that fact doesn't upset me because I'm not a huge fan, I would've rather seen Bruno's song stay at top for another week rather than having DJ Khaled and friends up there for a week. But "I'm the One" is going to drop hard in sales next week, which may mean Bruno goes back to No. 1 next week. Unless of course Luis Fonsi has anything to say about that.

3- "Despacito" - Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee featuring Justin Bieber (+1) -- Because, yes, "Despacito" continues to surge. I jumped ahead of "Shape of You" and "Humble." this week. And if it manages to jump ahead of Bruno next week, it could consequently jump into the No. 1 spot with the natural second week fall of "I'm the One." And again, I'm totally fine with this. "Despacito" is a super fun song and I'm glad a Latino song is getting the time in the spotlight, even if it's here because of the Justin Bieber remix as opposed to the superior original version with just Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. Speaking of which, after Bieber's monster comeback recently, he suddenly has found himself with two more songs in the top three. That's rather impressive.

4- "Humble." - Kendrick Lamar (-1) -- I was really hoping for this song to reverse course and get more than just one week at No. 1. But now with "I'm the One" and "Despacito" dominating, it looks like that's not meant to be. Oh well. At least Kendrick was able to snag the top spot for a short amount of time and show that we as a country can embrace good rap music instead of all the nonsense that plagues the charts these days, like our current top song.

5- "Shape of You" - Ed Sheeran (-3) -- Whoa! Here's a surprising tumble. Not that I'm upset, though. It's time for this song to go. I was just wondering if this was going to play out like "Closer" by sticking around forever after hitting 12 weeks at No. 1, but it looks like it will be more like "See You Again" or "Blurred Lines," both of which tumbled pretty fast after getting 12 weeks at No. 1. Now can we please get "Castle on the Hill" up in this region? It got stuck this week down in the 40's, which is not good.

6- "Something Just Like This" - The Chainsmokers & Coldplay (=) -- The bottom half of our top 10 mostly got stuck as four of the five songs are the exact same. I'm curious as to what this song is going to do. I think it might be going back to the top five next week?

7- "Mask Off" - Future (-2) -- Hallelujah! Two weeks in the top five for this song is two weeks too long. Now let's get this out of the top 10 quickly!

8- "iSpy" - KYLE featuring Lil Yachty (=) -- This getting stuck at No. 8 worries me. It also needs to go.

9- "XO Tour Llif3" - Lil Uzi Vert (=) -- Do I sound like a broken record yet? Let's kick Lil Uzi out of the top 10 and never bring him back.

10- "It Ain't Me" - Kygo & Selena Gomez (=) -- On a reverse note, let's send this song higher. In fact, if it could jump ahead of "Mask Off," "iSpy" and XO Tour Llif3" next week, that would be amazing! There's a lot of decent songs that are hanging out below the top 10 waiting to get in. Let's kick those dumb rap songs out and bring in some good songs while letting Kygo and Selena go higher. If this song ends up peaking at No. 10, I'm going to be upset.


Rising on the Hot 100:





20- "Believer" - Imagine Dragons (+17) -- The songs in the teens are all stuck, so we jump straight to No. 20 with our rising songs list and it's Imagine Dragons that soared the highest this week. And you know what? That makes me happy. This is not a bad song. Just a disappointing one for Imagine Dragon standards, but Imagine Dragons gaining traction on the charts is good for their future after their second album flopped. More Imagine Dragons coming later in our new arrivals!

32- "Goosebumps" - Travis Scott (+10) -- What is this song doing rising on the charts? It's had a rather interesting ride as this is its 25th week on the charts and it's now finally gaining traction? I was kinda happy when I thought this song had died, so let's hope it dies again.

33- "Rolex" - Ayo & Teo (+6) -- If this could get stuck in the 30's, that would be nice. We don't need to encourage these two to make more dumb music and we certainly don't need to make them household names.

34- "Hurricane" - Luke Combs (+7) -- The biggest country riser this week. And I'm not super thrilled about it, but this is the typical ceiling for country songs, so I don't expect this to get any higher.

38- "Now or Never" - Halsey (+14) -- Halsey continues to soar up the charts, so it appears that this is going to be a bona fide hit on the charts. I can't say I'm super ecstatic about that, but there's worse things that could happen. I'm certainly not going to complain if this ends up getting stuck before hitting top 20.

42- "Unforgettable" - French Montana featuring Swae Lee (+8) -- This French Montana song I am OK with. I'm fine with it rising.

50- "Drowning" - A Boogie wit da Hoodie featuring Kodak Black (+5) -- This French Montana song I am NOT OK with. It needs to stall out and drop.

62- "If I Told You" - Darius Rucker (+32) -- Well that's a huge jump for a country song. I'm pretty happy about this, because I really like this song!

88- "Good Drank" - 2 Chainz, Gucci Mane & Quavo (+11) -- It's because of Quavo, isn't it? Curse you America for making Migos a thing! But alas, this is only at No. 88, so not time to panic yet, but I have a feeling that this awful rap song is going to continue to get higher.

New Arrivals:




1- "I'm the One" - DJ Khaled featuring Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance the Rapper & Lil Wayne -- Why do we need five singers on one song? There's no purpose behind that. None. Not any musical purpose anyways. This is just a cheap way to get more sales and more streaming. And it's actually a boring song. That's what I classify this as. Like with every DJ Khaled song, this is not a DJ Khaled song as all he does is give is same short intro, "We the best music! Another One! DJ Khaled!" Outside that, all he does is echo Bieber on the chorus a couple of times. That's it. He makes everyone else do his dirty work while he gets credit for the No. 1 hit. Speaking of Bieber, he's only here to send the song to No. 1 as he just gives the same boring, lifeless chorus in between each of our three rappers taking turns with their verses, which are also quite shallow and boring. Chance the Rapper has probably the least annoying verse with Quavo getting the most annoying verse, but neither verse is any good. At nearly five minutes, the song is about two minutes too long. So they should've just picked one rapper instead of three and cut down on the verses and chorus. Or just not recorded the song in the first place. If this becomes the song of the summer, I'm going to be upset.

61- "1-800-273-8255" - Logic featuring Alessia Cara & Khalid -- I didn't quite connect with Logic's most recent song, "Black SpiderMan" from two weeks ago. I thought it was good intentions that didn't quite have great execution. This is another song from Logic with good intentions, except this time it DOES connect. 1-800-273-8255 is the number for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, which perhaps could be made more clear in the song itself, but this is a song about Logic singing from the perspective of one who wants to commit suicide, then calling the number and talking himself out of it. The message here is that if you are thinking you are useless and you don't want to live anymore, then call and get help. I think that's fantastic. I think Khalid is just attached on the end as a bit of an afterthought, but I do look Alessia Cara's verse in the middle. I think he could've used her a bit more as perhaps voicing the person Logic is talking to. But overall I'm pleased and if this song helps save lives like Logic hopes it will, then that's amazing!

67- "First Time" - Kygo & Ellie Goulding -- Well here's a match made in heaven. As a quick overview, I absolutely loved Ellie's first two albums. In fact, I loved them so much that I considered her one of my favorite current singers. Then she went away from everything good and gave us a boring, bland pop album with her third album that had me extremely disappointed. Teaming her up with Kygo, one of my current favorite DJ's, seems like the perfect way to get her back on track. For at least one song. And it works. While the lyrics are kind of a poor man's "Castle on the Hill" and the song doesn't hit the emotional highs as that song, this still has a dang good tropical vibe to it thanks to Kygo that builds to a pretty great drop. It feels like old Ellie and that makes me happy. I'm glad Kygo is getting time in the spotlight in 2017 and I hope this becomes a big summer hit.

70- "Thunder" - Imagine Dragons -- I'm still waiting for Imagine Dragons to deliver another solid tune like "Radioactive" or other awesome songs from their first album. Instead, "Believer" and "Thunder" both give off a second album vibe. Nothing bad, but also nothing special either. I will say, though, that "Thunder" is a step above "Believer." There's not a lot of depth to the song and not a ton of lyrics, either. But this has a really powerful bass to it that I imagine will be super awesome if you have a good stereo, so credit there. It's a fun song. But it feels like good album filler as opposed to a knock-out home run single. I expect more out of Imagine Dragons than a bunch of album filler.

76- "Bon Appetit" - Katy Perry featuring Migos -- What in the fetch did I just listen to? Katy got a lot of hate for "Chained to the Rhythm" and that made me upset because I thought that was a great song. It had a fun, disco vibe to it and a message that was subtly brilliant. That gave me a lot of high hopes for Katy's upcoming fourth studio album. Then she follows it up with this? This is Katy trying to be super sexy and risque by saying she's on the menu and is spread out like a buffet. But it doesn't land. At all. Instead of actually being sexy and catchy like "California Gurls," this ends up being a worse version of "Birthday" from her third album, "Prism." I say worse version because including Migos on the song takes this from bad to awful. If Katy is trying to get back in the spotlight, this is not the way to do it. But I'm still excited for the album. I still liked "Prism" despite "Birthday." I just have to lower my expectations to cautiously optimistic.

87- "Privacy" - Chris Brown -- Does the world need more Chris Brown? Do I even need to explain myself here? No, I don't. You know what I'm going to say. But I'm going to say it anyways. This song is awful. We start with this line, "I need your body in ways that you don't understand." Then he proceeds to go into graphic detail about how he's making love with this girl. I mean, heaven forbid Chris Brown treat girls like human beings instead of objects of his gratification. This is one of the worst songs of the year and someone needs to punch Chris Brown in the face. Let's move on.

90- "Slow Hands" - Niall Horan -- We get two more 1D solo songs this week, the first of the two being Niall's second single. I do think "This Town" is a decent song, but I think the song was a bit too stripped down as I got bored of it after a minute or two in. It could've used more of a band behind it. "Slow Hands" does exactly that. This is not an acoustic song like "This Town." This goes for a classic rock vibe. Except the problem here is with the lyrics. It's a lot like the previous two songs I talked about, except not close to as graphic as Chris Brown and not quite as stupid as Katy Perry. But Niall and this girl are going to go to her place to make love after a good night out. He tries to be sexy and edgy, but it doesn't work for me. Maybe the 1D teenage girl fans will be drooling all over themselves as they picture themselves in the place of this girl. But as a 28-year-old dude, I just don't buy this. Niall isn't doing as good of a job with his solo work as his 1D friends.

91- "Magnolia" - Playboi Carti -- In between our two 1D solo songs, we have a song from a new rapper named Playboi Carti. And what a joy that it's a rapper mimicking Migos. Because the cool way to rap these days is short phrases with a lot of annoying sound effects and echoes. That's all this is. A Migos wannabe. This trend needs to stop. Now. Because it wasn't good in the first place when Migos did it and now every rapper wants to copy that trend and all it does is drive me crazy. I barely made it through a minute of this song before I was done.

93- "Sweet Creature" - Harry Styles -- Here's our other 1D solo song. Harry Styles' second single. And man, Niall really needs to go talk to his friend Harry because they both tried to do the same thing with their first two singles, but Harry did it so much better. "Sign of the Times" was a fantastic debut that I rather enjoyed and this is yet another solid song. Like Niall's "This Town," this is a stripped down acoustic song, but I was absolutely NOT bored. In fact, I was fully invested in the whole song. It's an absolutely beautiful song with a lot of emotion as he talks about the challenges with him and this girl (I assume) as they work through their relationship. They're both stubborn and it's hard for Harry when they argue, but despite that they are perfect for each other. Well done Harry. I never envisioned myself being super excited for a solo album from one of the 1D members, but after hearing "Sign of the Times" and now "Sweet Creature," I absolutely am excited!

100- "Wokeuplikethis*" - Playboi Carti featuring Lil Uzi Vert -- Surprise! We get, not one, but TWO songs from Playboi Carti. This time his space bar was broken when he typed this title. And why is there a star symbol at the end? Because it looks cool, probably. But no it doesn't. Anyways, what confuses me about this song is that it seems like he's rapping about other rappers trying to copy him, which doesn't make sense. First, he's not big enough for others to copy his style. Second, his style isn't his style. It's him copying Migos again. So that sounds hypocritical to me. If it's something different he's talking about, feel free to correct me if you want. But lyrics aside, I was still annoyed by the sound of the song itself and having Lil Uzi join in doesn't help matters. My internet actually cut out halfway through the song and I didn't really care enough to finish it.

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 50 - 41 (as of 2016)

Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. This is that list. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. The short version is that I went back to the very first week of the charts in August 1958 and went week by week giving points to the songs that made the top 10. After finishing that, I posted the top 10 songs of each year one week at a time until we've now arrived at the point where it's time to reveal this final list. If you missed any of this, you can check it out in the blog archive on the right. This may not be the perfect system, but it's taught me a lot about the history of the Billboard charts, so I have no regrets and I hope you've enjoyed the ride. As pertaining to this list, I did do some adjusting because music and the way we listen to it is always changing and thus Billboard is constantly updated their formula. If I didn't adjust, then almost all songs on this list would be post-1991 and that would be lame. With all that out of the way, let's now look at the next 10 entries in this countdown. Links are at the bottom if you missed any previous part of the countdown.

50- "We Are Young" - fun. featuring Jannelle Monae (2012)


49- "Sugar, Sugar" - The Archies (1969) 


48- "The Sign" - Ace of Base (1994)


47- "Gangsta's Paradise" - Coolio featuring L.V. (1995)


46- "One Sweet Day" - Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men (1995) 


45- "It's All in the Game" - Tommy Edwards (1958)


44- "Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In" - The 5th Dimension (1969)


43- "Stayin' Alive" - Bee Gees (1978)


42- "How You Remind Me" - Nickelback (2002)


41- "No One" - Alicia Keys (2007)



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Monday, May 8, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 60 - 51 (as of 2016)

Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. This is that list. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. The short version is that I went back to the very first week of the charts in August 1958 and went week by week giving points to the songs that made the top 10. After finishing that, I posted the top 10 songs of each year one week at a time until we've now arrived at the point where it's time to reveal this final list. If you missed any of this, you can check it out in the blog archive on the right. This may not be the perfect system, but it's taught me a lot about the history of the Billboard charts, so I have no regrets and I hope you've enjoyed the ride. As pertaining to this list, I did do some adjusting because music and the way we listen to it is always changing and thus Billboard is constantly updated their formula. If I didn't adjust, then almost all songs on this list would be post-1991 and that would be lame. With all that out of the way, let's now look at the next 10 entries in this countdown. Links are at the bottom if you missed any previous part of the countdown.

60- "I Can't Stop Loving You" - Ray Charles (1962)


59- "Centerfold" - The J Geils Band (1982)


58- "All Night Long (All Night)" - Lionel Richie (1983)


57- "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" - Elvis Presley with The Jordanaires (1960)


56- "Upside Down" - Diana Ross (1980)


55- "Call Me Maybe" - Carly Rae Jepsen (2012)


54- "Lady" - Kenny Rogers (1980)


53- "Gold Digger" - Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx (2005)


52- "Shadow Dancing" - Andy Gibb (1978)


51- "Night Fever" - Bee Gees (1978)



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Sunday, May 7, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 70 - 61 (as of 2016)

Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. This is that list. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. The short version is that I went back to the very first week of the charts in August 1958 and went week by week giving points to the songs that made the top 10. After finishing that, I posted the top 10 songs of each year one week at a time until we've now arrived at the point where it's time to reveal this final list. If you missed any of this, you can check it out in the blog archive on the right. This may not be the perfect system, but it's taught me a lot about the history of the Billboard charts, so I have no regrets and I hope you've enjoyed the ride. As pertaining to this list, I did do some adjusting because music and the way we listen to it is always changing and thus Billboard is constantly updated their formula. If I didn't adjust, then almost all songs on this list would be post-1991 and that would be lame. With all that out of the way, let's now look at the next 10 entries in this countdown. Links are at the bottom if you missed any previous part of the countdown.

70- "(Just Like) Starting Over" - John Lennon (1980)


69- "Boom Boom Pow" - The Black Eyed Peas (2009)


68- "Mr. Blue" - The Fleetwoods (1959) 


67- "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" - Marvin Gaye (1968)


66- "How Deep is Your Love" - Bee Gees (1977)


65- "One More Night" - Maroon 5 (2012)


64- "Dilemma" - Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland (2002)


63- "End of the Road" - Boyz II Men (1992)


62- "Let Me Love You" - Mario (2004) 


61- "You're Still the One" - Shania Twain (1998)


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Saturday, May 6, 2017

Top 100 MOST POPULAR Songs of All-Time: 80 - 71 (as of 2016)

Two years ago I started a journey to determine what the most popular songs of all-time were based on my own personal system. This is that list. In the first post in this countdown, I explained this project in depth, so if you missed that, I have that linked right there at the beginning of this sentence. The short version is that I went back to the very first week of the charts in August 1958 and went week by week giving points to the songs that made the top 10. After finishing that, I posted the top 10 songs of each year one week at a time until we've now arrived at the point where it's time to reveal this final list. If you missed any of this, you can check it out in the blog archive on the right. This may not be the perfect system, but it's taught me a lot about the history of the Billboard charts, so I have no regrets and I hope you've enjoyed the ride. As pertaining to this list, I did do some adjusting because music and the way we listen to it is always changing and thus Billboard is constantly updated their formula. If I didn't adjust, then almost all songs on this list would be post-1991 and that would be lame. With all that out of the way, let's now look at the next 10 entries in this countdown. Links are at the bottom if you missed any previous part of the countdown.

80- "U Got it Bad" - Usher (2002)


79- "My Sharona" - The Knack (1979)


78- "Candle in the Wind 1997 / Something About the Way You Look Tonight" - Elton John (1997)


77- "I'm Sorry" - Brenda Lee (1960)


76- "Whoomp! (There it Is)" - Tag Team (1993)


75- "The Boy is Mine" - Brandy & Monica (1998)


74- "I Will Survive" - Gloria Gaynor (1979)


73- "Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu (Volare)" - Domencio Modungo (1958)


72- "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head" - BJ Thomas (1969)


71- "Hurts So Good" - John Cougar (1982) 



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Click here for 70 - 61